Charlie's Zombies
I have been feeling like the bottom of a cat litter box today, but now I feel like a fresh Mother's cookie after seeing this picture. At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.
Fuck damn these bitches look beat. And the ho on the left isn't SamRo after hitting puberty. It's designer Matthew Williamson at the opening of his new store in NYC.
They should hang this picture up in schools to promote staying off the bad shit and eating vegetables instead.
I don't know who looks more haggard: HoHan or Chupa Zoe? I mean, HoHan looks like she crawled out of an OxyContin bottle. And Chupa looks like she can't chew solid foods. If you sprinkled salt over them, they'd shrivel down even more. Somebody needs to hook them up to an Ensure drip.
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that 2nd thumbnail will definitely give me nightmares tonight. i look beat but i have a cold, two little ones and a bun in the oven! i give lohan less than a year.
Grapedrink, I would love to come meet you! Maybe I can get Aphid to take a drive with me!
If you are afraid to drive, I suggest just staying in the area...but yeah, rent a car so you have options...
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
They need cheeseburgers, ASAP!
& to Gia (the late model?), they subsist on loneliness and depression. Food probably is an inconvenience to them. Munching on ice cubes and puking up the remnants of the previous nights parties gives them that painfully thin look. I do feel very badly for Lohan though. She didn't have much of a chance with the egg and sperm donor she was spawned from.
PSL: there's a chance i may go to a conference in Anaheim this summer(yeah, i know...not my idea of a good place to stay...not into amusement parks)...i stayed in Pasadena for a summer about 10 yrs ago...anyway, i am freaked out about driving in LA traffic...
so should i rent a car? and is there any place near Anaheim that i can stay without being too far away from the conference? i'm going to be a company dime so i can't go all out
I don't see why he won't grow a beard. He has a mustache, chin hair, and under the bottom lip hair. Just grow a full beard already!
"Mr. Loverman... Mr Loverman... Shabba"
Hohan looks like she's one gram of coke away from
going to the hospital for "exhaustion".
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Did lindsay have work done? or is it just the weight loss?
Why does Lohan's face ALWAYS look so dirty? Wash yo face for goodness sake and lay off the amphetimines or coke, your too skinny, its not attractive at this extreme.
I have been eating very responsibly lately & looking at these pics makes me feel like a pig slob...Does the human body really require such little sustenance for survival? What do women like this & Posh & Katie Holmes & all those really skinny celebs/models survive on? Do they actually eat & just offset the calories with lots of drugs? I dont understand how they are even alive when they clearly eat so little, its not like they are toddlers who are designed to not really need to eat a lot, they are grown women!
how can Zoe dress other people, when she can't dress herself??? samesamezzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:46pm.
You are in the know girl!
@dollyface: u r spot on with the mrs. roper dress, in my opinion...mrs. roper would be pissed
When did lindsay get her chin done? I just noticed it is different but have, alas, been too godamn busy with work to keep up with my gossip stuff.
I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
Zombies have more personality than these fuckwads
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:36pm.
Where is the always nattily dressed SamRo?
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back in L.A., though she couldn't fly on Sat because of an "ear infection" (after the fight)
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
God, Rachel Zoe is looking increasingly like Brigitte Bardot - not Brigitte before, Brigitte now.
My graphic designer sensibility is also being hurt by the offensively garish dress - everyone who fucks around on illustration software must have made a 1,000 of those fug designs for a giggle. But someone actually came out and sold it as a suitable fabric pattern! Brocade gradients...
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:12pm
She had her shot at sober and she blew it!
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good one...do u mind if i use it with a few people i know who had their shot and blew it??
Submitted by Rosemary Young on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:33pm.
Wonder what kind of "sauce" those veggies got rolled in before being re-served to the Zoebitch?
I don't snark on waitstaff. They can make a bitch pay.
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At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.--MK
Wow. These pictures make me happy to be a size 6, those bitches look sick!
All three of these bitches have heads twice the size of their bodies. They look like the fucking Lollipop Guild.
I loooove Rachel. She's always been thin so its not a real shock when looking at her in this pic. But Lindsey, wtf? homegirl looks like she's gonna pass out trying to look all fierce.
Where is the always nattily dressed SamRo?
Aaaand the countdown to Blowhan getting caught with blow again in 3...2...1.
Looks like the grand opening of a concentration camp.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:03pm.
Hee hee!
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"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell."
Lindsay looks the worst. She's the youngest, yet manages to look quite old. I started liking Rachel Zoe when I watched 'The Rachel Zoe' project. She came across as rather charming. *shrugs*
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Last year the New York Times had an article on Rachel Zoe (not unfavorable, btw) that described her visit to a restaurant in France. Zoe ordered crudites (raw vegetables) and sent the plate back to the kitchen because the chef had put sauce in the middle of the plate. "I want them plain, no sauce," she said. The dip wasn't even touching the vegetables, but that wasn't good enough for Rabbit Zoe.
I can hardly believe this hag is not yet 40. I hope for her sake that she's lying about her age. Botox is no substitute for healthy living! Can you imagine what the Chupacabra will look like after osteoporosis hits? Like a dried-up worm on the sidewalk after the rain evaporates!
Submitted by prommom on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:27pm.
.. and Rachel Zoe looks better than what? A Shih Tzu?
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she looks better than her pre-botox days, i'm sure. to compare her with a shih tzu is an insult to all shih tzus.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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.. and Rachel Zoe looks better than what? A Shih Tzu?
Don't get me started on that super-creepy designer. I would cross the street if I saw that coming my way.
Snideychick sez:
All three of them need to eat a godamn meal! And I don't mean drugs and booze but REAL FOOD!
blegh.
*puking all over the floor*
i have to say Chupa finally came to her senses and botoxed the hell out of her 50-year-old face.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Sammy does fashion fabulously! She looks awesome. Now that Zoe chick... she needs a grip on a hoagie.
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Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/2009/02/ciao-italia.html
Rachel, take the dress off. The color and design is wasted on your body. It needs someone like Angela Bassett who has fantastic shoulders.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:12pm.
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I do, wholeheartedly agree with you, I really do but there's just something about her that stops me from hating on her completely.
I need more Dlisted bitchery but it's hometime for me. Peace out and have a good evening.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
I never said I felt sorry for her. I just feel sad when I see her.
Yeah, she has plenty of money I guess. I wish she could throw even a few bucks my way. But even a broke-ass like me knows that money can't buy happiness.
I would slap her parents if I ever saw them. They are morons.
Oh Lindsey. What have you done?
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
I would love to see a full on conversative between Lindsay and Joaquin Phoenix!
Death's door or no, Rachel Zoe must be fucking brilliant to make everyone believe she's got such great taste that she should dress them. That looks like something Mrs. Roper would wear on Three's Company for a date with her hottie husband!
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And Rachel Zoe looks a FUCK LOT BETTER.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
Caution! Nazi Zombies ahead!
http://techwag.com/index.php/2009/01/30/caution-zombies-ahead/
Lohan looks like a clothes hanger with teeth. And how telling it is that she's striking a pose standing on very dirty floor.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
looks like Rachel got to lindsay, but she dint get any virgin blood
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That's too close to viewing Lindsay's hooha-al region for me.
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
POOR LILO????! Give me a goddamn break. Bitch gets paid thousands of dollars to fucking PARTY. They give the skank free shit every goddamn day, swag here, swag there, here's a big goddamn bag of primo coke, go shake your non-existant rear-end and shop all fucking day and tell everyone you're exhausted! Fuck this bitch! Fuck her! She had her shot at sober and she blew it! She had her shot at acting and she blew it! I hope she fucking rots in hell. Faux-lesbian SKANK!
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
Rachel has pretty eyes (or pretty colored contacts).
rachel looks like one of the olsen twins
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I'm sorry. I never thougth Lohan was anything but average looking, but at least she used to be a healthy weight. She must be back in to whatever she was into, b/c she's gotten rail thin quick. And her hair looks dirty all the time. Yuck.
Poor Lilo, I find it kinda hard to hate on her, despite everything.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
At least Chupa is FINALLY getting her grand canyon crag-face ironed out these days. What took her so long to get on the Botox train? Bitch was an eyesore for SO long.
And it is amazing Skindsay Blohan is invited anywhere anymore. Are her 15 minutes almost up?
Ensure drip is right. The ho-bones is too much.
That's the best this designer could do? He should have had Phoebe Price (who I would think by now has quite the camp-value at an opening).