Charlie's Zombies
I have been feeling like the bottom of a cat litter box today, but now I feel like a fresh Mother's cookie after seeing this picture. At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.
Fuck damn these bitches look beat. And the ho on the left isn't SamRo after hitting puberty. It's designer Matthew Williamson at the opening of his new store in NYC.
They should hang this picture up in schools to promote staying off the bad shit and eating vegetables instead.
I don't know who looks more haggard: HoHan or Chupa Zoe? I mean, HoHan looks like she crawled out of an OxyContin bottle. And Chupa looks like she can't chew solid foods. If you sprinkled salt over them, they'd shrivel down even more. Somebody needs to hook them up to an Ensure drip.
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Lindsay will OD soon- she's on that path again.
She and Sam were supposed to do a "show" om Valentine's Day, but cancelled b/c Sam supposedly couldn't fly (had an ear infection). Yet Sam showed up at a gig in San Diego last night....those two are two drama queen liar mouths.
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
Mr. Williamson looks like an all-around unpleasant person.
Like birds on a fence!
*grabs gun*
God, it's such a shame about Lindsay. She makes me sad. She was drop-dead gorgeous (even w/the freckles)and she is one of the few women that can look equally good blonde, brunette or redhead.
From what I saw of her acting as a child and a teen, I thought she was very talented.
Now she just looks wasted and vacant. Not yet hideous, but who knows? Maybe Samantha will suck all the beauty out of her eventually. God knows she can use some.
So ANYWAY.. I blame her fucked up family. Poor thing never had a chance.
Looks like three spaghetti noodles clinging to life.
*tapes headline pic to own mirror*
*instant shot of self-esteem*
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Exhaustion is the new black.
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 1:58pm.
Seriously, what does Hohan do for a living these days?
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Albatross ~ by the looks of Blohan's knees, I say she's doing about $20 a job.
Looks like Rachel Zoe finally got with the program and botoxed her forehead.
I loved her show. It was fun to psychoanalyze her, and I really do think she has a good eye.
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but Chupa actually looks better than LiLo. Time for rehab again, Lindsay.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Rachael Zoe looks freaking 60.
Hohan is so fucking disgusting. Shes on the same level as Bai ling and Phoebe Price they just show up somewhere hoping to get recognized.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
Great, She's anorexic.
That means more teenage girls will try to emulate this dumb bitch when I'm working with them to regain their health at my job.
Oh when you work with recovering anorexics, you get called fat when you're a size 8.
When you work with overweight people, they call your Size 8 anorexic.
Its a NO WIN situation.
Matthew Williamson looks exactly like my Spin Class instructor...
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
They look like the modern day Addams Family. Hohan looks awful.
Seriously, what does Hohan do for a living these days?
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"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell."
Is it wrong to wretch every time I see Rachael Zoe?
YOUR HEAD SHOULD NOT BE BIGGER THAN YOUR WAIST!
Blohan + Chupacabra + Zoro's Douche Lookalike = putrid cauldron of sleaze
ew
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