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Submitted by PerOne on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:44pm.
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did you chance to read the comments in Adele's Chasing Pavement vid on youtube? God, they make me sick. i'm amazed to know that there are people out there who really thinks that Blowus Brothers had a chance to win a Grammy. and against Adele!

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I want the Jonas Brothers to cover mmmBop. If you're going to be an even wussier version of Hanson, you can at least do an homage.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

I want the Jonas brothers to die in a plane crash.
I've asked everyone I know over 20 and we all hate them. (which might not say much but hey, what other conjecture do I have?)
I'm sure if they die the tween population will get over it. I know I will.
I really hope the tween population gets over then quickly.

So Aubrey posing for Playboy is supposed to help her career? I'm sure the offers will be coming in now. For what I'm not sure.

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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.

Submitted by Cara: "I'd rather get waterboarded than sleep with a Jonas Brother."

Cara, I bet there's at least ONE Jonas Brother that would rather be waterboarded than sleep with a female.

Mr. Hekki and I were watching SNL and trying to figure out which one was gay and we couldn't. I went with the guess that it was the youngest one, because the more older brothers a boy has, the more likely he is to be gay. (Some prenatal hormone thing).

I am so sick of seeing Tommy Girl at NASCAR races. I was at the Daytona 500 and hated seeing him up on stage at the driver intros. They even let his ass into the driver's meeting. If he wants to brain wash a driver, please let him take Dale Jr. Just stay away from Jeff Gordon and don't turn Jeff's adorable daughter into a robot freak like Suri.

She seems to have a couple of incisions in the belly button area, those could mean lipo or just the evidence of good ole fashioned saline implants.
She also has scars in the middle of her breastical area... It's pimp my bod, Hollywood edition.

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He is so old now, not handsome anymore, too fat
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Submitted by Lory: "I can see Naomi's c-section and tummy tuck scars. Talk about hi-res..."

What did she do to her breasts? Because they look great, for having had two kids.

I'm also surprised to see pubic hair. I didn't think anyone had it anymore.

I can see Naomi's c-section and tummy tuck scars. Talk about hi-res...

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Jessica Simpson's fat vein balls - Hollywood Tuna

More like Super Awkward Hand-holding Photos Alert! Jessucka is like clinging with her child sized hands, over the shoulder, mind you, to Tony Romo who is walking about 3 feet behind her. Kinda reminds me of Tom & "Kate".

Submitted by mommylicious on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:39pm.

Fug and Naomi look great, i think.. and Peaches has a Nick Cave lyric tattoo, I wanna stalk that man and demand a mustache ride
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Heh, me too mommy, me too.

I can't believe the asshole over at drunken stepfather thinks Peaches Geldof is fat! Wha?

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Guess what? I like pancakes!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:43pm.

I have to be honest, these intrusive Chelsea ads are making me really not want to watch her show ever. I'm already sick of looking at her.

You and me both.

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"Is this real life?"

Jessica's titties - EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Of course, the lame-o's at Hollywood Tuna are slobbering over them. Gross.

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"Is this real life?"

SpicyMe, I think that no one takes Tony seriously at all since he is still with such a ditz.

And I like the really long tattoo on Peaches Geldoff. Not crazy about the other ones, but the long one looks nice. I used to have her body actually, before I had three kids. Now I have the same body, but with saggier boobs and some extra skin on my stomach. I hope she doesn't get pregnant, or it will really disfigure that tattoo.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

I think Jess is pregnant too, which is probably why Tony looks like he wants to kill himself in all of the pictures you see them in.

Tony seems to have changed since meeting her..he's now on the Simpson level..trashy douchbag celebrity status.

I'd rather get waterboarded than sleep with a Jonas Brother.

Meh, fireballs don't phase us here in Austin. Maybe it'll make another lake for us to enjoy or something...

Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 4:15pm.
Why is it always the bitches who get those stupid, phony "Purity Rings" when their 15 years-old, and go to those Celibacy Balls that end up bend over a mini-bar in a hotel room, squealing like a Ho-bag in a porno film?

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Because they don't fucking know any better. Their parents never bothered to teach them about common sense things like birth control & safe sex, as they were too busy telling them not to have sex. Now, like most kids, when you tell them not to do something they're gonna do it, especially teenagers who are naturally rebellious & have been flooded with horomones. So here these kids go, off to fuck some random person, & they are not at all prepared for what happens during & after sex, & viola: they're either pregnant or have the herp. Sometimes both.

I'd like to power-wash Furgie.
Strap her down, fire up the air compressor and really blast the filth off her skin.
I'm thinking 2 passes would do it. Maybe 3.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 4:00pm.

yep, I say Jess is preggers and Tony does NOT want it, which is why it has not been announced.
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Yeap. And I think it's why the launched the weight gain outrage. To quell rumours of...well, the truth.

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Aubrey is the biggest cum dumpster around.

No doubt about it. Chestica is preggers. She's just waiting for Tony to marry her. Ain't gonna happen.

Why is it always the bitches who get those stupid, phony "Purity Rings" when their 15 years-old, and go to those Celibacy Balls that end up bend over a mini-bar in a hotel room, squealing like a Ho-bag in a porno film?

While I am most certainly no fan of Peaches Geldof, I don't think she is fat by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, she's appears to be built somewhat like I am, which is essentially an hourglass figure gone horribly wrong. You've got average-sized titties & a nice ass, but for whatever reason all the fat migrates to you stomach & hip area, making you look like a fucking pear. But honestly, her body isn't too much different from most women you see on the beach.

The best you can hope for is to jog all that shit off, & even that's no guarentee. I guess when people like her are in the public spotlight they are held to a high standard of beauty than the rest of us. I know that if *I* had the funds to afford unlimited access to personal trainers & chefs then I'd be looking pretty fucking good, & probably wouldn't have that pear-shaped body going on.

But the diet of these stars these days seems to consist of cocaine & cigarettes, & which generally results in nasty-looking skinny fat.

fly to irak tommy girl, there's 300 tons of TNT waiting for your arrival to explode...

yep, I say Jess is preggers and Tony does NOT want it, which is why it has not been announced.

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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
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Tammy has 'tinymeat hands' and capped teeth.

She looks especially queeny in these photos.

Also, we note the little facelift scar right below the ear lobe!

Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:48pm.

God, let's hope not, the first one was bad enough!

The way JS is holding her purse over her tummy and the apparent midgets she's smuggling in her bra lead me to believe that she is preggo. I wonder why she doesn't just say SHUT UP YOU DUMB FUCKS, I'M NOT FAT I'M PREGNANT!

When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."

Hmmm... observing Jessica Simpson's tittyballs, with the veins (bear in mind, they are still nice breastesses), they look like pregnant breasts. you know, mine looked that way when I was lactating. Just saying.

also,
not chelsea's fault that E wants to advertise her!
nor mk's fault he's gotta pay the bills.

whaddagonnado?

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Naomi's got some nice tits altough at first I thought it was Jen Aniston.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:43pm.

I have to be honest, these intrusive Chelsea ads are making me really not want to watch her show ever. I'm already sick of looking at her.

Who said ads were a good thing??

I agree these adds suck the big one. BUT Chelsea is one funny bitch. If you haven't seen her show ( I only catch it every once in a while ) consider giving her a chance.

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:42pm.

I was bummed too that the race was called.

Carl Edwards is my driver!
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ANYBODY but Jeff Gordon. He's a whiny little beeyoch.

I wonder if Tommy is planning "Days of Thunder: Part Deux"?

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Well, I guess everybody knows these days that making into Playboy is a step in the right direction careerwise in HollyHo-land. Aubrey's got moves, tho and she can sing (she's not the strongest but still not bad) why doesn't she spend her time doing that. She's young - she'll get to be sexy by default.

Ugh...she made this AWFUL song called Hot Mess...I think it was for MK...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QQX_oGBKU

Seriously - she was better off with Diddy.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:42pm.

Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:41pm.

So glad I'm not the only one thinking that BOTH Simpleton girls are going to be shotgun brides.
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And how ironic that they're the spawn of Papa Joe and religion telling people not to have premarital sex.

Do you need any more proof that most religious crap is bunk?

You.Ain't.Kiddin'. The most pious are the most hypocritical asshats.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:42pm.

I was bummed too that the race was called.

Carl Edwards is my driver!

I have to be honest, these intrusive Chelsea ads are making me really not want to watch her show ever. I'm already sick of looking at her.

Who said ads were a good thing??

She didn't have a noticeable belly in those jeans pics though did she? She's gained weight evenly all over but not especially on her stomach. If this is how she is after 3-4 months, how big is she gonna get?

Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:41pm.

So glad I'm not the only one thinking that BOTH Simpleton girls are going to be shotgun brides.
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And how ironic that they're the spawn of Papa Joe and religion telling people not to have premarital sex.

Do you need any more proof that most religious crap is bunk?

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:39pm.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:35pm.

I think Jess and Fergie are both preggo.
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I agree. If Fergie is, it's a fucking miracle a celeb got knocked up and announced it AFTER the marriage. How often does that happen anymore??

So glad I'm not the only one thinking that BOTH Simpleton girls are going to be shotgun brides.

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:36pm.

I was totally pissed seeing Tommygirl at the Daytona 500 (yes, I like NASCAR, sue me!) I think he is trying to get his gay Sciento tentacles into Jeff Gordon! He needs to stay away from NASCAR!
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Too bad the race was called on account of rain. Well Matt Kenseth is a good guy. Good for him. But I still wish Mike Waltrip had won. *Mikey* *Squeel*

Me and Mr. Green Is Good are thinking Tommy has a HUGE crush on Jeff Gordon, because Jeff's shorter than Tommy. Tommy can manhandle him!

Fug and Naomi look great, i think.. and Peaches has a Nick Cave lyric tattoo, I wanna stalk that man and demand a mustache ride

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:35pm.

I think Jess and Fergie are both preggo.
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I agree. If Fergie is, it's a fucking miracle a celeb got knocked up and announced it AFTER the marriage. How often does that happen anymore??

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:36pm.

Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:34pm.

Carrot- ITA.
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I think we've all seen the result of weight gain boobie change, but mine have never come with huge boobie veins. That's a pregnancy thing isn't it?

Absolutely, it is. Fact.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:34pm.

*polishes Shaun Cassidy statue*
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