Monday, February 16th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Week: Helen Thomas

Birthday: Helen Thomas
Age: 89
Birth Name: August 4, 1920

Original Date of HS of the Day: February 12, 2009
Claim to Fame: The journalist and all journalists! Homegirl has too many accomplishments to list here, so go to her Wiki page for those facts, or better yet, watch her HBO documentary Thank You, Mr. President. That's where I fell in love with this bitch.

Where is she now? Kicking ass and taking names.

Why is he HS of the Week? Because I fucking love an old bitch who doesn't mess around. A bitch who will take off her dentures, put on her chunkiest jewelry and fuck you up if the situation calls for it.

After watching the documentary on Helen, I searched for more info on her and found this clip from 2006. I truly believe no special effects were used. Helen has powers. She is not the one!


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And I love that colour of lipstick but I'm a sucker for all things 40's & 50's.

ainsley's picture

Seconded!

Submitted by Granny Clampett on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:32am.

To all you liberal bashers...shouldn't you be masturbating in front of your Rush Limbaugh shrine right now?
Oh and PISS OFF

ainsley's picture

Fucking right!

kdracofan's picture

seriously...what's wrong with being a liberal? what's wrong with being a conservative?

what the f people.....just live and let live....

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Granny Clampett's picture

To all you liberal bashers...shouldn't you be masturbating in front of your Rush Limbaugh shrine right now?
Oh and PISS OFF

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

A couple years at an airport I was working at she stopped me and asked me where baggage claim was. And yes she was definitely a hot slut. haha!

poo's picture

Anyone who pisses off neocons everywhere as much as she does (even at age 88!) has to be doing something RIGHT. Love her.

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Team Valtrex's picture

Lisa Lampanelli in 5 years.

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Sorceressss's picture

Helem Thomas is a f*cking idiot liberal c*nt.

kdracofan's picture

love her.

PucciPrecious's picture

Helen Thomas is a liberal and a moron. She has had dementia for at least 15 years. She needs to retire or get a bigger bib so when she drools at the prospect of having Obama answer one of her simple-minded questions it catches all of her saliva!

No Words's picture

I swear that's Tangee lipstick...you can still get it at Vermont Country Store.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by TITS:"And you just know this dame has a bowl of old lady candies (ala tigerlily) on her desk."

LOL. Yes. Probably carries a handkerchief in her purse too (how green!). And I always want to know where these old ladies buy their lipstick. I think they stocked up on it back in 1958. Who even makes shades like this anymore? And WHY?

My blessed MIL, who is in almost every way a VERY chic dresser, wears lipstick like this: hard, matte, bright, indelible, obscure. Leaves stubborn marks on her scotch glass and my kids' cheeks. She also wears Opium; very heavy old lady stuff. Ick.

Can not stand this woman. The harpy needs to fly away.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Love her!

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

watch her HBO documentary Thank You, Mr. President. That's where I fell in love with this bitch.

Me too! I've been a fan ever since....

~SAS

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DR.FUNK's picture

She's pathetic.Her kind of liberal is stuck in the GREAT SOCIETY....about 4 DECADES back.Somebody whack the tonearm in her head.The record is scratched.

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Submitted by melusine on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:42pm.
I LOVE THIS WOMAN!! She eats irrational blowhard neoconservatives for breakfast and flosses with Sarah Palin!
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LMAO! Good one melusine!

Bill O'Reilly called her last week "the wicked witch of the east". That's a compliment coming from him!

Fred Flintstone's picture

Great news - the only problem is she can't remember who the fuck she is anymore!

melusine's picture

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!! She eats irrational blowhard neoconservatives for breakfast and flosses with Sarah Palin!

she looks fuckin brilliant! i luv the look of this woman! 89 amazing!

Manbearpig's picture

She fucking looks like Walter Matthau.

morbo's picture

Good for Helen - but where'd you get this picture of Sandra Bernhard?

Provolone's picture

She looks like a muppet from that movie Dark Crystal

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madam s.'s picture

She IS great. I loved it when Obama got his first Helen interrogation recently. It's like a political hazing.

StewieGriffin's picture

She's very handsome. By the way, I think Dlisted needs more ugly advertising I'll never click all over it. That Chelsea Lately scheme isn't blinding enough.

D.R.'s picture

She bad.

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chuchie's picture

She scared W so much, he had taken out of her front row seat and shoved her in the back. Should have known then he was a true douche bag.

jiggywiddit's picture

Give the old dame a McNuggetini; she's earned it!

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she's one tough old broad....we need her to keep politicians
of every persuasion in line ;p

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finderskeepers's picture

I wish there could be more women like her.

Stock Broker's picture

Luv her!

Albatross's picture

God bless Helen - she is awesome!!!

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Yaaay for Helen Thomas!!! Of all the accolades she's gotten during her career, I wonder where she'd rank Hot Slut of the Week? :-)

cio_cio-san's picture

she is fucking awesome!

Pathetic Humans- Prepare to write down the recipe!

NitWitty's picture

I admired this woman so much that I wanted to be just like her when I grew up.
Sidenote: don't ever join the navy as a "radioman" thinking you will be interviewing the higher ups and divulging dirty laundry just because you idolize a woman in the white house press corps.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.

Tyroan's picture

Helen scared the shit out of W, and for that the nation owes her a great debt of gratitude!

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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 5:07pm.

Blowing Paul Revere ONE time qualifies her as a slut?
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Well apparently the British came.
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LOL you guys are sick.

Helen is looking really fine in her vintage Chanel!! Girlfriend probably bought that jacket and blouse in 1987!! You go, Ms. Helen!!

I think that makes her 88, no? *head fuzzy from brandy*

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TITS's picture

And you just know this dame has a bowl of old lady candies (ala tigerlily) on her desk.

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Helen is the HBIC of all time! We should all tell her, "Thank you, Miss Helen."

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 5:07pm.

Blowing Paul Revere ONE time qualifies her as a slut?
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Well apparently the British came.

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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 5:07pm.
Blowing Paul Revere ONE time qualifies her as a slut?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You clown you!

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Memaw power!

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