Chicken McNuggets & Vodka: Together At Fucking Last!
I was trying to do figure out what to do this President's Day and now I've found my answer. I'm going to plug my nose and try to down a McNuggetini in one gulp. I mean, it's a full meal in one glass: McDonald's chocolate milkshake and vanilla vodka, rimmed with BBQ sauce (sounds sexy) and finished off with a McNugget. Actually, this is like three meals in one! Think of it as the only protein shake you'll ever need. You know what's it's missing though? A huge dollop of chicken ice cream on top!
And the McNuggetini probably looks and tastes the same way going out as it does going in. That way you can enjoy it again and again and again. It's a Recycletini too! Just make sure you don't eat corn in between the barfing.
Click here for the recipe. And I take no responsibility if your stomach falls out through your ass after drinking this. Just put your stomach on ice, shake it off and call the free clinic.
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this is GROSS :-(
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 8:21pm.
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i love u and all, but i'm not about to start up into a conversation on dlisted on our country's decision to go to war! no way, no how!!...i just don't like anyone suggesting any president of ours is deserving to be shot and killed like JFK.
Submitted by Kahne on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:48pm.
thanks...it took me awhile to come out of the closet on dlisted...it's not exactly the coolest thing to be...we take alot of hits, but oh well...i've got thick skin...when i stayed in pasadena for a summer with my sister and bro-in-law, most people were nice, but i would occasionally get questions on whether or not we wore shoes or had paved roads...some were serious questions and some were being assholistic(new word)...i would just roll with it...usually, i'd play the scarlet o'hara southern belle bit...people would usually get the point...alot of the music and literature that people enjoy in America and in the world came from here.
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We eat and drink weird shit in the South, but I'm drawing the fucking line here!
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I was told that she has a personal account on a Herpes site named" HERPESLOVING COM". And her profile gets many winks everyday!
holy shit!
i feel a bit sick.
and i thaught i was bad dipping my fries into my shake when no one was looking.....
Wow. Because mcnuggets alone didnt make my shit runny enough.
@ grape:
I read your comments all the time and crack up! I'm in mississippi too, on the coast.
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I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
my tummy hurts...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
It's missing the Chocolate covered bacon.
That shit looks and sounds NAST!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
*stumbling in* McNuggetinis are great! Can I see your McTits now?
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Um...no
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by breaktheleash: "My furniture is going to be SO shot out. Fuck it. I love these guys, all of them. What's a few sticks of old shitty furniture, right?"
LOL. That's how I feel about my kids. I figure we'll get all new stuff when they're grown up.
Be glad your Dane doesn't have the dexterity to uncap a Sharpie.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 8:48pm.
I don't know about nuggets, but dipping McFries in McMilkshakes is fucking AWESOME.
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I used to get chicken nuggets with honey and dip the fries in the honey. OMG was that good.
Big deal? We only care how to find these celebrities. Luckily, I found one. That's Britney Spears. It seems she is finding a new father for her sons on 'Ri ch ki ss. com'. It is a site for celebrities and millionaires to mingle. Is she dating someone rich there?
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 8:21pm.
@boot: Do u really think our ex-president should be assasinated?
I'm gonna get serious for a minute. Today is President's Day in our country, where we honor ALL of our presidents. I respect the office of the presidency no matter who is in office. I'm old-fashioned like that. There is a boundary that exists where funny becomes offensive. Making jokes about a president needing to be shot like John F Kennedy, crosses the line of decency and borders on threatening. I still remember the day those planes hit the towers. Nothing about wishing death on any of our people is acceptable to me.
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Let me get all war-hating and pipe in, wouldn't willingly sending US soldiers off to fight a losing battle be wishing death on them essentially?
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 8:21pm.
@boot: Do u really think our ex-president should be assasinated?
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I love that you posted that in the Chicken McNuggets & Vodka: Together at Fucking Last! thread.
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Submitted by kylewu01 on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 8:58pm.
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Bitch, it's not Valentine's Day! Update your shit!
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I don't know about nuggets, but dipping McFries in McMilkshakes is fucking AWESOME.
Excellent post Grape! Bravo!
*standing ovation*
Gross, vodka pasta sauce is good though.
@boot: Do u really think our ex-president should be assasinated?
I'm gonna get serious for a minute. Today is President's Day in our country, where we honor ALL of our presidents. I respect the office of the presidency no matter who is in office. I'm old-fashioned like that. There is a boundary that exists where funny becomes offensive. Making jokes about a president needing to be shot like John F Kennedy, crosses the line of decency and borders on threatening. I still remember the day those planes hit the towers. Nothing about wishing death on any of our people is acceptable to me.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:51pm.
Grape, Jiggy, Sandy and the rest - I'm out, the Dane needs some mother-love and Mr. Leash needs his supper. BTW - Triscuit's getting married tomorrow, so if any of y'all see her, be sure to wish her well.
Catch ya on the flip flop :)
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 8:00pm.
@Boot: wat's up with the grassy knoll business and thinking George Bush needs to be shot?...
===AND, fancy comparing George Dubya to the Queen...
I'd drink/eat it. Anything McDonald's and I'm in, as long as the fat count isn't too up there.
Afterward, I'd have a nice cup of Sanka in honor of MK.
@Boot: wat's up with the grassy knoll business and thinking George Bush needs to be shot?...
surely you didn't mean that?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:55pm.
noighty noight Loish!
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O - I was wondering what that meant.
Night, leashy!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
who stole MK's words?
http://uniquespecialists.com/forums/celebrity-gossip/100068-chicken-mcnu...
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noighty noight Loish! (scuze the accent)
Nighty night Leash!
bye break!
Grape, Jiggy, Sandy and the rest - I'm out, the Dane needs some mother-love and Mr. Leash needs his supper. BTW - Triscuit's getting married tomorrow, so if any of y'all see her, be sure to wish her well.
americans are so creative
www.thatshideous.com
Grape like to talk trash but I know that's just her Inner Dirty Girl coming out to play! j/k
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:40pm.
My friend and I were walking out of an Italian bakery in Brooklyn exclaiming in very loud voices "Oh Em Gee! I am sooooo excited about this cheese cake!!!" This seven year old kid looked at us and said "You're talking like teenagers!" Now, I'm young, not that young, but my friend is in her late 40s and we just laughed and said "we are as young as we want to be!" and happily ate our cannolli.
The Danes are cool. I'm just a very small person, and HE walks ME. It's aggravating. Trouble is, he thinks he's a housecat and nearly crushes me when he gets up to sit on my lap while I'm watching TV. My furniture is going to be SO shot out. Fuck it. I love these guys, all of them. What's a few sticks of old shitty furniture, right?
@break: i appreciate u backing me up and sharing our fine culture with those unfamiliar with the ways of the dirty south...
j/k- i hope moosh and everybody knows i'm just joking around!!!
Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:37pm.
@Sandbitch: Achilles is a Harlequin we've been told. His previous owner is a client of mine. She can't handle him. So my husband, who also does gardening
for my client took him. Luckily HE can handle the big guy. He's a gentle giant, really. I'm snapping pix now, I'll get one in an avie later this week.
===So SO HANDSOME - loving the wide smile :)
Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:37pm.
@Sandbitch: Achilles is a Harlequin we've been told. His previous owner is a client of mine. She can't handle him. So my husband, who also does gardening for my client took him. Luckily HE can handle the big guy. He's a gentle giant, really. I'm snapping pix now, I'll get one in an avie later this week.
Good luck with him. Be patient, they are AWESOME. You might remember my old avie of my harlequin pup. I just changed it to this cute cub a few days ago.
I see Britney's Stinky Brown Boots are back.
If you think we are teens, you have not been reading this site every long, dumbass.
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
Ew!
Is that Rachael Zoe's fugly face back there endorsing this shit? Camon! You know she's a vodka and cranberry kinda girl - no calories!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
breaktheleash, I LOVE Great Danes. I always say, "Hi Pony!" when I see one!
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:29pm.
How very Greek mythologicalical of you. Yay for celebrating our God given right to refuse a man!!! Good times all around!!! :D
*note: I'm something of a light weight and am halfway into my McNuggetini. Woooo... goes straight to your head.
In other news: ever try chocolate shake and french fries? Preferably of the Wendy's variety. Heaven!
Submitted by BootGirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:34pm.
LMAO. Boo hoo. Poor little teens don't like it when someone nasties on their ex president...
I guess I'd better run away and hide from the internets now?
Don't know why you think we're a bunch of teens, but it wasn't in defense of Georgie Boy, it was just calling out that you were trying to incite some sh*t. And still are. Buh bye now.
Submitted by BootGirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:34pm
Would you please!
@Sandbitch: Achilles is a Harlequin we've been told. His previous owner is a client of mine. She can't handle him. So my husband, who also does gardening for my client took him. Luckily HE can handle the big guy. He's a gentle giant, really. I'm snapping pix now, I'll get one in an avie later this week.