Birthday Sluts

No way is Haylie Duff only 24. I say 34 at least.

CLICK ON THE LINK!!!!! Rate the video "Under a Brick", the highest rating possible.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/grill-it-with-bobby-flay-most-recent/package/...

i love smokey robinson....happy birthday to him and to all the birthday sluts...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli

Happy birthday sluts!

xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Happy bday Seal & Benicio

Happy Birthday to all especially Mr. Smokey Robinson (one of the greatest song writers of all time).

"..French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel sundaes is getting touched.." Ice Cream

Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:47pm.
Beth Ditto fat jokes are so 2007.
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Her cholesterol count is so 2007.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Why is Beth gross, cause she's chubby? I would like to see pictures of everyone here and see how modelesque you all look. Leave the bitch alone, she's talented and obviously happy.

Happy Birthday to all, especially Benicio <3

wow no wonder Beth is so crazy she's a damn aquarius! and seal wow i didn't know he was an aquarius either! happy birthday to all!

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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of people with class and dignity like my grandma!

gross

it's my birthday too!
www.thatshideous.com

Beth Ditto fat jokes are so 2007. Anywho, Benicio del Toro is the boricua hot piece! Mmmmmm!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Ooh.. wow! Beth Ditto fat jokes.. How novel!

Hey, has anyone ever noticed that Xtina wears too much makeup? Hello! Bozo called.. he wants his face back. *insert rimshot here*

You know Britney Spears hasn't really seemed herself lately... I wonder when a squirrel is going to find THAT nut. *insert laugh track here*

Paris Hilton... Someone told me once that she engages in premarital sex.. with more than one partner! *insert gasps here*

*sigh* I really expected more from DListers...

Happy Birthday, Seal and Mallory Keaton!!

the first child I ever Nannied for is 15 today! HOW?
Happy Birthday honey!

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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords

Beth Ditto is actually a shorter, klassier version of my sister in law.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

When your muumuu would fit a cowcow, it's time to back away from the buffet, Beth.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Happy birthday, Beth!

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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K

OMG, is that an elephant?

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ubmitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:10am.

Totally, i think Sexy Beast was expressly invented for him and only him.

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snark: It's not right but it's ok.

If Beth did 500 of those kicks every morning and stopped eating pie, she'd lose the 150 pounds she needs to lose, if only for her health.

"Holy fuck... Mallory Keaton is 43"

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WTF? Seriously, that creeps me out. Kids in sitcoms shouldn't be allowed to age.

Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:06am.

I Don't see benicio as HOT ( I don't think he is even Good Looking) per say, but more like a sexy beast that I want to have Incredible hot sex with..
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

the husband & i were having one of our usual fights about how stupid he is...he asked what celebrity i thought was 'hot' & the first name that came to my mind(xcept rob zombie)was benicio:)Happy Birthday!

Look at me! I'm so fat n' zany! (rolls eyes)

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY AND HAPPY B-DAY TO ALL THE SLUTS!

Ps: I woke up in a Kanye mood, sorry
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Happy Birthday to a non famous slut..
Adrian is 16 years old today!
Happy Birthday, Twink!!!

I'm surprised she is so flexible.

Happy birthday Seal and Smokey Robinson.

Good morning MK and Dlisters ♥

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John Martyn - I Rather be the Devil.

Thanks BamBam!
I love that song too. Kim Carnes' version is great too. Ooh Baby Baby, I Second That Emotion, You Really Got a Hold on Me, Tears of a Clown, Shop Around, Being With You. Plus he wrote My Girl, My Guy and many others.

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Once I had a love and it was gas
Soon turned out, it was a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

HB Jeff Daniels and Smokey Robinson.

She's only 28?? Really?!

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 8:50am.

To give you more love, more joy
Than age or time could ever de-stroy
Now My love for you is sooo strong
It'll take about a hundred lifetimes to
live it down
wear it down
tear it down

Now that's a love song so pretty it never fails to bring a tear to my eyes. Happy Burfday Smokey!!

p.s. A Kiss from a Rose ain't too shabby either.
Happy Burday to you too Seal!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

dammmm Beth Ditto is only 28??? i dont get it!

man i wish i could pull off a leotard like that lol

This is about the best pic of Beth I've seen.

Holy fuck... Mallory Keaton is 43 !

I can't ~sniffle~ believe you didn't ~sniffle~ feature Benicio. ~sob~

Happy B-Day Smokey!!
So take a good look at my face
You'll see my smile looks out of place
If you look closer, it's easy to trace
The tracks of my tears..

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Once I had a love and it was gas
Soon turned out, it was a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

Hey Beth.

Happy birthday you dumb cunt. :)

LL
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Drag queens, clowns, and mascot animals... they are all cut from the same cloth (and freak me the fuck out).

beth looks fun! her party will prolly be off the chain! loves that gossip video with drag king murray hill

she is fat.

Happy birthday Smokey!! Love you!!

Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 8:32am.
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Sleep well, lucky ho! Dream of Benicio, I know I would!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Beth is gross.

Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 8:27am.

Happy Birthday to Benicio. mmmm..wrong in just the right ways. Beth is a lot more limber than I would have expected. Good morning MK and Crew!

Good morning, ho. I'm going back to bed. See ya guys later.

Happy Birthday to Benicio. mmmm..wrong in just the right ways. Beth is a lot more limber than I would have expected. Good morning MK and Crew!

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Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I got to see Smokey in concert about ten years ago, he was fantastic. We took a family trip and seeing his show was our folks' idea, we got to sit right up front and it was obvious he loves what he does and had good energy. Even though his music is not my generation per se, I thoroughly enjoyed the show.

Not hot, but happy birthday beth

Beth is okay, but I didn't need this photo in my life right now.

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At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.--MK