I Am Amy Fisher's Biggest Fan
You'll also cross all your body parts and declare you're Amy Fisher's superfan after reading this quote she gave Page Six about how she's planning to tour the country's finest truck stop strip joints as a "high-paid" titty shaker. Note: high-paid to Amy is a $10 off coupon to Food 4 Less and a 5-pack of Natty Ice.
The Long Island Holita said, "I love to dance, and I'm an exhibitionist. I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, 'Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old.'"
Amy not the one who got it in the face, right? I mean, thinking she has fans?! Even dudes in prison would rather jack off to a toilet floater than this ho! But seriously, I am her biggest fan! I have her mug shot over my toilet and I've memorized every line in Casualties of Love. That being said, I am begging her to put on a fucking Hazmat suit. Bury it! Roll around in dirt! Jump in a tub of bologna! Do anything to cover yourself. Nobody wants to see your Buttafuoco!
P.S. - You can cancel that phone call to Bellevue you were about to make to have me committed for saying I'm Amy's #1 fan. I was lie-telling for the sake of humanity. But I wasn't lying about knowing the lines in Casualties of Love. Alyssa Milano was a revelation.
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Oh, a friend of mine who living with herpes said Amy Fisher has a personal account on "Herpesloving.com". She living with Herpes?
Why the fuck is this betch doing porn - didn't she get herpes from that Joey Buttfuck douchebag???? Didn't that all come out in court way back in the day???
butta butta butta butta butta butta
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
Could she please use a Sharpie on those eyebrows and create some hair?
A teenage whore who shot a woman in the face, permanently disfiguring her and who miraculously didn't die.
She has "fans".
They made 3 different movies about this piece of shit woman.
She wrote a book.
She is making money off of shooting a woman in the face.
I am so sad that this cunt has children. She is dispicable.
I'm sure her 2 children are very proud of her.
Shockingly enough she actually looks pretty good in that pic, compared to how she really looks...a life of whoredom & fucking strangers must be working out well for her.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:36am.
@Devil: Sorry... I wandered off. I have a new "baby" this morning. The Dane. I'm good. The other dogs are getting used to him. It's like a circus here.
who dat doggie?
Nobody cares, you ugly whore.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
eeeeeeeeeeeyoooooooooooowwwwwwww .... that is one delusional cunt.
This is not about Amy, but I just wanted ask breaktheleash the new baby's name?? He looks familiar? Thanks
how old is amy now? no one wants to see this hasbeen's saggy old tits on the road or any where else for that matter...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
You gotta give Amy props this bitch JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK about nuttin or no one. Its borderline amazing. Doesn't she have a kid or some shit too?!?
'My girl brings me parcels and packages with marijuana, cigar scents and chalices.'- Damien Marley
@ korupsi
The bitch can use udder cream ...even the Podiatrist here uses it for feeties.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:29am.
I know I'm fucked up but I keep my crack, body holes and boobs in a proper container ..lol..wtf I guess people want to see that shit..but not me.
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lol. still it behooves (it's a very good word) me that she would go to that length to get the cash cows.
speaking of cash cows, maybe she needs the cash to firm up her udders.
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i haven't committed a crime.
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She kinda looks like a broke down Alyssa Milano in that still.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
And this Folks, is what happens when you DON'T finish high school.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:46am.
I'll be around. See ya!
I like how her Wiki bio says her parents are
"Italian-American mother and a Jewish-American father" OK. that irks me a little.
What exactly nationality is Jewish-American ?? If he's German, say he's German. Or Israeli. Or whatever.
That's like saying I'm half German and half Catholic.
Sorry. had to get that off my chest.
Bitch, you shot a woman in the face. You were a millimeter away from being a MURDERER. I hate using this word but:
CUNT.
@Devil: No, that's another one of my dogs. I'll get some pix of the Dane later this week...I just thought I'd jump on, see who's here. I'll catch up w/ you later. It's a zoo here.
Leash- Is that him in your avie? He looks cute. Danes are sweet. A friend of mine had one. Whats the new additions name?
Jaded - the original on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:27am.
**smootches KD**
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teeheeeeee *hugging Jaded*
@Devil: Sorry... I wandered off. I have a new "baby" this morning. The Dane. I'm good. The other dogs are getting used to him. It's like a circus here.
I admit it, I love Amy Fisher. This ho cracks me up and will do anything. Girl is a hot shitty mess. LONG ISLAND LOLITA 4-EVAH!
@ korupsi
It just behooves (wtf kind of word is that) me that people just prostitute themselves figuratively and literally for a buck. It's shameless and disgusting. I know I'm fucked up but I keep my crack, body holes and boobs in a proper container ..lol..wtf I guess people want to see that shit..but not me.
This is what she's known for and she apparently sees a cash cow in this endeavor.
And speaking of cash cow, her udders are sagging.
Okay, I just read about her on wiki. She has two kids - a boy in 2001 and a girl in 2005. It said she went on Howard Stern and walked out after 6 minutes because Mary Jo's daughter called in. So I went to YouTube and found it. Before Mary Jo's daughter called in, they were asking about the sex tape with Amy and her husband. She said, okay the sex tape got released, but that's that. Howard asked her flat blank if she would do any more porn ever and she said no, and she said no more than once. Then Mary Jo's daughter calls in and Amy walks out (out of shame I am sure). So one minute Amy is saying she is a regular good person, but then she is obviously so ashamed of herself that she can't even talk to the daughter.
Now miss "I will never make a porn tape" has a website pushing TONS of pornos she has done. Her life has become even more pathetic. And what about her kids? One day they will grow up and they will find out what their mom is doing/has done and they will be so embarrassed. Amy is still a nutjob.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
**smootches KD**
Oh, yes, Manimal; I completely agree with your comment - "Let's also not forget that Joey has to take some of the blame for her fucked up life also."
What a piece of trash he was/is.
sad life...I agree with Jaded-the original
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:20am.
Ok then, here you go: 'Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old.'
Not till her FANS tell her...
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
Submitted by Jaded - the original on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:15am.
After her release from prison, she got married to a policeman who was much older than she.
They had a daughter, I believe. I thought that they had gotten divorced.
What a miserable life she has had - and will continue to have.
Let's also not forget that Joey has to take some of the blame for her fucked up life also.
She was 17 when he met her and took advantage of her. He should have known better than to get involved with a psycho.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:16am.
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i thought i knew how sick some people can be, but this bitch is a new revelation.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Good morning Leash, how are you?
Ok then, here you go: 'Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old.'"
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"Tis he! I know him now: I shall jump over the Moon for Joy!"
Morning devilgirl...
The second article is this:
My children are my life but porn is my business.
Articles only and one pic of her flashing boobs blacked out.
http://www.zimbio.com/The+Amy+Fisher+Sex+Tape+Scandal/news
Trash..pure trash
After her release from prison, she got married to a policeman who was much older than she.
They had a daughter, I believe. I thought that they had gotten divorced.
What a miserable life she has had - and will continue to have.
oops sorry, my friend just bitch-slapped me and explained about THAT Amy Fisher.
silly me.
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i haven't committed a crime.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:04am.
attempted murderess, and this bitch has fans ?
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she attempted to murder who?
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i haven't committed a crime.
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"10 off coupon to Food 4 Less and a 5-pack of Natty Ice."
We do it down here in the Dirty South that-away too..! A Trasher is a Trasher, north or south...
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:04am.
If you want to see something really depressing, go read her Wikipedia page. Hers is as thoroughly seedy, revolting, and wasteful as a person's life can be. I mean every single aspect of her.
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And some asinine assholes actually like her for being a "bad girl". YUCK.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Amy never had any similarity to the literary Lolita. I think the Post just liked the alliteration with "Long Island."
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
Submitted by applehead on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 10:55am.
I think her dirt bag husband is as slimy as Joey B was. I wouldn't doubt he put her up to this...but at some point in your life, you've got to take responsiblity for your own actions
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I agree - he looks and sounds like Joey too. The skank certainly has a 'type', doesn't she?
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Guess those are the only places that'll have her--given they will take ANYTHING.
Her REAL 15 minutes were up twenty years ago, and those were a really boring, tragic 15 minutes. She was delusional back then, and she still is. How sad.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
attempted murderess, and this bitch has fans ?
WTF
If you want to see something really depressing, go read her Wikipedia page. Hers is as thoroughly seedy, revolting, and wasteful as a person's life can be. I mean every single aspect of her.
she was in prison for awhile, but buttfucko's wife (whom amy shot in the face) helped get amy out.
what a fucked up web that nutjob cast has woven. unending weirdness
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Thankew Manimal for spelling that correctly for me. I was trying to do it phonetically and it failed.
Hooked on Phonics didn't work for me!
She was a hoo-wa.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.