Nikki Sixx Turns Me On
The next time I should somehow find myself at a Motley Crue concert, I'm so going to throw a bottle of water at Nikki Sixx. Because the shit he would say to me, is the dirty, pornographic crap I like to hear.
At a Motley Crue show in San Diego a couple of weeks ago, Nikki threw a bottle into the audience. Of course, a chick in the audience threw it right back at him and this set Nikki off on a gutter rant.
Nikki pointed out the chick and said, "You think that shit's funny motherfucker? Suck my dick! Come here! Fuck you." After the old ass douchebag puffed up his chichis a little more, he went on to yell, "The fact that you're a fucking whore just means you can suck my dick a little more, bitch. Aw! She's fucking crying." I'm fucking crying too. Crying in the no-no from excitement.
If Nikki said that mess to me, I would've skipped on stage with knee pads, six Purell dipped condoms, a can of RAID, a gallon of Listerine, a Hazmat crew and a pair of safety glasses (just in case one of his rogue crabs jumped in my eye). I'd be ready to handle business. Don't threaten me with a good time, Nikki.
Nikki's rant is at the 1:30 mark in the clip above.