Kanye West Is The End-All And Be-All
Every time Kanye West pops up on my screen, my caps lock key starts tingling. The CAPS King makes its heart flutter just like mine. A Kanye interview is a ride for all the senses. It makes your eyes itch and your ears ring. You also suddenly taste fresh vomit on your tongue and faintly smell the scent of a week-old dirty tampon. And if Kanye is really bringing it on, your fingers will shrivel down into raisins. This Kanye interview with Details is about a Level 8. So brace yourself. Here's some quotes covered in SQUID BRAINS:
Kanye is bored with being the Jesus of music and is ready to become the messiah of fashion:"Put this in the magazine: There's nothing more to be said about music. I'm the fucking end-all, be-all of music. I know what I'm doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It's on cruise control. . . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let's talk about how my fucking sweater didn't come back right from Korea. That's what's interesting me."
Kanye on being the voice of this generation:
"If not me, then who? Someone could be a better rapper, dance better. But culturally impacting*? When you look back at these four and a half years, who’s the icon at the end of the day? Who broke down color barriers? What other black guy would a white person use as a fashion reference?”
Kaney on "that's so gay" being used as a compliment:
"Titles are very important. I like to embody titles, y'know, or words that have negative connotations, and explain why that's good. Take the word gay—like, in hip-hop, that's a negative thing, right? But in the past two, three years, all the gay people I've encountered have been, like, really, really, extremely dope. Y'know, I haven't, like, gone to a gay bar, nor do I ever plan to. But where I would talk to a gay person—the conversation would be mostly around, like, art or design—it'd be really dope. From a design standpoint, kids'll say, 'Dude, those pants are gay.' But if it's, like, good, good, good fashion-level, design-level stuff, where it's on a higher level than the average commercial design stuff, it's, like, gay people that do that. I think that should be said as a compliment. Like, 'Dude, that's so good it's almost . . . gay.'"
Yup, singy eyes, ringing ears, vom on the tongue, tampon juice on the nose and raisins on the fingers. I take that back that Level 8 shit. This is a Level 10. Kanye leaves my shit *impacted, alright. I always wonder why my body craves prunes after spending some internet time with him. Now, I know why.
P.S. - Does anybody know if Europe's Big Gay Nazi Adventures has a Fast Pass option, because I hate long lines and this sounds like it's going to be pretty fucking popular.
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Oh how nice of that gob shite to speak to us 'GAY' people!! as if id ever want that dick head looking in my direction. As a 'GAY' i would appreciate if you never came near me ever!!
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He is such a half-witted douchebag. I really don't think it's possible for him to be any more full of himself. He's not even close to the end-all and be-all of music. Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Michael Jackson ... Kanye there are people that did it FAR better than you and will be remembered for a LOT longer. Your music is sampled tripe.
"Titles are very important.
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Ok. Totally thought that said "Titties", Kanye.
Details is flirting with me!
15 years ago Kurt Cobain died. And then he sold out. (Just like you)
*swoooooooooooooooooon*
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Wow, photoshop produces even better results than plasic surgery! I barely recognized him. IRL Kanye has a hugely misshapen jaw and beedy eyes but here his jaw has been miraculously shaved down and his eye color is blue. Thanks to photoshop, he almost looks normal.
Unfortunately, photoshop can't correct his personality. He's a narcissistic fool that apparently believes his own hype. He claims to be the voice of his generation but most of the people I know have never even heard his music.
is anyone else watching the real hos of new york?
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No, I can't watch a show where everyone on it is less than me...save for that Countess LuAnn de Lesseps. I can't stomach the rest of those plain Jane hos just to see LuAnn.
I see with the magic of photoshop, they sawzalled down his big chin/jaw. He has a face like a spaghetti squash. How unfortunate.
You are not a fashion icon and/or a designer simply because you tell everyone you are at every opportunity Westy..
Music yes, but dressing like Kanye or worse still, paying money for his hideous creations, NO!
--thanks awfully--
*rolls eyes*
...jackass...
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@Miss Thang: Well, you know I am. But I watch ALL that dumbass shit.
is anyone else watching the real hos of new york?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:20pm.
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Trust me, as long as there are assholes out in the world willing to spend their hard earned money on trash (and look at the charts nowadays - it's all trash)with good beats, he'll be around.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:15pm.
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LOL, I got it. And lots of straight men brag about fashion....Justin Timberlake, Tom Cruise, Usher...oh wait...
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
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I give this bitch 2 more years, max.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:04pm.
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LMAO! God, that would make my life. But I'm thinking Dannon's too good for his ass. I'd go with a Summer's Eve or Vagisil truck...those would be extremely fitting.
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I was going with the yogurt, because it has active cultures. BTW, Kanye, nothing screams heterosexual like bragging about fashion.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:04pm.
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LMAO! God, that would make my life. But I'm thinking Dannon's too good for his ass. I'd go with a Summer's Eve or Vagisil truck...those would be extremely fitting.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 10:59pm.
Seriously, I'd like to see a Dannon yogurt truck culturally impacting his ass up against a bridge abutment.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I usually never wish death on anybody because it's bad karma and rude, but DAMN this bitch needs to get hit by a bus! And DIE! Fuck me, seeing his ugly face and listening to his mindless drivel makes me wanna smash his fucking face in with a shovel.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
I hate the guy but he looks better on this cover than he usually does. I think it's because his mouth is closed. In most photos I see of him, he has that slack-jawed, mouth-breathing tard face. I keep looking for drool hanging out of his open piehole.
I choose to not waste my time on this derivative tool.
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I kind of see him as a bit racist, actually. Well, at least he says racist things. He had an interview with Spin where he said offensive things about white music, black music etc. He was breaking barriers by using white music with black music or something. His interview was side by side with Daft Punk (why I actually bought the magazine) and said they were white music. Shows his real ignorance because a lot of their samples are used from semi-unknown black artists in the 70s.
George W. Bush didnt just dislike Black People, he disliked everyone poor. The victims of Katrina were not just black.
Titles are very important.
...I so read that as tit-ties are very important, and was so proud of him for saying something intelligent.
oh, well.
I do like his music but he needs a Route 44 sized cup of stfu.
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puppy side eye.
I read this and other pop culture websites and watch cable news every day. The only Kanye song I know is Gold digger, so I think his claim about his cultural impact may be a bit over-stated. He should talk to people outside of his bubble. He might be surprised by what he learns about his "importance"
p.s. Anyone else wonder if he's pulling a Joaquin Phoenix and just putting on an act? Either that or this guy is really and truly and scarily delusional.
If there was ever a person who needed an intestine rupturing beat down, it's this raging colostomy bag
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Did you say dick cream?
considering I'm young(ish) and semi-educated, consider myself somewhat hip - I had no idea who he was until he said "George Bush doesn't care about Black People" and then I didn't ever hear of him again until like last year. He is seriously delusional. And what is he blathering on about gays for, he sounds like a complete idiot.
I don't listen to Kanye and never plan to. The 2 songs I heard of his were pathetic. I'm sorry but bitch couldn't spill shit. It reminded me of Andre3000 trying to "freestyle" on that John Legend song. Murder on my ears.
As evidenced by his ugly ass shoes I'm sure he'll suck at fashion too.
What's with the homoerotic obssesion with gay men? You'll never be as fly as them.
just because he sucked a guy off and got fu7ed in the ass....doesnt make him gay.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:28pm.
Kanye is the George Bush of music.
A joke.
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Granted. But the world was essentially rid of GW after 8 long years. We should be so lucky with this dumb fuck.
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Insolence personified.
If you're going to brag, have SOMETHING, ANYTHING to back it up.
...plus I bet he's an awful lay.
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Somebody needs to conduct a seance to conjure up Mama West to peek over from the other side, just for a sec, to tell her seed, BIOTCH get over yourself!!! Gawd I hate this douche. And I proudly proclaim that I never have nor ever will buy any of his shit!!!
Speaking of the cover, How did Cobain sell out? You mean his crack whore wife?
I find his ego hilariously entertaining. I'm glad there's a celebrity that's actually outspoken about their highly inflated ego.
Please someone take this dick off the face of the planet! Culturally impacting my ass!!! How can one be so delusional??? I just want to smack that bitch's ego right the fuck off of his face which would probably take a million years because there's so much of a disgusting ego, but I would be willing to spend the rest of my life doing so because that's how annoying this fucking douchebag is!!!
glad to hear youre still a complete d-bag, kanye.
He does make some catchy-ass tunes, though. But that ego.... barf.
Kanye is one fug dude.
Kanye is the George Bush of music.
A joke.
He's growing on me, in a Phoebe Price way. He's fun to read. He's saying, "I'm not gay--really not gay, ok? But boy those gays have good fashion sense!"
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
GAH! I can't even look at this picture - it makes me want to slap his douchey face.
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
ZiggyStardust - eh?
Submitted by Cara on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 3:48pm.
not sure he's serious.
'can't tell me nothing' check out the lyrics.
he's pointing out the ridiculousness of fame.
"I had a dream I can buy my way to heaven
When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace.
I told God I'd be back in a second,
Man it's so hard not to act reckless.
To whom much is given much is tested.
Get arrested, guess until, they get the message.
I feel the pressure, under more scrutiny,
and what I do? Act more stupidly.
bought more jewelry, more Louis V, my momma couldn't get through to me."
and he's beats are siiiick. you should check it out Grape!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I'm so glad he's being given infinite forums within which he can profess. I just love it when Kanye West talks.
he might be the voice of this generation in the sense that he's so focused on being the center of attention via any means that he'll just rabbit on about nothing for ever. That part is probably accurate.
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If his statements were all satirical, and he was actually making a comment on the absurdity of celebrity, it would be hilariously brilliant. Too bad he's really serious about all of this.
maybe he's a good hip hop producer, maybe i'm missing a really good rap artist...one thing is for certain, any interest i had in listening to a record of this guy's is gone now...and i'm not buying any red high-tops he designs either...i'm betting he's gonna alienate himself from the rap artists that gave him a chance with all this "i'm great" stuff...i would also guess that the gay and bi community would be more than conflicted about some of the comments he has made lately.
oh kanye.