Tuesday, February 17th 2009
Carrie Underwood Goes Down
Carrie Underwears became Carrie Undertable or Underchairs or whatever she hell she hid under to keep herself off the cameras during a game last night. Underwears is apparently licking on Ottawa Senators player Mike Fisher. He plays hockey, which is my favorite sport because if you switch the o for an i, you get hickey! Or if you switch the ho for di, you get dickey! You get the point.
Anyway, Underwears saw that she was on TV, so bitch got shy and hit her knees like she had a 9" dick covered in Mother's Circus Cookie crumbs in front of her! That's my gut reaction whenever Mah Boo Anderson Cooper pops on the screen. Then I realize he's not really in the room and I just lay on the ground and weep.
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This bore should be egging whatever attention she can get because her fifteen minutes are almost up.
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I don't care about Carrie Underwears all that much. Yawn Carrie!
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
I love it. Nobodies who win some talent show suddenly cringe when the paps/onlookers/crowds seek them out. Please.
Now excuse me I have to check a mirror to make sure my eyes aren't still rolled to the back of my head.
Does anybody ON THE PLANET give two shits about Carrie Underwood? No? Didn't think so. Get over yourself, bitch.
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
WHY DOES THIS DUMB PIECE OF GARBAGE ALWAYS LOOK LIKE SHES TRYING TO HOLD IN A SHART? SHE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHES SWEATING SO HARD GREASY ASS FACE AND A ANOREXIC BODY! DUMB SKANK.
If you get shown on the Jumbotron at a hockey game, you should OBVIOUSLY whip the weiner out of your foot-long hotdog and demonstrate your deep-throating skillz. What a wasted opportunity. Get a fucking clue, Carrie!
Never said I couldn't be wrong - look, I thought I was posting in the Sienna MIller thread. lol
I just thoguht (s)he'd been around for awhile and I missed her crazy, I guess. ~haha
but like I said, I dropped the chi chat when the open posts started. I just oculdn't keep up. By the time I would read and post something, there's been another page of comments.
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"If only life were a Judd Apatow movie where geeks rule the world... but it's not, so let's just suck it up."
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Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:58pm.
Is this La C we're discussing? Because I thought she was an embraced reg... I just can't keep up since that stupid open post policy started! I want to go back to the old ways - it was so much more fun to just yak wherever whenever
umm - Slutty sucks! there, this post is on topic
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Yes, it is La Kook we are discussing.
Thats news to me if she is an embraced regular, if thats true I got this site all wrong!
on topic- hate her poncho!
bitch is stupid
"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah
Is this La C we're discussing? Because I thought she was an embraced reg... I just can't keep up since that stupid open post policy started! I want to go back to the old ways - it was so much more fun to just yak wherever whenever
umm - Slutty sucks! there, this post is on topic
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"If only life were a Judd Apatow movie where geeks rule the world... but it's not, so let's just suck it up."
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
It almost looks like she tripped and went down...heehee now that would be funny stufff
Submitted by RecessVillain on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:52pm.
Yikes ! DG
I hope your ok , b/c that was some messed up caca she was posting.
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Thank you RV, I am fine, she is the one who is not. She just won't STFU!
She did the same disgusting shit last friday. I missed it all, but I re-read the posts and she is a mental case.
Best think to do is to ignore the dumb ass. She just wants attention.
Why can't they all be cool like you?
Yikes ! DG
I hope your ok , b/c that was some messed up caca she was posting.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
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She is a mental case. I feel like it's my fault today. I commented to her and that just gave her the attention that she needs. She has some fixation on Stoney and now me. She is sick and she ruins every open post.
I apologize for encouraging her earlier today, but jeez, I learned my lesson.
I reported her ass. Don't know if it will help, but I gave it a whirl
@devilgirl-
I was just in the open post... WTF is wrong with that troll?
those were some messed up postings.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Once you've been spotted what's the point of ducking? You just make yourself fodder for YouTube.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:27pm.
Don't worry, DG...we'll always have the Detroit Red Wings, always make the playoffs! And my Sabres aren't doing all that great either!
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The Blues have sucked for a few years.
I like the Sabres. Oh well, we can cry together!
I kinda like the Coyotes.
hahahahahahahaha
But Mike Fisher is one hot hockey player. Hell of a lot better looking than Tony Romo.
Hopefully Fisher head butted that announcer.
Maybe she was having some sexy times with SpartaCat under the table..
meow!
http://web.ncf.ca/ai151/spartacat.html
Don't worry, DG...we'll always have the Detroit Red Wings, always make the playoffs! And my Sabres aren't doing all that great either!
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
She wasn't ducking. Kelly Pickler pulled a Tonya Harding and whacked her knees.
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Soon turned out, it was a pain in the ass
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Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:13pm.
@El B
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Oh yeah and the other day I found the link to Riri's nips but you had already ziped it up...too bad
You were first? Is it the best feeling or what? :)
RiRis Nips, dammit, i'm always slipping away too early, damn timezone!!
lmao people do the weirdest things when they get put on the spot!!! then you ask them why they did that and they will say all embarassed "I didnt know what to do , I freaked out!"
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I never stay on topic :)
HAHAHA what a dumbass bitch.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:18pm.
Ottawa Sens suck this year! Ha
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My St.Louis Blues aren't exactly burning up the ice with great play!
um...who does she think she is? a GHOST?
bitch please
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
How appropriate for me to point out my quote...
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"Tony Romo fucks fat chicks!"-Scott Ferrall
Ottawa Sens suck this year! Ha
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
lame, lame, lame. God, just admit you're dating him already. Ugh.
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
@El B
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Oh yeah and the other day I found the link to Riri's nips but you had already ziped it up...too bad
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
she always looks like an uptight bitch to me.
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i haven't committed a crime.
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I wonder if he's given her a messy facial or a pearl necklace yet?
"oooo I'm on tv ..eek ! leave me alone" You signed up for the attention whoredom bitch.. Remember a little show called American Idol? *smack*
Remember when she was in that stupid contest on TV so she could be famous?
someone should hat tip Deceiver on this shit
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"If only life were a Judd Apatow movie where geeks rule the world... but it's not, so let's just suck it up."
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Oh fuck, get over yourself Carrie!
I would've flased my tits. But seriously shes such a ho.
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wtf is she diving from?
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
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