This Is Why She's The White Oprah
Earlier, I posted some shit about HoHan saying she just ate a Big Mac when asked about her greasy chicken bone body. Well, HoHan takes her mom's advice. White Oprah talked to Access Hollywood about the subject of her checking account's weight and said, “I’m a mom. If I see my daughter a little thin, I say, ‘Eat more McDonald’s.’”
Okay, are these twats trying to get a deal with McDonald's or something? Because I'm sure there's a McDonald's in Mastic, NY that will let them clean the bathrooms or some shit. They don't need to beg.
No wonder she's knows as the White Oprah, because bitch really is treasure chest of wisdom. She knows what's best for her children. When I was younger and asked my mom for McDonald's, she'd usually say something like, "I'd rather fry up a used roach motel and serve that to you than get you McDonald's." So White Oprah is better at mothering than my own mother. That's why all of White Oprah's children are the epitome of health. They are so lucky.
White Oprah went on to yap more about it, because once you get the whore on the phone, you just can't get her off! “I don’t know why people care about other people’s weight. I think they should look in their own mirror and stare at themselves. I told Lindsay I think she’s a little thin. But we go through this every couple of months. My daughter is happy and healthy and that’s all that really matters.”
I would tell this raggedy ass skeezer of a mother that she's the one who needs to look in the mirror, but that's impossible for her to do! Every mirror in her house is probably lying on a table and covered in cokey dust.
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White Oprah, you are the new poster bitch for mandatory sterilization. You wouldn't know 'happy and healthy' if it arranged itself in a powdered line on a mirror. Your meal-ticket (oh, the irony) daughter is a 78-pound, incoherent cokewhore and you send her to McDonald's??
Yeah, that's the solution. Shove some low-grade, hormone- and drug-tainted meat, MSG, trans fats and pesticides down her bulimia highway and it'll set the world right again. Who knows? Maybe all the drug residues in her bloodstream will bind to the food toxins and she'll implode. I wish they all would.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
How old is Dina, really cuz I know she's not THAT much older than me, and I could pass for her damn daughter, and I don't look all that great for my age. Hell, my mother is in her 60's and she don't have lines around her eyes like that.
Take a good look, kids... this is what toots and tanning will do to a whore.
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She annoys me more than her daughters.
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Hekki, is there another way to show up a school dropoff?
I'll see you no makeup and ponytail and I'll raise you sweatpants and a bag of McDonald's (bringing it home to the post).
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Submitted by Isra1986 on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 6:22pm.
Oh yeah, as mother if I see my daughter looking malnourished, the FIRST thing I will suggest is gross, fattening, greasy McDonalds!
What a crap mom. How can money make a mother forget her responsibility to CARE for her child!
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hahah you're kidding right? Money is worse than being dickmatized. And having a child for some women is a ticket to at least 18 years of doing sweet fuck all. I know, one 'raised' me.
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Oh yeah, as mother if I see my daughter looking malnourished, the FIRST thing I will suggest is gross, fattening, greasy McDonalds!
What a crap mom. How can money make a mother forget her responsibility to CARE for her child!
Michael K says: When I was younger and asked my mom for McDonald's, she'd usually say something like, "I'd rather fry up a used roach motel and serve that to you than get you McDonald's."
Now I know where he gets his flair and skill for writing!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 6:03pm.
What is wrong with her mouth?
It's shaped funny and says stupid things.
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Ha ha ha! Glorious.
Submitted by Zappy: "I rather like their delusion. It makes me feel normal. Other peoples dysfunction are my empowerment."
Amen! I will readily admit that I love to talk about fuck-ups because they make me feel better about myself. And sometimes when I am being too hard on myself for some shortcoming, I tell myself that someone else is feeling superior at my expense and that's my gift to them.
Like if I show up to my kids' school for drop-off with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail because it's dirty, I know that some other mom will feel all superior because she bothered to look nice that morning.
"Because I'm sure there's a McDonald's in Mastic, NY that will let them clean the bathrooms or some shit. They don't need to beg."
Ahahaha!! Speaking of begging - MK, marry me!
Now this is a human that i can't find a single redeeming quality about...i can't even conjure up a good excuse as to why this woman whores her children out like she does...even if she was molested by ritualistic cult of cannibals, i couldn't find one justification for her actions
Ugh.. Dirrrty Shirley. Mastic isn't tooo far behind.
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
to Molotov cocktease
No joke! When Ma or Pa Lohan
pipe up and start ranting on in defense of/to criticize Lindsay I want to slap them!
Lindsay doesn't need a Big Mac! She needs a mom that will show some interest. Would it kill W.O. to fix her daughter a meal? It's Lindsay who puts food on the table.
Love your sig. haha
Shouldn't she be offering her a home cooked meal? You know like a good mother. My mum hated getting me Mickey D's when I was a kid too. She still hates when I eat it.
Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 5:45pm.
Nice coke rock hanging out of your nose, whore.
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I read that as "cock rock", oy.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 5:45pm.
Nice coke rock hanging out of your nose, whore.
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I read that as "cock rock", oy. She's a disgrace of a mother. Why recommend Maccy D's ffs? Too busy whoring herself out, whichever way it may be, to take care of her kids. Wretched woman.
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Anyone know why coke is done on a mirror??
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 6:03pm.
What is wrong with her mouth?
It's shaped funny and says stupid things.
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LOL!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 5:47pm.
Whoa! How old is she anyways? Too much tanning.
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Yeah sun damage catches up with you in your forties. My mother had beautiful skin when she arrived in Oz as a young woman, now she looks like a komodo dragon. Mum if you're reading this, it's not me.
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I would only eat McDonald's if I had to poop.
What is wrong with her mouth?
It's shaped funny and says stupid things.
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When will White Oprah realize that her daughter is a fucking drug addict? I guess it will take Lindsay o.d'ing or dying before this ignorant bitch realizes it.
BITCH IS LOOKIN STRAIGHT UP LIKE A TANNED MICHAEL JACKSON.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BITCH'S FACE? LOOKS LIKE SOME FUCKING ROADKILL. THIS REMINDS ME OF A TIME WHEN I WRESTLED A GATOR ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD CUZ SHE STOLE MUH SANDWICH, I PUNCHED THA HOE IN THE ASS AND MY FIST WAS LOCKED INTO IT'S ASS BY MISTAKE, WHITE POPRAH REMINDS ME OF THIS.
Speaking of Oprah, how come her shows have been reruns for almost 2 months now? Probably recuping from some gastric bypass surgery. Then she'll come back and tell us all to eat healthy and exercise lol.
Yeah thats right Mcdonalds so she can get skinny fat and have legs like that Mischa chick. Nice lipliner.
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She didn't pay the property taxes on her house. Owes $11K
Is that SUGAR in her nose? Those damned donuts!
oops.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Given the cesspool Lindsay climbed out of, I am shocked she has made it this far
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
@ Stoney
I was giving her the benefit of the doubt that it was just a lonely booger baby. It is probably a coke rock..lookit her eyes.
White Trash Oprah!
I tell my son, "No fucking McDonalds...it will rot out your intestines."
Apparently I was right.
Whoa! How old is she anyways? Too much tanning.
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
LOL @ not impressed
I rather like their delusion. It makes me feel normal. Other peoples dysfunction are my empowerment.
Nice coke rock hanging out of your nose, whore.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
Dear WO:
You are a stupid clueless leech. Lindsay is a useless slutty untalented drug-addicted skank who is going to be dead by the age of 25.
Get used to it.
xoxox
Sugaroo
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Oh yeah WO, Lindsey is just fine! She's dropped about 20lbs in the last few months and looks like a crackwhore.
Epitome of health.
I'm having a hard time taking her seriously since I can see her nosehairs and a tiny speck of booger. It's very hard for me to concentrate on her White Oprah logic when she has those two gross things going for her.
sex after a mcdonalds meal is probably the most unpleasant experience you could put yourself through.
I'm tired of this delusional family. Your daughter(s) look like shit! Wake up!
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They are the poster family for white trash.
I love that picture!!! lol
The only food place around here is Mcd's and so I would go there EVERYDAY for lunch or coffee or something...I now HATE IT I cant even smell a dam cheeseburger without wanting to throw up!
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I never stay on topic :)
Yeah, the weight is really the issue here. It's not the unending METH BINGE Lindsay is always on.
I wonder what Dina told Lindsey when she was railing pounds of cocaine every day.
"Honey, you look a little like a coke slut, but as long as your Happy and healthy!
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