It's About To Be A What?!
A DANCE-OFF!!!!!! The epic dance battle between St. Angie Jo and her arch rival Jenny Aniston might finally take place on Saturday night at the Night Before the Oscars party in Beverly Hills. That's what OK! Magazine says anyway. Jen is apparently ready for the face-off since she has an actual man to take to parties instead of an invisible one!
A source said, "She has always known that this moment would happen and she's never been more ready to see her nemesis, Angie, in the flesh. She's no longer alone — she has a hot man in her life — John Mayer — and she plans to bring him as her date to the party."
Okay, um, Jenny might get more respect if she brings her Brad Pitt Real Doll to the party instead of a used maxi-pad.
And the DJ of the Night Before the Oscars party better have 20 Fingers' "Boom! I Fucked Your Boyfriend" ready to go on the speakers, because when Jenny and St. Angie come sadface to cuntface, they are going to take off their shoes and get fucking down. Maddox and Zahara better stand by to tag in for Angie. And I guess Aniston's dog friends will tag in for her? They will all chant "Whoop that trick!" while Angie and Jenny bust a move.
Here's St. Angie going to hip-hop class in NYC to get ready for Saturday's big dance war. No, she's going to look at an apartment in Manhattan's Washington Heights. How many bitches from the neighborhood do you think she's going to adopt before she leaves?
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Ok, I hope they kiss and make up at the Oscars.
I honestly do. Then, the whole gossip/tabloid world can move on with their sorry lives.
I can justpicture them making up now. They'll say hello, then exchange baby pictures. Brangelina will show pics of the holy twins, and Jen will
show pics of John Mayer. It will be SO precious!
I like Aniston much more than Jolie, no reason.
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John Mayer looks like he died three years ago and nobody had the heart to tell him so his corpse lumbers on. The perfect match for Skankelina in fact- go on Ange, you know you want to. Not that Jen would have Bradders back, he would be left like the shop soiled reject he is.
BTW That film with Tarantino looks so bad I can hear the rest of Hollywood sighing sighs of relief. No razzies left over for them!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 11:59am.
I read a quote by some late-night talk show host say that when polled, most men said they would have sex with Brad if it meant that lead to sex with Angelina.
Are you fucking serious?
Okay, sure, she has some pretty facial features, but her sex appeal is no longer relevant. It's not that she's too thin, but ever since she joined the Hollyweird elite (let's admit it, that's all her sociopathic manipulative ass wanted in the first place), she has become washed out and now has the fashion sense of a sixty year old.
Are people that STILL that enthralled by her knife fetish? Woopdefuck! Why is so much importance placed on this wash up's sex life?
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Personally, I would love to see Angelina run off with John Mayer...maybe something classy, like getting busted doing it on the toilet or something.
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Maniston and Mangelina squaring off face to face should be interesting but it's probably going to be more like , Does Brad still wet the bed? Yes. Bye. Bye.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Don't worry, if Jennifer Aniston says anything to her, it'll be considered "pathetic" despite this social climbing hag stirring the pot for several years.
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To thrive on demise
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Jon Mayer is no Bard Pitt...Aniston is still the loser in this match off.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
she has a hot man in her life — John Mayer-
This is a joke, right?
Wow. I can't believe how much better Jen looks than Skelewhore, who is beginning to resemble the Crypt Keeper.
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A DANCE-OFF!!!!!!
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LMAO!!!
Can you see EITHER of those bitches dancing? LOL!
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Great fucking imagery.
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 5:19pm.
I imagine it's gonna be a "Top That" showdown ala "Teen Witch" right? Oh god I SO hope so, that would be SWEET!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! YOU nailed that!!! LOL!!!!
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Boom I Fucked you Boyfriend, ah that brings back memories, LOL!!! Jen Will probably try avoiding Angelina, but the minute Angelina sees her, she'll start making out with Brad! Anyone remember in the movie polyester, when Divine's husband
leaves her for mink stole and they go out of their way to rub it in her face? That's how I see brangelina treating Jen! LOL!
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I imagine it's gonna be a "Top That" showdown ala "Teen Witch" right? Oh god I SO hope so, that would be SWEET!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Here is a pic of them fighting MK
http://www.freakingnews.com/Jennifer-Aniston-Pictures--2314-3.asp
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Jennifer has like two dogs she can take care of. Not a million kids she doesn't care about. I think Jennifer has a better life period. As depressed as jennifer may be or may not be, she knows not to have kids to try and get attention.
oh for the love of fucking god, who fucking cares? SEriously, both of those worthless cunts should get run over by trucks. They are equally annoying and untalented. And Kate Winslet doesn't need slimming down. She's fine the way she is. She's not like one of those surgically enhanced twats that are overrunning hollyweird.
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Jennifer should know that she doesn't need a man to be better than Angelina. She has always been better than Angelina man or no man.
Who cares?! It's not as if anything is really going to happen between these two. Next...
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Chennifer has a hot man in her life now?
Who?
John Mayer?
He's not hot, nor is he a man.
Angelina 1, Maniston 0
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I seriously doubt that Angelina and Jennifer will talk to one another, theres really nothing to say...I don't think AJ is gonna win..so there won't be a stage moment for those two. I know Jennifer is going to look radiant.
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Chinnifer has never had a hit movie where she was the lead. She always plays the girlfriend of a much bigger, male star. So saying Bruce Almighty, Marley & Me and Along Came Polly were "her" films is completely false. Those belong to Jim Carrey, a golden retriever and Ben Stiller respectfully. The few films where she has been the lead have tanked: The Good Girl and Rumor Has It. She is one step away from Jessica Simpsonville.
These headlines are bullshit. I hope they meet on Oscar night or whatever so people can see what a big deal it's NOT!
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Submitted by E.A.P. on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:21pm.
Isn't OK magazine Angie's go-to mag for baby pics and shit? She probably planted this shit story since she's such a great PR person and all. These headlines are so fucking worn out already... come up with something new.. Like Jen is fucking Jon Voight and not John Mayer.
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That would be awesome!! And can you imagine her having JV's baby?? That would make her the mother to Santa Angelina's half-brother or sister. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Pfft the "Academy" a lot of memeber don't even bother watching the nominated movies.. some of them don't even bother filling out the ballots... the will just forget about it and the assistants or even the maids are the ones fiiling them outand returning them...
Men do not go looking elsewhere if they're happy & content at home. Something had to be amiss in Jen & Brad's marriage & IF Jen is even still thinking Angelina "stole" her husband (which we don't know if she even is or if this story is a bunch of BS), then Jen needs to look in the mirror & realize what role she played in all of it.
BTW, Shiloh's pea coat is freakin adorable.
I love how UsWeekly compares their lives. None of it makes sense except for when they compare them with 'The Tool In The Middle' which I don't think they have to do but I guess it gives them more hits on their site like Im doing now.
http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/jen-vs-angie
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I know magazines love to write the most stupid shit they can come up with regarding the Brangelina-Aniston mess, but I think they need to hire adults instead of cheap highschool girls. That "Jenny has a "hot" MAN in her life, so this is the ONLY reason why she feels strong enough to face Angelina Jolie and Pornstache Pitt" is so damn stupid, it hurts my brain. Aniston might not be the brightest bulb in the triangle (actually, neither is), but I doubt she needs a man by her side to feel validated.
Anyway, I have finally spotted Angelina's bald spot everyone has been talking about. I can also spot her fucked up nose. She should leave the leftovers alone, because her nose is starting to resemble a penis from the front. It doesn't have a shape anymore, her nostrils are long gone. And can anyone tell me why her lips look different all the time?. Sometimes those lips look swollen, shiny and tight like two sausages, sometimes they look wrinkled and shriveled like two prunes. What a mystery.
Now, the next "where's Waldo" is to spot her huge forehead vein. I haven't seen it in quite a while.
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Angie looks like she aged 20 years. Her hair looks like it's thinning and her bones are always showing. Karma is a bitch.
Submitted by RufusR on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:25pm.
Okay, okay, Aniston is going to Oscars because she was invited to join the Academy. But don't you have to at least make a GOOD movie to be invited to join? Otherwise, people like Joe the Plumber, Jessica Simpson, et al., would be potential members of the Academy. What was Aniston's good movie?
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Are you comparing Jen Aniston to Jessica Simpson?
Do you think 110mil in Jen's account is from charity Angie Voight collecting? Its from box office movies @ The Good Girl, Came Along Polly, The Break Up, Bruce Almighty, Marley And Me,etc, etc,etc....
Ya know, I always wear full make up and have my hair professionally styled when I go out looking for an apartment.
can we replace this post with the latest on Octo-Angie??
ONT: werent these two supposes to run in to each other last year and didnt?
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Submitted by soul on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:44pm.
the only thing funny about FRIENDS was Monica and Chandler.
and SOMETIMES Ross. ;)
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word. Rachel's character, the whole Rachel and Ross thing, all of that was lame
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But don't you have to at least make a GOOD movie to be invited to join?
Seems like you don't have to make a good one to get nominated so why not? I also see octopussy when I see Holie.
Wow. Angie sure is wearing a lot of lip gloss for apartment hunting.
"I read a quote by some late-night talk show host say that when polled, most men said they would have sex with Brad if it meant that lead to sex with Angelina."
My guess would be men tend to think of Jolie as pre-Brad Pitt when she actually had a body and wasn't trying to save the earth.
I bet if most men were given photos of her right now, they would go a different route.
Anyone else wonder if Jolie will suffer at all from the Octopussy exposure? Octopussy's freakish plastic surgery to look like her -- will it taint Jolie? Because everytime I see Jolie, I think of Octopussy.
the only thing funny about FRIENDS was Monica and Chandler.
and SOMETIMES Ross. ;)
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:37pm.
I loved The Good Girl.
Beats anything Skankyho has done.
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I really liked The Good Girl too.
I also kinda liked Along Came Polly and The Break-up.
I call total bullshit on this one. They're not even being creative anymore in what they make up about these two.
I loved The Good Girl.
Beats anything Skankyho has done.
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Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:24pm.
Ang is like "Do what I've done Jennnnnn, then we'll talk."
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Does Jen have a brother to french kiss?
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Submitted by foghat on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 11:35am.
I'm not sure of the exact word, but I think Brad should suggest a... menage a trois? He, Angelina and John Mayer, obviously
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or maybe him john mayer and jen while angie eats flies in the corner??
Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:29pm.
cuteness overload over at justjared. Miss Z is so pretty and Shiloh is adorable:
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All of their kids are cute, but they always dress them in the most DRAB colors! I've never seen pics of them without a black, grey, or white outfit combo on. There are so many cute and colorful kids clothes out there, and they want those girls to dress like a goth Twiggy-type. It bothers me.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 11:59am.
Got ice cream cake in da freezer... *throws some*
Stoney,
Ange can make a joke!! Have you seen her face lately?? Pure comedy!
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Submitted by RufusR on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:25pm.
She was really good in the good girl
the break-up was funny
Marley and me was awesome
and she was really sweet in Hes just not that into you....
Plus she was my fave on friends..and doesnt she have her own producing company or something?
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