Trifecta Of Holiness
A quick second after this picture was taken, the bearded lady in the back exploded in a cloud of dust. A mere peon is not capable of handling that much holiness at one time. The halos burn! Even God has to wear a special suit when he comes to visit for a game of Dance Dance Revolution.
In NYC this morning, St. Angie, Zahara and Shiloh bought some happy little shit at Lee's Art Store. They must have eleventy punch cards from that place! They go like every damn second. I bet they just buy poster board and markers. That's what they use to draw out their plans to end the misery and take over the world. You can tell by the look on Zahara's face that she's ready.
And when you have kids can you dress up them up in lil' jolly peacoats like the one Shiloh is wearing? That's really the only reason for me to have a kid. I want to dress it up in a peacoat, walk it around the block and then return it to the Blockbuster drop-box.
Wait and Shiloh actually walking!? Since when can she do that? She's practically a mini-adult-person. By the way, she was robbed of an Oscar nomination for her role in THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT.
• 
I can totally see Shiloh's resemblance to Jon Voight!
shiloh has some fresh kicks on!!
Hey, at least they have coats on.
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Is Zahara a dwarf?
Gorgeous. Princess Z and Shiloh are sooo cute.
Jolie is still so pretty.
------------------------------------------
I found a great site ^^^^^^^C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M ^^^^^^ It ’s where you can post your job advertisement and have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I think ever
Maybe AJ likes dragging her brood around the World so much because if she ain't going to have any close friends they sure as hell aren't either!!
**************
I think you're on to something. Didn't Jolie always say her mother was her best friend? It's hard for a mother to be a good parent while at the same time trying to play the best friend role. That's something that happens as you get older not while you're a child. I think this woman doesn't realize how important friendships can be in a persons life because she's rarely experienced any. This is a girl that at 14 had an older lover living at home with her. Where were her girlfriends? It's obvious she has an unhealthy relationship with her brother too. Who goes around saying they're in love w/a sibling? I think she spent too much time hanging out with her mother and brother that she really never learned to form other relationships.
She's slowly going to do the same shit to her kids. It's inevitable. You can't teach a child something you've never learned how to do. Brad has NO clue what he's gotten himself into.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 5:35pm.
I really, REALLY would love to sit on JJ all day when that happens. Like, literally, take off work, sit at home with some Totino's pizza rolls, never take my pajamas off, and press "refresh" on the JJ comments thread about every 5 seconds.
You and me both dearie. St Mange must be bored to sobs with Bland Shitt by now and this new film of his look like the artist formerly known as a heart throb will now be known as a multi Razzie winning pratt (Taratino alone is bad enough but put Bradders in the mix and damn!)I long for the day they call it quits and she can go back to being mental- which was quite entertaining and he can stop trying to be clever. But above all, I want to see Just Jolie melt down- ha ha ha!
PS Not bothered about kids- they see so little of their 'parents' it would make no odds. Also it woiuld then come to light that he never adopted the favoured kids and all the 'father of 6' shite would dry up too. Happy days.
*******************************************
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
I totally got my four year old neice a pea coat! and I bought her a bunch of old grandma sweaters and they are so effin cute! until they spill juice on it or some shit. Then its back to my sister she goes!!
Estrogen a-poppin!
Is it just me, or do the sacred six always look miserable in these photos? Say what you like about Britney's mothering skills, but at least her boys always look happy to be around her and 3-year olds can't fake it.
Maybe AJ likes dragging her brood around the World so much because if she ain't going to have any close friends they sure as hell aren't either!!
Her children are beautiful and she looks good in the photos.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
gyeah *hugs*
lets stay in the big booty ho thread :D
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
MISTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! *HUGZ*
yeah she truly does, all she needs is the round glasses and she's a human Chicken Little.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
snark: It's not right but it's ok.
gyeah, Shiloh looks like a little baby chick to me. She's precious!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 8:05pm.
Thank God Shiloh inherited Brad's 'I'm an idiot' gaze versus Jolie's 'I'm a whore' stare.
------------
HAHAH OH SNAP! aww... Shilo is Chicken Little cute though.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
snark: It's not right but it's ok.
LOL Isn't that the guy from Counting Crows in the background?
she has no other companions outside of the instant mix family. no female friends, no family. no life outside the lens of the camera and the glory she can get from a fawning public, a dopey duped brad and the poor kids who have to fill the empty void for her. someone needs to send her some books on child development. it's not their job to live her erratic dreams.
The Suri-bot is definitely the cutest Hollywood baby.
well there is no contest suri is number one on the hollywood prettiest baby list!
I'm a sucker for Baby Shiloh.. she is so effin adorable.. Check out my blog - www.justgels.blogspot.com
Angelina, jealous of all the attention her clone OctoMom is getting, hauls the girls out for some arcade-quality trinket purchases.
Lest they clash with her Morticia outfit, Angie makes sure the girlies are paparazzi ready with picture friendly shades of black, grey and white.
(^_^)(^_^)(^_^) May every Jack has his Jill. Still Don't have a date?Check out___________MixedFriends. com________There are Over millions of profiles from all over the world!You can get their pictures, phone numbers, locations, and almost any information.
Carrot,
Me?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hot damn Shiloh is so freaking tall! Zahara is a few years older, but is going to be mad short.
What did you just say?
CARROT!!
Oh Mah LAWD!!! That may be one of the funniest thing that I have ever ever ever seen!!!!!!
Hey, 'old tit!!! Whur did all da crazzeh ladies go? Angelina Jolie demands that you defend her on'her!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 8:13pm.
*Does Balki Dance of Joy*
-----------------------
Woooooooooooooooooow.
That rocked my world.
Is this hot shit or WHAT? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F28LW9NWOCk
Idiot JJ quote of the day:
"OMG! arent they just the 2 prettyest little girls in the entire world!?!"
TWO TWO Two loonies up in here?!?!?!?
*Does Balki Dance of Joy*
You are all absolutely correct!!! Someday, when I grow up, I am going to fuck a married man then get pregnant to keep the dumb fucker hooked. THEN imma buy hoards of rainbow babies so that the world thinks i'm a saint. Imma keep them babies on planes their whole life with no home so that they never have those pesky things like stability or friends!
I also want to look like a cadaver with a bad wig!!!
Ay me! Color me green!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 8:05pm.
Thank God Shiloh inherited Brad's 'I'm an idiot' gaze versus Jolie's 'I'm a whore' stare.
------------------
Haha! Isn't that the God's honest truth!
Thank God Shiloh inherited Brad's 'I'm an idiot' gaze versus Jolie's 'I'm a whore' stare.
Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 7:57pm.
fuck all u bitches..they are perfection. shiloh looks JUST like Brad. I dont care what anyone says, Angie looks like a great mom ..at least she is out with her kids. its totally cute shes just out with the girls, too. no way does she love one more than the other..absurd
*******************
I think you made a wrong turn somewhere.... this is not Just f*cking Jared, asshole.
I think you mean it's totally cute how she uses her girls to promote herself and boost her image as a wonderful mother. Right? She does not drag them through the city just to bond with them. She's buying arts and craft supplies to take back to the hotel where the nannies and teachers can watch and play with them for the remaining 6 hours! And she's obsessed with Maddox and everyone knows there's always a favorite!
Oh Jeeeeeebus. It's back.
Submitted by Uwish on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 7:57pm.
Your all pathetic hags green with envy!
Yes, you are right, I am soooooo envious of people that I don't know and don't fucking care about.
You are an Einstein!
Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 7:57pm.
fuck all u bitches..they are perfection.
***************************
Yes. They are shopping.
What PERFECT little consumers they are!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 7:57pm.
fuck all u bitches..they are perfection. shiloh looks JUST like Brad. I dont care what anyone says, Angie looks like a great mom ..at least she is out with her kids. its totally cute shes just out with the girls, too. no way does she love one more than the other..absurd.
-----------------------------------
Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssomebody has an unhealthy obsession with a HOMEWRECKER. Congratulations.
What just happened? I thought we were having a dance off!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Your all pathetic hags green with envy!
fuck all u bitches..they are perfection. shiloh looks JUST like Brad. I dont care what anyone says, Angie looks like a great mom ..at least she is out with her kids. its totally cute shes just out with the girls, too. no way does she love one more than the other..absurd.
I have to point out this observation:
Shiloh was robbed of baby time! Notice how Zahara was carried on the hip up until she was over 3 years old. Shiloh is 2 1/2 and she's hoofing it. I always thought Jolie carried atleast one of them while the older one walked. I guess Shiloh doesn't rate. I remember how the loons would carry on about how Zahara needed to be protected b/c she was so young and the photographers were so overwhelming.... well what about Shiloh?!
I swear she's probably Jane Pitt's favorite grandchild out of this batch. She's Brad's first born. Jolie hates her for it. Enough said.
"That's really the only reason for me to have a kid. I want to dress it up in a peacoat, walk it around the block and then return it to the Blockbuster drop-box".
. . . and this, my dear friends, is why I love me some Michael K. Brilliant!
**********************************************
" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Breakup Day with Totino's and JustJared! Count me in!!
HOLY SHIT, Look!
There it is!
Angelina's halo, I mean!
Santa Angelina, pray for us sinners...
I am sorry, but Shiloh looks weird like Angelina... Big head and bird legs... Angelina probably has them both on a diet.
Can this stupid ho and her stupid boyfriend PLEASE break up? Please? I don't really care about whether it makes Aniston happy, or what it does to the kids (they're already screwed psychologically, so why not lose daddy too), and I for sure don't care what happens to this whore and her idiot boy, but I really, REALLY would love to sit on JJ all day when that happens. Like, literally, take off work, sit at home with some Totino's pizza rolls, never take my pajamas off, and press "refresh" on the JJ comments thread about every 5 seconds.
That'll be, like, the most fun day ever
Lmao
蜘龍====================龍蜘
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
REALLY would love to sit on JJ all day when that happens. Like, literally, take off work, sit at home with some Totino's pizza rolls, never take my pajamas off, and press "refresh" on the JJ comments thread about every 5 seconds.
*************
LMFAO!! too funny. I might just pop open the champagne .... celebration drink after all.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 5:36pm.
------------------------
exactly. Plus, Suri looks like she smells of Chanel and roses. Holie's kids look like they smell of pee and vomit. It's not their fault, though...
Submitted by 7SnowyNights on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 5:06pm.
Zahara needs a few more years to grow out of the ugly baby phase apparently.
******************************
And then we'll be saying she needs a few more years to grow out of the "adolescent awkward phase". But face it, sometimes it's just NOT a phase.
Oh also, Suri is waaaay fucking cuter than Shiloh. I don't care if her parents are crazy as hell...cute is cute.
TEAM SURI!
Can this stupid ho and her stupid boyfriend PLEASE break up? Please? I don't really care about whether it makes Aniston happy, or what it does to the kids (they're already screwed psychologically, so why not lose daddy too), and I for sure don't care what happens to this whore and her idiot boy, but I really, REALLY would love to sit on JJ all day when that happens. Like, literally, take off work, sit at home with some Totino's pizza rolls, never take my pajamas off, and press "refresh" on the JJ comments thread about every 5 seconds.
That'll be, like, the most fun day ever.