Wednesday, February 18th 2009

What The Hell Kind Of GD Band Is This?

What do Taylor Hanson, James Iha of Smashing Pumpkins, Adam Schlesinger of Fountain of Wayne and Bun E. Carlos of Cheap Trick have in common? Yeah, they all have dicks. Although, the verdict is still out on Taylor Hanson having one. But seriously, they have nothing in common! The Thompson Twins' "Nothing in Common" was written for these four! So why the fuck are they forming a super band named Tinted Windows?! They all must have lost the same bet.

The four announced that they have already finished up their debut album due out this Spring. They will play their first big show at South By Southwest in Austin, TX on March 20th. Mark your calendars, because that is the day the music will die.

But I'm keeping a jar of Arby's Horsey Sauce on hand just in case Tinted Windows becomes the greatest band since Mr. Mister and I'll have to eat my words.

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Posted by: Michael K


OMG very interesting indeed! Looking forward for Tainted Windows :-)
IMO, Taylor Hanson is getting soooo gorgeous nowadays! He needs a better haircut though. Can't wait for the album!

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I almost peed my pants...too funny.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

ARGH...I was supposed to see Cheap Trick in 1978 until my fucking friend lamed out on me. I loved loved loved loved them (until they went all power ballad shit).

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Bun E. Carlos! Yeah!

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jiggywiddit's picture

That Hanson trick gives major cunt face.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

I won't cast a verdict till I hear the product but this is a bizarre line up.

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Rosemary's picture

Hard Habit to break is a depressing song. LOL

Rosemary's picture

It doesn't have a "crying tune" to me, no matter what it means. Crying for me would be to something by Chicago or something. That's just how I am. It just doesn't sound depressing to me. It really doesn't matter what it means usually.

Rosemary's picture

It makes me sing

EastEndGirl's picture

So take these broken wings
And learn to fly again, learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in
Take these broken wings
You've got to learn to fly, learn to live and love so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up for us and let us in

Shit always makes me cry.

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letinstar's picture

wha? and btw, i loved mr mister... every time i heard "broken wings", it always made me feel suicidal...
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yucko's picture

Bizarre. Awesome. I want to think that I will really like this just because it's so odd, but I have the feeling I won't.

HEY THIS IS LIKE SEX IN MY EARS. I FUCKING LOVE HANSON AND THE SMASHING PUMPKINS!!!!

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toni's picture

I have a feeling they will be supah good, you just wait and see.

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Noelegy's picture

This mashup inspires the same "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?" reaction that Oysterhead made me have. Oh well, at least they'll have a good drummer...

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racketeer's picture

Oh, this could be a total disaster. Or something so awful that it's good. Or just plain funny. Or maybe even listenable. <3 James Iha.

Taylor Hanson is a guy? Imagine that!

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

New name: Wayne Hanson and the Cheap Pumpkins

Is it April 1st?

like-wow's picture

Isn't Bun a bit old for this? That said, he's kind of a hot old piece.

Typhoid Mary's picture

Taylor Hansen looks like he has powdery balls.

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paris herpes's picture

This band with either suck donkey butts or be the greates band in the history of music. Really, it could go either way.

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Later PSL!

parissucksliterally's picture

*whispers* I liked MMMbop too...lmao

ok, off to work now.....bye!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:55pm.

They really did!

Hey, I even liked MMMBop. It was a happy, catchy little tune and I have no shame admitting that it plays on my IPod, in between Rob Zombie and The Prodigy.

parissucksliterally's picture

no way DG- you are NOT alone.
Beautiful man, that Taylor. Even Isaac, the oldest one, turned out good looking!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:50pm.

Thank god, I am not the only one who thought that!

parissucksliterally's picture

Taylor Hanson is fucking GORGEOUS. All 3 Hanson boys grew up to be good looking men.

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Mopa's picture

Now that Taylor Hanson is no longer a teenager, I feel safe saying that I would love to grab ahold of his lucious hair and drag him to bed to do all sorts of filthy things with him.

Taylor Hanson is so freaking hot. He needs to come sit on my face.

KD's picture

Is that the Hanson that has 4 kids already, or something like that?

barelybeagle's picture

Well I love James Iha... I think this has the potential to be really interesting. Or really awful, but I'm hoping for the first choice.

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Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 3:29pm.

"...this is just weird enough to be good."

I can't wait to hear what they come up with - at least they are all talented, which is more than can be said for most artists played on top 40 stations, these days.

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Rosemary's picture

Oh i like Kyrie too!

Rosemary's picture

whatever, I love "take these broken wings" by mister mister

korupsi's picture

i think they're going to be ok. Smashing Pumpkins was hot, and Hanson's later songs are quite ok.

i'm so going to illegally download their album.

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Tyroan's picture

Can we call Tinted Windows a "supergroup" if its best-known member is from one of those cheesy family bands?

tired of rumers startin's picture

yo mk make iha hot slut of the day tomorrow pls pls pls!!!

I'm kind of down with this except for the name. Tinted Windows sounds like an 80's cover band.

DeeDee's picture

LMAO Stoney!

WTF is going on with James Iha's hair?

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Stoney's picture

OOO OOO OOO pick me! *waves hands around wildly*

*I* know what they all have in common. It rhymes with wack and you put it in a pipe...

"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."

kanderso's picture

Also this is just weird enough to be good.

kanderso's picture

Is it wrong that I think that Hanson kid is kind of hot?

MMMMMBOP! Dop Dop Dew Whop (diddy dop dop dew wop)!

tired of rumers startin's picture

schlessinger is one of the best pop songwriters out there- think 'pop goes my heart' from music & lyrics and that thing you do! him and james have been bff for a long time. james is more creative than bill corgan will ever give him credit for and he's not trying to reclaim his glory days with a watered-down version of his former band. taylor hanson has always been a talented kid. and cheap trick, nuff said. i have hopes for this.

Silvara0428's picture

Could go either way.

But I'm thinking Taylor should open his damn eyes if he wants to read sheet music...

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

They probably all lost money to Madoff and need to refill their coffers.

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Knuckles_Johnson's picture

The rent must be due.