The Real Housewives Of OC: What Recession?
The season finale of The Really Plastic Housewives of Orange County turned out to be a reunion of all the past whores. Two bitches whose names I have already forgotten showed up at the final party as did Jo. Jo was the trick who moved to Los Angeles and got her own Bravo reality show with Slade which tanked. Jo is now pursuing a music career. If that shit doesn't work out, she should move to Thailand to become a ladyboy. Who told her those bangs were a good idea? Most of the time, bangs like that make you look like you have a dick.
Speaking of dicks, Slade showed up wearing slacks with white flip-flops. This prompted Miss Manners aka Tamra to say, "He looks like a homo." She had a point, but bitch was also standing next to her husband who was wearing a shiny fuchsia shirt! You know she picked that mess out, too so who is she calling a butt fucker?
The rest of the party played out like The Price is Right. I know this was shot before the country's money caught on fire, but still! It was fucking ridiculous. Each housewife one after the other kept showing off their new crap. I felt like I had to guess the cost of each gift before the price was revealed to me. When the camera panned to Lynne's fake titty balls, I expected the words "still making payments" to pop on the screen.
Anyway, Tamra's husband bought her some $35,000 diamond bracelet and gave it to her at the party. You know that shit just came off layaway from the Jewelry Exchange in Tustin. $35,000 my ass! It's not like Tamra would know the difference and her husband knows it.
Next up was Droopy Vicki who proudly showed off the Rolex she bought. She made sure every ho at the party knew that she bought it herself! That way everyone knows her husband can't fill her "love tank" or even buy her a measly Rolex. I hope that shit turns her wrist green.
Lynne didn't get anything. I was hoping someone would buy her a clue and maybe some moisturizer. But that didn't happen.
Finally, Gretchen's sugar papa je'e couldn't make the fun and games, because he was too sick. In his absence, he had a red Harley set up in the parking lot as a surprise gift for Gretchen.
Gretchen did her usual gold digger scream when they unveiled the gift to her and then asked the other whores to come see her gift. Tamra and Vicki weren't having that shit. Vicki thought it was stupid how Gretchen is such a spotlight whore. Vicki wasn't even charmed when Gretchen got all the girls a Coach wallet (that she probably bought from the trunk of a car in an alley way). Vicki chirped that she didn't get the e-mail that they all had to bring gifts! We know Vicki hates HATES Gretchen. Why does she have to keep reminding us? Even if Gretchen wet queefed a laptop computer with unlimited battery power and universal internet access, Vicki would still want to kick her in the bagina bone.
Below is a clip of the whole Harley drama. Tamra even says that she doubts Gretchen and her sugar dude are a real couple and that he's probably just paying her to look after his sick ass. Well, a week after the party, sugar daddy Jeff passed away. Does this mean next season is going to feature a court battle between Gretchen and Jeff's kids? Or maybe Gretchen will shack up with homo Slade (if the rumors are true). All I know is that I hope the truth is revealed about Lynne next season. The truth being that she's really Steven Tyler.
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So much to say, so little time. Michael K., whoever you are, thank you, thank you for making me laugh OUT LOUD, sometimes to the point of snorting, everytime I view this site.
Anyone ever notice that Gretchen says "suntheen" when she's trying to say "something"?
Someone needs to remind Tamra that you can't polish a sneaker.
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Is George Peterson a gay-homo-momo person? Why is he married to an ugly tranny? Crikey boobs, that fried and over botoxed Laurie is bugly and blank in the brain. She seems to have lost the ability to think.
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.
I watch the show, I also am a shallow OC bitch.
Lori- you look so happy and beautiful.
Lynn- I hope you get to have lunch with the Mothers against Drunk driving,your stupid underage alcoholic will kill someone with that 2nd hand car.
Jeanna-please get in shape, you are hot, you could model. You kids are mean , Shane is pathetic.
Gretchen- you do light up a room, just tone it down, less is more.
Tamara- white trash and proud ?
Vicki- if you were my mom i would go overseas, your crazy and so hard to look at, Don go for Jeanna.
Jo & Slade LOSERS!!!!
now that i see more of lynn and her mannerisms and blank eyes, there is a lot of "scooby doo" going on there like she's Shaggy and her husband can be Scooby, hell she even kinda looks like shaggy! that's all they need is the mystery machine! yay for gretchen even though she looked kinda of embarrased by the gift from jeff, and f all the others because they are just haters, esp. tamra and vicki. i still like jeana though.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Can NOT wait till the reunion show.
I dont watch this crap, the clips from here are more than I can stomach...
They are all such jealous, bitter whoremongers...They needed to die, not Jeff...I am sure she was "taking care" of him, no shit!! If saying she is his "girlfriend" helps her sleep at night then who the fuck cares? They are all just jealous that they dont have a super wealthy dying sugar daddy catering to their wishes.
jeff:
"I'm glad you are having fun"...while I am on my death bed.
These ladies represent all that is ugly. Fake outer "beauty" with ugly insides.
Tamra and Vicki need to get back on their meds. Both are so jealous they just might get dangerous-you can see murderous thoughts dancing behind Vicki's piggy eyes and Tamra starts twitching like a meth whore any time she talks about gretchen.
I HATE HATE HATE Tamera and Droopy Vicky!! First off they are soo extreamly insecure and jealous of gretchen its UNREAL! Droopy vicky is disgusting and I think the reason she is so ugly is because her black soul is trying to exscape from her hideous face. She honeslty needs to be on a leash and walked around the block because she is a total DOG! Now Tamera she looks like the retarded cousin of the bride of chucky her skin doesn't even look like its alive!! I hate her and her cold heart. Her and her son are both repulsive on so many levels, The way she had the nerve to say that gretchn and jeff werent even together and then he dies a week later I hope that haunts her for the rest of her miserable life!!! Who are either one of these dumbass woman to judge anyone else?? Seriously OVER THEM!
Don't you love how Vicky thinks she owns the drink "dirty martini with blue cheese stuffed olives?" (which make you fat, by the way) And that Tamra thinks she owns "wanting a pink Harley."
Tamra is white trash personified! She had her entire rack hanging out for a day with her dad and kids. Keep it classy, hag! And her burned up freckly skin is nast. Tamra never was the hottest housewife, Laura the hairlip was when she was on, and now it's Gretchen. She's less hot than a Botoxed hairlip and a girl with mall hair.
Vicky has to be heavily medicated now that Briana is gay. You know Donn's ass could go spend some money on a watch for her, he just don't like her.
Donn needs to divorce Vicki and marry Jeana. She's not the most gorgeous woman on the show, but she's a real, caring person who would treat him like a king. Brianna needs to join the army, or at least take a job far, far away from her mother. Nurses can work anywhere.
"Lynne didn't get anything. I was hoping someone would buy her a clue...Even if Gretchen wet queefed a laptop computer with unlimited battery power and universal internet access"
MichaelK-Where do you come up with this stuff? I love reading your blog first thing in the morning. You always make me laugh.
Hope you have a great day!
Ok, I'm about to go Kanye for a second & type in all caps....VICKY IS A HATER!! She hates any & everybody that looks better than her. She said that Gretchen is an attention seeker but in the next breath she's like: "Look @ my new rolex...I bought myself". Bitch please! I think her husband Donn should leave her & marry Jeana. Tamara is a two-faced trick, Lynn is a total flake. However I do wish she was my mom so I didn't have to work & let her take me shopping. She's so oblivious about her daughters. The oldest one is gonna be an alcoholic by the time she's 21 & the youngest one is gonna have lung cancer from smoking by the time she's 18! Damn, why did my parents have 2 be so smart? To wrap things up I just have one question I'm still dying 2 know the answer to: who the f--k told Jo she could sing???
My Dlisted day began with the Wall of Elegence. In a way, these women are merely the upscale version. I doubt all of them marry for love and some see sex as part of the job.
gyeah yeah, before he started to get real sick he was a handsome dude, if not my type. Wait, he's LOADED, he's my type after all!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
The reunion show will be great. It looks like Tamra spills the beans on Gretchen's fakery and shagging used car salesmen while her peepaw was shacked up in the hospital.
Meeeeeowwwww!! Hiss Hiss!
Jewelry Exchange in Tustin - OMG HA HA HA.. I am crying..
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:06am.
I haven't watched this epi either but I can't help it, I don't hate Gretchen, she's so pretty and I'd LOVE to have a rich ole dying peepaw at this point!
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I was going to say something similar about a pepaw but he was really not a bad looking guy, i wouldn't have minded him living another 20 yrs if i was stuck with his ass. RIP the pepaw.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
I haven't watched this epi either but I can't help it, I don't hate Gretchen, she's so pretty and I'd LOVE to have a rich ole dying peepaw at this point!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Vicki is a bitch. I think her and Tamra are jealous that Gretchen's boobies are real (although I am skeptical myself). Jeana needs to get booted off the show, she is too boring and nothing is happening.
And why were Jo and Slade there? He did look gay.
Slade is hotness.
I wish he was a homo.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
I do believe Gretchen's relationship with her boyfriend was real. However, the level to which these people need attention is staggering. Why would you feel the need to buy someone a motorcycle simply because you couldnt make it to an end-of-the-summer party, and also, why would you then feel the need to give it them AT that party? I guess it doesnt have the same impact if no one is around to be jealous of you.
Vicki and Tamara need serious help. Tamara said she "lives her life open and honestly..." NO SHE DOESNT!!! She is a jealous hater. Vicki is even worse-she bitches that Hretchen needs attention, but she flashes her Rolex all over and promotes herself worse than a truck stop whore. If I were Don, I wouldnt fill her "love tank" either, since she is obviously capable of doing it herself. These women make me sick.
I missed this episode but am taping it when it comes on later.
Tamra and Vicki are completely ridiculous. I love when Vicki says something about "at our age" and someone calls her on it! And Tamra saying Gretchen is stalking her - hah! I still like Gretchen in spite of her gold-digging ways - she and Jeff may have had something of a business arrangement, but he seemed happy with her and (on TV at least) she got along really well with his children (who, by the way, come off as the nicest kids on the show - but of course they were not raised by OC "housewives"!)
I can't believe I just watched that video. These women are surely some of the most loathsome people on earth.
SEXY BACK FAT ON JEANNA!.....
HAHAHA this is hilarious! I never put two and two together but Lynne definitely looks like Steven Tyler! I wish Quinn came back b/c I wanted to see if she still nibbles on her lips.
Vickie needs a motherf#$%!ing beat down from NeNe.
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ok, I did watch it once. did that bitch finally fuck her friend's son.
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Good morning MK. With all due respect, who gives a shit about these women? I just can't believe I'm up this early.
"All I know is that I hope the truth is revealed about Lynne next season. The truth being that she's really Steven Tyler."
Mee-OW!
What did Steven Tyler ever do to you? Er, don't answer that....
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At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.--MK
I can imagine what would happen if fugly Vickie and Tamra got intosome scissor sister action.
Our age? Someone needs to remind Vicki that she's 17 years older than Gretchen. When she was graduating form high school, Gretchen was being born. Nothing worse than a middle aged woman who is jealous of a younger woman. I understand if she feels she has nothing in common with her, but that doesn't excuse her hatred.
Dear Mk,
Thank you. I just learned all I need to know about this show from one clip, and of course a whole bunch of profound shit that I might teach my dog one day. (not really on the last part) My dog is already an expert in dog shit, but he is much prettier.
When are the Gheys going to tell them that they would look better in in some regular mom jeans? Now now.....No matter what the pumpkin carver Dr.Frankenstein of tells you, there is no such thing as "natural" looking plastic surgery.
Ah yes, and herein lies a cautionary tale of Hollywierd wannabe and current celebretard etiquette. All yas gotta do is take the bodies and put different heads on them. This is like the "Haha, i am better than you (not) really I am...because....." event in the Twat-O-Lympics.
And, for winning the Bronze, they were all given a sample tube of Clinique Bronzer.
Love,
Cuntylicious LeScrew
gyeah i'm dyin *hugsss!!!*
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
meeeestiiiiiiiiiin!!!!! *hugz*
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
They should be called the stupid, dumbass, stuck up, pampered poodle, delusional bitches of orange county...
They couldn't afford a better place to party?? I'm surprised they could fit on someones DECK.
Tamara is so jealous of Gretchen.
Tammy showed up, why?? and brought her dumb kids. I wanted to see Quinn.
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http://digital.library.upenn.edu/women/saunders/joe/joe.html
and how stupid is this gretchen chick's husband? he's dead now? that's sad but you know bitch is thinking she just hit the jack pot.
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
"all these fake blonde, orange skinned bitches look alike on this show, so i've never bothered to watch this show...the only one that stands out is that droopy dog looking one..and she only stands out because she looks like droopy dog..."
yeah same here, this is disgusting, honestly.
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Lynne may be dim but she and Jeana were the only ones to be gracious about the prezzies that Gretchen gave them. The other two were rude and bitchy!
what a bunch of bitches!
IMDB says Vicki was on Roger Rabbit!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4x0WkfC82c&feature=related
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"Tony Romo fucks fat chicks!"-Scott Ferrall
all these fake blonde, orange skinned bitches look alike on this show, so i've never bothered to watch this show...the only one that stands out is that droopy dog looking one..and she only stands out because she looks like droopy dog...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
A waste of space. Does anyone watch this stuff on telly?
What's this show called? MILFs in Muumuus? Or moomoos! Got milk?
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 11:28pm.
You people do have it on. Very astute in judging people by their merits and not their age.
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Except for Chris Brown. He's dumb because he's young.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
it just hit me that this woman does look eggzackly like Droopy, it's unreal.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
You people do have it on. Very astute in judging people by their merits and not their age. You call a spade a spade. That's just the one thing that brings me back to read the comments on here.
I'm always gonna walk off with a pearl of wisdom.
Some celeb commenters on these gossip sites are genius.
you know who you are.