Kate Moss Hates TomKat And I Love Her For That
At last year's costume gala at the MET in NYC, Kate Moss was waiting in a long line to greet the event's organizers. You know, kind of like when you meet the queen. Well, the biggest QUEEN of them all sashayed by with his robobeard in tow and cut the entire line (not Kate's kind of line).
This made Kate Moss' snagtooth throb in anger. She told New York Magazine (via Showbiz Spy), "We stood in line for an hour or something to say hello. We're going, 'I can't believe this. You can't smoke. You can't have a drink.' Tom and Katie just walked right up to the front, and we were like, 'Who the fuck are they? They're not even in fashion'."
Those two twats are NEVER in fashion. And I'm going to co-sign Kate's "Who the fuck are they?" statement. You know even Suri asks that question whens he gets up in the morning.
In Tommy Girl's defense, that power bottom always gets to cut a receiving line. But now we know Kate HATES those two and just needs a reason to get rid of them forever. The next time they are in the same room together, it's someone's duty as a human being to drop a coke bomb all over Tommy and Katie. Then run to Kate Moss and shout, "The party's over there." That coke-eater will snort those two up faster than you can say "GLIB."
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lol...i find this entire situation hilarious...
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fucking hilarious! nice to see "fashionistas" get fucked over
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:25pm.
It's hilarious when some self-important pricks get out-egoed by bigger self-important pricks.
Eh, it sounded like she was waiting in line like everyone else, not trying to get ahead of the line like the true super-ego Cruises so I can't really hate on her.
Is it just me or does Kate Moss look just like Martha Stewart whenever she exposes her teeth?
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Wow that haircut. God Katie, you are such an idiot.
Boo fuckin' hoo. Interesting tidbit I've learned over the years: Kate Moss was hired by Calvin Klein because he wanted someone who looked waifish like Vanessa Paradis (Vanessa was with Chanel at the time). Her look isn't original by any means. Regardless of her gap teeth, I still prefer Vanessa Paradis anyday.
Listen, Kate Moss is at least not a bland celeb. She smokes, she does a line here and there and she will never apologise. How can you hate on that? Do we all want bland celebs like the Cruises? Because fuck, I'd rather have them old style! So Kate is a bit determined in her wanting to be the Marianne Faithful of this era, she tells TomKat that they are fucking losers and that gets my vote ANYDAY! There are so many people that buy the whole Disney pap fiasco with Cruise being the family man. So many celebs these days are dull, they all say the same thing for fear of upsetting anyone because if they do it is blogs like this that tear them apart. We should applaud people that speak up because if we don't, in 5 years time they will ALL be like Cruise. Yes I long for the old days when celebs, be it singers or actors, said something that even if you disagreed with, was at least interesting. What is interesting about Tom Cruise? Nothing! yeah cors that he and his beard aren't for real and that his kid is probably someone elses. But that shit will never come out anyway. So GO Kate! She may look ordinary to some, she photographs incredibly well and has not had surgery. So you all say she is overrated etc. I'd pick to look like her ANY day over someone like Nicole Kidman who has a surgeon on hand 24/7!
The sense of entitlement all three of these egotistical twats have is mind-boggling. They haven't done anything real to enrich the world and yet they feel they deserve all this attention and praise.
You know, it intensely pissed me off when, during Tom's crazed rant about Scientology, he went on about how he had pulled over to help some stranded motorist and acted like he was some kind of hero for doing it. Fuck you Tom! Us lowly "regular" people do that every day, because that's what people do, and not because we expect some kind of award. It's called being human. But seeing as you're not human I guess I can see how helping people may strike you as a fascinating concept.
RANT OVER!
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I really love Kate Moss. Even though she's a mainstream model, she still manages not to be overexposed and annoying (cough AGYNESS DEYN cough).
It's hilarious when some self-important pricks get out-egoed by bigger self-important pricks.
Kate just hates being reminded that she’s not as important as she believes she is.
But I do hate line-jumpers.
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I’m a college student, and I had a weird dream the other night that Kate Moss was in my math class and had no makeup on and looked horrible. haha
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Whatever. All three of them suck.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
"We stood in line for an hour or something to say hello. We're going, 'I can't believe this. You can't smoke. You can't have a drink.' Tom and Katie just walked right up to the front, and we were like, 'Who the fuck are they? They're not even in fashion'."
LOL! She's, like, my new best friend! LOL!
I always did fall for bad girls.
*edited to say: it's not quite as good a i thought. I thought she meant "in style"
Again in my shitty TDot rag: "I"m just naturally thin - when I work hard I get skinny. It's not the worst thing that could happen." Says liarmouth Katie.
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Katie Holmes' hair looks like Mrs. Brady's.
I have always despised Kate Moss. Mostly for dating Johnny Depp...but I have never seen the appeal of her. I think she has a homely face and boring body.
"The next time they are in the same room together, it's someone's duty as a human being to drop a coke bomb all over Tommy and Katie. Then run to Kate Moss and shout, "The party's over there." That coke-eater will snort those two up faster than you can say "GLIB."
This was probably the best part of the entire post. I so wish MK's celeb fantasies would be the actual reality. Kate Moss hating them is almost justification for liking her a little more than I actually do!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I never thought I would say this, but Kate Moss is completely right about something for once!
"You can't smoke. You can't have a drink." Well, a girl has to have priorities...
Katies hair reminds me of the Beatles. You know Posh prompted her to do that to her hair and all the while she's saying how hawt it looks while snickering her ass off!
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nice hair katie... now you and tom both look like freaky shemales.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:09am.
Who's going to break up first: TomKat or Brange?
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depends how long katies contract was for.
I hate to, but Kate is onto something, she still works, KatieBot and Tommyshit really don't.
They have not had a hit, so now, they are glorified $cieno Paris Hiltons.
Parading random city streets with Suri all in over priced crap designer shit and doing what exactly.
Of course Kate is only laterally different.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"...the biggest QUEEN of them all sashayed by with his robobeard in tow and cut the entire line (not Kate's kind of line)."
MK, you are the internet's Oscar Wilde. Je t'adore.
I'd be ticked, too, wasting time in a line when I could be snorting or smoking a joint or at least having a bloody drink and then having TomKat cut in line.
And what's up with Katie's hair. I get the mod thing that she's trying to do, but it's not working. You want to riff on the past, not recreate it. That's what happens when you let your in-the-closet, control freak husband be your stylist.
Submitted by sum_1ns_mum on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:17am.
Why is it that every time I look at a pic of them I get this overwhelming urge to punch something??
You and me both, you and me both, there are a few celebwhores I truly loath and this crazy alien loving gay midget is numero 1 on my hit list. I hate… no DETEST him with the passion of a thousand burning suns. Him and the human incubator of STDs and all things vile aka Parisite make my blood boil so that leaves me seeing red. I must go and seek some Vicodin now.
And shit, what kind of haircut is that, Katie?! Is this pic new? That looks like a dime store wig!
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
For Kate, an hour without smoking and drinking (and coking) is like torture.
They're all assholes.
Pot calling kettle...
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Kate might be an idiot, but this one was spot on.
She's still one of my favorite moddles.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
KatieBot, Tommy Girl and CokeKate can all go to hell for all I care.
Bunch of asshats who are waaaaaaaaaay over rated.
Kate had to stand in line without a drink, a smoke, or drugs for a hour? I bet that's a record for her.
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Why is it that every time I look at a pic of them I get this overwhelming urge to punch something?? *shrugs*
TomKat won't break up. She's waaaaaaaaaaaay too brainwashed, & even though she's obviously miserable, she likes the perks that come from being TG's wife. Plus, Skankalina's a whore with commitment issues. If she hasn't already cheated on him, she will soon,
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Kate Moss is only 'in fashion' because she has a totally random combination of genes that meant she fulfilled whatever the criteria was for being the ultimate clothes horse 10 years or whatever ago. She showed amazing dedication to her role 'in fashion' by snorting bucket loads of coke to stay in clothes horse shape. So yeah these people are so beneath you, oh talented one!
Is it me or does that pic of kate moss look a little pre-Pamela Anderson?
I wonder how many people coKate cut in line in front of in her miserable life?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
I hate Kate every bit as much as I hate Tom.
Kate needed to use Mandy Patinkin's line: "Is everyone you just cut in front of an asshole? So it's just you then?"
(Thanks, IG.)
-"Submitted by korupsi on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:57am.
methinks she was pissed because she wasn't allowed to drink and smoke and snort coke."
Right. I think that's the reason why she snapped in the first place. Smoking ans drinking were her priorities. But overall she's right, Tommy Girl and Katebot think they are better than anyone else.
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Who's going to break up first: TomKat or Brange?
Oh, you mean people don't seriously covet Tommygirl's white platform sneaks?
"This made Kate Moss' snagtooth throb in anger."
I heart you, MK.
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I'm no fan of Kate's, but I agree with her on this one. Why were TommyGirl and KatieBot allowed to cut to the front? That's some straight-up fuckery, right there.
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Submitted by julli on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:59am.
Tom is no longer handsome.
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He lost his mind way before he lost his looks.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Kate is very glib. Does she know the history of fashion? TOM AND KATIE DO!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Tom is no longer handsome.
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