Thursday, February 19th 2009
The Only Reason To Have A Baby
You know, having BABIES!! was never on my list of things to do, but this commercial right here sold me! You might have already seen pictures of the baby mop, but here's the genius creation in motion.
Now I want a baby friend of my very own! A baby friend who will never learn how to walk, because I need it to clean my floors for the rest of my life. Baby friend will be 12-years-old still wearing that little mop suit.
You know, OctoMommy should get a dozen of these. She could open up a house cleaning service and make some money for herself! For a change...
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i need my floors mopped now...can i just rent the kid by the hour and hand it back when my floors are clean?
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I'm so proud to be Asian!
they need to make these in little dog sizes. dogs hold up better and can run freely under beds, etc. plus, they never get too big or proud to help out
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You know, I always say that kids who know how to tie their shoelaces should already be filling out job applications. Now no one will look at me crazy when I make my kids mop up my dirty floor! *thumbs up!*
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Another option: Airport Meltdown Mop
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:03pm.
To be fair, tho - people I don't know well always take off their shoes. It's my homies, man. Nice homies, huh?
Funny! I didn't know you were in Canada also. Well in that case, yeah they just have to shut it and do as they're told, lol.
C-Word...that always bothers me too...it's not your house YET bitch, quit climbing all over someone elses shit!
I think SNL had a skit about this a few years ago.
There's a reason I didn't stop drinking when I woke up this morning. Hell, I'll get an extra large for myself, so when I'm crawling around this afternoon, in a drunken stupor, I can say I accomplished something.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:59pm.
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I watch 'House Hunters' and the one thing that really irks me is when some couple is viewing another's house and they climb into the tub (usually a large, beautiful, jacuzzi/soaker style) with their shoes on.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Only $5.40? Almost disposable. I bet it's that miracle micro-fiber shit.
To be fair, tho - people I don't know well always take off their shoes. It's my homies, man. Nice homies, huh?
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:59pm.
Hahaha so funny...you know what though? I think the NOT taking shoes off at the door is an American thing. Here in Canada,
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LOL! I'm IN Canada! Did they take over this part already?!?! Emergency! Emergency!
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by Pernicious on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:42pm.
This is why people need to take their shoes off at the door.
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THANK you! Please come tell all the people I know that so they can stop looking at me like I'm some kinda task master. I don't LIKE shoes! I'm so HAPPY to take them off!
Hahaha so funny...you know what though? I think the NOT taking shoes off at the door is an American thing. Here in Canada, EVERYBODY takes off their shoes before walking into a house. I honestly couldn't imagine going over to a friends house and traipsing through it with my dirty shoes on. I first realized you guys don't do this when I started watching all those home improvement shows a few years ago...all the designers & carpenters and shit would just stroll right in without removing their shoes, I notice it every time, lol.
Submitted by DivasGone on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:30pm.
It's about TIME we make the under-10 set earn their damn keep!
You know Brangelina's got a closet full of those bad boys in every color.
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Actually, it's just black and white with them, love. Gray if they're lucky.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
At least with a fuzzied up Romba, you don't have to feed it or send it to college! Sign me up when it comes out...
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Submitted by Pernicious on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:42pm.
This is why people need to take their shoes off at the door.
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THANK you! Please come tell all the people I know that so they can stop looking at me like I'm some kinda task master. I don't LIKE shoes! I'm so HAPPY to take them off!
And yeah - that suits gonna need some gloves and some kinda face mask before I think it makes sense for a baby to clean your dirty floors.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
The japanese are brilliant.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
This is why people need to take their shoes off at the door. And who would put their kid on floors that dirty anyways - mop or no mop.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:56am.
Do they come in extra large? *measuring teenage sons' inseams*
Kinky!
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Hahahahaha...no just lazy! Think of the floors those kids could clean. They're like Daddy Long Legs.
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"Tis he! I know him now: I shall jump over the Moon for Joy!"
This is not a bad idea at all.. it is about time my son helps with the chores...I can't keep up mopping the floor so he can crawl..so this is an answer to my prayers....NOT
It's about TIME we make the under-10 set earn their damn keep!
You know Brangelina's got a closet full of those bad boys in every color.
'bout time that kid earns his keep.
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If you don't mop this floor, I'll replace you with a robot.
M.K.,
you could get an adult sized mop suits to wear when you bong and booze and boink....after you pass out on the floor and VIOLA!! When you wake up from your haze your house will be spotless!!!
no vom, no jizz, no drool.....just clean.
....I wonder if they have "pine scented" mop suits?
You know, OctoMommy should get a dozen of these. She could open up a house cleaning service and make some money for herself! For a change...
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There you go. So OctoPussy is not as dumb as she looks!! ** Looking up fertility experts in my area now **
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
SNL did a commercial Swiffer Sleepers years ago. It was hilarious. I think it's on Hulu.
Don't you want to keep your kid OUT of the dirt, not put him in it? WTF?! That's the craziest thing I've ever seen...only in Japan, where your baby's safety is our last priority! :)
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:56am.
Do they come in extra large? *measuring teenage sons' inseams*
Kinky!
I can't see the video. I need to update to Flash 9 and don't have the permissions to do it.
Do they come in extra large? *measuring teenage sons' inseams*
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"Tis he! I know him now: I shall jump over the Moon for Joy!"
The Japanese got the best shit!
Someone send Octomom 14 of those and put those damn kids to work!
Someone gotta pay the mortgage because Lord knows CrazyOctoMom can't.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
yep a baby that cleans great idea!!
why is the house that messy to begin with?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
In the words of that high as a kite seven-year-old “Is this real?”
That's great. I needed to laugh before my test today. Thanks!! I need to get one of those for my hyper cousin. She practically waxes the floors at Wal-Mart!
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Yeah, that shit is old. I also think this is probably bad for the kid. After a while, he'll be basically wearing a suit covered in DIRT. And you know babies love to put everything in their mouths...
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I love Japanese commercials!
That invention is PURE GENIUS!
Wonder if that would work on my dachsund??
I saw this a year ago- where have you been MK?
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
Funny!
That's right, get off your lazy diapered ass and do some chores!
This was the octomom's brilliant plan. Birth a team of housekeepers = $$$$!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I need a kid who can vacuum.
Oh God,
That is so funny!
Thanks.
They need to make a Lazy-Ass Bitch mop.