The Crackie Of Camden No More
The drug dealers of Camden will all have to pack up their bad shit and take their act to the suburbs of to St. Lucia, because their main john is not coming back. That's what The Sun says anyway.
According to sources, 25-year-old (that makes me choke every time) Wino will become the permanent crazy lady of St. Lucia, because she's looking to buy a house there and make it her home. Daddy Wino has already bought her a house in the London suburb of Hadley Wood. Wino will spend half of her time terrorizing St. Lucia and the other half wreaking havoc on Hadley Wood. (off topic: Hadley Wood sounds like when my abuelita says Hollywood)
A source told The Sun, "She has been drinking and smoking cannabis but is still a million times better than she was in Camden. Her family think the best way to keep her out of trouble is to have a house in the suburbs and a place in the Caribbean where she can totally get away.”
Oh, Wino doesn't find trouble, trouble finds her. You better believe that crack rocks will magically find a way to grow arms and legs so that they can swim across the ocean and land into Wino's hands. But seriously, this is a good idea for Wino. Stay in the sun, make love to the bong and bathe those titties in the salty ocean. It's the bed medicine for life.
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Hadley Wood? Never heard of it but I guess that's the point.
Her parents are idiots if they think beer and weed are better for her. Once she gets "aquainted" with the locals I'm sure she'll be back to crack in no time. She just needs time to get in with the dealers.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 6:36pm.
Lemme guess: next CD is ska-influenced?
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Last thing I heard was definitely getting a little more sway.
And it can't be her parents buying that house, right? It's gotta be her label....?
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Lemme guess: next CD is ska-influenced?
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 2:26pm.
@ angel_i
Points well taken. (I think, secretly, I'm just a jealous bitch. I don't think for a second that a famous life is an easy life - but man, I'd love just a fraction of the money and choices.)
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Ha! Heardat, sista (brotha?)!
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Who the fuck would let this creature touch their children?
I guess it's a step, but honestly her parents are enabling her by buying her a house in St. Lucia.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Wino's "handlers" are fucking delusional. First of all, if you're a true drug addict (which I, ahem, suspect Wino might be) drinking & smoking weed is not "getting better". It's substituting one drug for another, & as long as she continues to use her life will not change, & before long she'll be back on the pipe. And "geographical cures" never work either. Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, & Jimi Hendrix were all over the world & they still ended up dead.
I think it's time for Daddy Spears to step in!
oh yes, we should all let drug addicts have a vacation house in the Caribbean so that they can "get away!" problem solved!
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I wish when I was messed up on drugs my parents could buy me two houses to "retreat" too. But I went to rehab, albeit, for the sixth time, and took it seriously. Until she wants to get better shes going to be messed up. Right now she's just running, in a tropical wonderland.
Fuck me. I seriously need to become famous, take a shit load of super duper drugs, jump on the crazy train, THEN I’ll be free of adult responsibility. Okay let me start my three year plan to accomplish this, see ma I do have aspirations and ambition!
Ok, the most important thing here is WHY are these kids’ parents letting them hang out with a drug addict? Shoot, I’m 22 and my relatives don’t even want me around my drug addict uncle!
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Well, I guess being a stoner in St. Lucia is better than being a crackhead in Camden, but I'm pretty sure she'll be working her way back up to the hard stuff given some time. Girl has a major addictive personality and no structure in her life.
When is she going to OD for the last time? It needs to be a final OD, not a wanna be OD. This bitch needs to goooooooooooooooooooo!
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 2:15pm.
Amy Winehouse looks exactly like Adam Sandler's fug kid, Sadie.
LOL...so fucking wrong, but true
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@ angel_i
Points well taken. (I think, secretly, I'm just a jealous bitch. I don't think for a second that a famous life is an easy life - but man, I'd love just a fraction of the money and choices.)
Angel, I think Shitney used to be distant acquaintances with music once[During the Blackout era LOL].
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Submitted by One-trick Pony on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 2:14pm.
And, one more thing: I love that while she's been on this now-permanent vacation, she has remained bombed and stoned off her ass, all to avoid the nagging call of her substances of choice - and everyone in her life is like, "Yay for Amy! She's doing SO much better!"
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The only thing is, these things take time. A LOT more time than we're accustomed to taking for ANYTHING in today's societies. It's a step. I don't think it's a terrible idea for her to have a house there. It's quiet and surrounded by water (which is healing)> I'm willing to bet that the people there are not SO impressed with her, as opposed to being chased on the daily by fans and paps in Camden...and that's like a weight off her shoulders, right there.
Yeah - she's still a mess but drink and smoke is a baby step away from crack. Baby steps. She could easily slip back if she's not monitored but she can move forward from this a lot easier than she could from that.
And, unlike, say: Britney, she's singing; she's doing her thing...tryna get some training in...she has a love affair with music that can help her that Brit Brit just doesn't have. Maybe she did once but they broke up.
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Amy Winehouse looks exactly like Adam Sandler's fug kid, Sadie.
And, one more thing: I love that while she's been on this now-permanent vacation, she has remained bombed and stoned off her ass, all to avoid the nagging call of her substances of choice - and everyone in her life is like, "Yay for Amy! She's doing SO much better!"
Ugh. Why is she treated like a 4-year-old, over and over again?! Her parents are buying her homes in places they've deemed more boring, in hopes of keeping her out of trouble? This reminds me of the Britney situation. Her father has to handle every damn detail of her life to prevent her from losing control again. Why doesn't anyone in these people's lives say, "Grow the FUCK up already and start taking responsibility for your own life!"? Who here wouldn't LOVE to throw up your hands, default on every obligation, and exist in a consequence-free luxury bubble? At least Amy doesn't have children - women like her and Britney ARE the children.
Omg. She looks so hot. I love her very much. I just saw her pretty ad with sexy photos on "millionairefriends. com". It is said she is dating a great guy there.
I would not allow this crackhead heifer near my baby/children friends. She might think they are big gingerbread people and try to bite them with her crack teefs.
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Oh sure, why the fuck not?
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GOOD! please stay the fuck there and never come back to London, the streets are safer without you.
The sound of her voice is pure audio anthrax. Absolutely the worst new artist to slide out of England's ass since Samantha Fox.
At least Samantha Fox was hot.
On some unrelated news, the house market in St. Lucia just collapsed.
ahhh, why did I never think of that when I was fucking up, just move to the Carribean!
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
And all the St. Lucian crack dealers yelled "Yay!!" at the announcement.
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By the title of this post, I was kind of hoping she had died, but I guess that didn't happen. Oh well, there's always tomorrow for that to happen.
She looks like she is screeching "Pleeease give me your little girl cooties! I want to be young and beeeautiful!" to those poor kids. She probably will slaughter them and bathe in their blood. Nevermind, Wino probably never bathes.
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LOL! The permanent crazy lady of St. Lucia. That's totally what she's gonna be. *shakes head and chuckles*
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
I just want her to get better, she is so fuckign talented it hurts.
Damn her!
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The St. Lucia tourism board must be thrilled to bits.
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Omg. She looks so hot. I love her very much. I just saw her pretty ad with sexy photos on "millionairefriends. com". It is said she is dating a great guy there.
That little girl looks like she's saying "Somebody get this pothead Betch off me".
As long as Daddy Wino and the paps stay away Wino could be alright in the Islands.
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This isn't really helping her at all. She'll find a way to get drugs, if the Happy Mondays could find crack in the Bahamas in the early 80s, St. Lucia isn't that far from there either so it's not like she'll ever be sober. She has major substance abuse issues and this is just masking problems because she can always abuse alcohol and pot.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Yeah, when things go rotten in my life and I become a drug addicted crakhead, I just flip-flop back and forth between my summer home in St. Lucia and my comfortable suburban flat in London. BITCH.
Submitted by TANGELINE on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:39pm.
THIS WOMAN IS UBER FUG!!
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I think she cleans up well, although I haven't seen Wino clean in a long ass time.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
So she changes the crack-alcohol addiction to marihuana-alcohol addiction and it's OK?. This chick will never be OK again. I think she crossed the fucked up line a few years ago.
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Well she can't be all bad...kids seem to love her and she loves them & not in a creepy way.
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THIS WOMAN IS UBER FUG!!
Why do I feel this is just prolonging the inevitable?
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