Thursday, February 19th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Justin Gaston's Bulge
Now I know why Miley Cyrus pays this hooker the big bucks. It's obviously not for his brains. Although, I'm a little impressed to learn that he can rub his ass crack between a tennis net, grab his crotch and make an "O" face at the same time. Rubbing his nalgas against something is probably the only way he could make a "bust a nut" face. And it grosses me out that I'd hit it, because he's licking on that hillbilly prostitot's huge chipmunk teefs. Like The Soup says, "It's stil a felony!"
And here's another shot of Gaston from VMAN. He really loves getting butt flossed by that net. I'm sure they went out for cocktails at The Abbey after this shoot.
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Shiznet...
Ok, I'm a high school teacher, I haven't been teaching that long. I yelled at my class today, because they were being little shits. Well, I accidently said the word SHIT,and of course I got a student (a nerd) who raised their hand and said "You can get fired for saying that to us, you're not supposed to use profanity" then this little shit said that he was going to go home and tell his mom!! It was a slip of the tongue, for christ sakes I'm human!!!
Ok, I just wanted to rant about that. thx for listening.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:20am.
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I ♥ You.
And I want a detailed list of all the celebs who "petted your dog" ! (that is an MKism for getting fucked,right?
LoL
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Has a goatee, was wearing track pants and I t-shirt. I wanted to go over and start kidding with him about how he has to remember me, because I met him at the stairs a few years back and he pet my dog etc., lol....that or ask him what the fuck his fucking problem was...... :)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:34pm.
You lucky fart, no fair! >cries< So how hot was he??
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Hey guys, I sat in the same room with Christian Bale for almost an HOUR today.
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 9:24pm.
Halloooo??????
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@Leandra: Ah... I did catch a bit of the show. I graduated in 85 but I know I don't look as old and shot out as any of those people. Arizona is not kind to skin, obviously.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:56pm.
No, luckily I was just confused. He was/is hosting the reunion show of the Bad girls club. Had to look it up. ;)
What did I miss??? Perez is hosting that new High School Reunion show? Did I read that right?
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:38pm.
Yeah, he's awful. And he just keeps picking on the same people over and over for no reason.
At least MK makes fun of everyone, including himself
Reunion show?? good question...maybe people want to show everybody that they "made it" or lost weight or something??...hell, i don't know...i guess people will do just about anything for fame
if perez hilton is involved, i'm not gonna be watching it...even before he became famous, using the paris hilton name just cheesed me out
M.E. on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:31pm.
That HS Reunion show. Why the fuck would people subject themselves to that shit?
- It's easier than getting knocked up with 8 kids to get some fame hworing points?
idk, i keep seeing that bikini woman with the nose job and calling someone phony in the trailers for HS Reunion. Pot, meet kettle.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
bye roo
Is it the HS reunion thing that Perez *gag* Hilton is hosting?
Bye Sugaroo!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:29pm.
Roo: is the high school reunion show any good?
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Dunno, Grape. Only saw the commercials.
TTYL!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
That HS Reunion show. Why the fuck would people subject themselves to that shit?
Why is it that the husband and kids expect to be fed EVERY night? Such nerve!
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Roo: is the high school reunion show any good?
Lady Heather brough out the kinky side of Grissom.
Anyone watched that show High School Reunion on TVLand Prime?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:19pm.
I kept hoping he'd end up with Lady Heather.
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So did I. The way she left the show was sad.
I am so glad Douchebag Dourdan got booted.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Are we still talking about poop?
Anyone heard the phrase "breaking sticks" when referring to #2? My obnoxious inlaws were at my house last summer and one of them must have said that 10 times without doing anything about it. So gross. Then, he complained that I kept Febreze in the bathroom instead of Glade, and moaned and groaned about constipation the rest of his visit. It was a wonderful time for me. *major eye roll*
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:15pm.
I kept hoping he'd end up with Lady Heather.
Leandra, yes.
See you Zappy!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:13pm.
The Hannibal Lecter one? I loved that movie.
First thing I saw Petersen in was an awful film called The Beast.
I heard he left the show because he wanted to do theater.
And sorry to all, but him with Sara was disgusting. She is so fug and she can't act.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I hated all the changes on L&O until getting used to the new characters. The only one that didn't ever fit in was that Anne Parisse. She was trying to hard to 'act'
See you folks later sons last basketball game.
M.E. Hope the little one is feeling better soon.
They've lost so many of the main characters in th epast year or so, it's almost a completely different show.
First thing I remember seeing Petersen in was "Manhunter"
Nodding head at Sugaroo
He still is hotttttttttttt. He has that quiet sexy going on and you know if he hangs around that S&M Madame that he's into that kinkkkkkay stuff..*pant pant*
Sugaroo, neither do I. KEEP THE SAME MAIN CHARACTERS DAMN IT!
I think Petersen left because the story line for his character was getting dull.
Leaving and meeting up with Sara left us all with the hopes that they will BOTH comeback.
Hopefully married with children, etc. LOL
That's right Leandra. Forgot about that! I'm amazed it took him this long to become so famous. He's been around a longgggggggg time!
Leandra: Sorry about that - I skipped a few there without noticing.
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
M.E., I don't like Fishburne either. I don't like change in my TV shows.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:06pm.
I have a twoyear old as well. ;)
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LOL! Well, then you know:)
It does come back with each one, tho, doesn't it?
Sure does! :)
Zappy, Petersen is a co-creator and an executive producer. It'd be hard to kill him off! *sigh* He used to be so hot.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
@ Zappy. I think he's the executive producer, so he could probably decide his own fate. It would be great if he came back. :)
Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:06pm.
I have a twoyear old as well. ;)
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LOL! Well, then you know:)
It does come back with each one, tho, doesn't it?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:06pm.
I have a twoyear old as well. ;)
@ Leandra
I think he might come back for 3 to 6 episodes (read somewhere). It's a good bet, if they don't kill you off (on TV) then you weren't a royal pain in the ass or had drug/alchohol problems.
I absolutely love William Petersen and I'm not at all liking Fishburn.
Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 6:59pm.
Hehe, I know what you mean. My little one isn't even three months
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LOL! When I saw you post, yesterday: My baby's awake! All I could think was: Aw! A new mommy! Believe me, it loses it's charm.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:04pm.
Barely coherent. But thanks. He sleeps a lot, unlike my first, so at least I don't have the same lack of sleep to deal with.