Thursday, February 19th 2009

Who Let Her Back In?

NYC barely got rid of the crazy aliens and here's one of them again! RoboKatie was back in Manhattan today on the set of her new movie The Extra Man which is shooting here for the next few weeks. So this means Suri is back to working 19-hour days posing for the paps on the streets with her Weepy McWeepster mommy. There really needs to be a union for the children of celebwhores. Suri almost has it worse than Kathie Lee's old sweatshop workers.

You know, the last time these bitches took over Manhattan, I never saw them once. Not once. But a lot of whores I know witnessed their fakery. And what's creepy is everyone who came in contact with them said, "They look like such a nice family." CHILLS. Tommy Girl's brainwashing skills are more powerful than I thought. Stay away from me.

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Submitted by lizzietish on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:27am.
what phone does she have?
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Whichever one Tom would let her have, most likely the one with the GPS locator built in.

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what phone does she have?

Isn't it a bit cold to wear only a sweater in February in NYC? I'm in NC and have to wear a sweater AND a coat...and I'm not originally from here, so it's not like I'm warm blooded.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 5:47pm.

"Better she stay in NY than in CA. We have enough probs with octomommy."

No kidding, and $cientology is right up there on the disgusting list. It`s no wonder folks in other states call CA the land of the fruits and nuts.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." (Edmund Burke)

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:02pm.

LOL I'll come clean; I was a Dawson's addict for the first several seasons. I can only admit this because I was really just a josh jackson fan and seeing him get it on with his teacher during the pilot held my interest haha i can't put 'thank you for smoking' on my list of fav movies b/c there's no "except this person" option

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I never liked her either. My hate started when I saw the pilot for Dawson's Creek and I had to stop watching. I never understood why bitches were so obssesed by it. Every movie she's ever starred in was ruined by her. At least marrying TC did some good for the world. Bitch couldn't act.

They do look like a nice family though.I guess I'll have to go read those Scientology websites to remember why I hate Cruise so much.

Unfortunately, she hasn't done a positive thing to dispell her newfound image as a golddigger.

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Even when she was on dawson's dick err creek i couldn't stand her face (the wooden acting went without saying)... she only has like 3 expressions.

Apparently she and Ali Hohan missed the memo that trying to look *younger* is the trend, not older and worn out.

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I'd like to see a smackdown at Madison Square Garden featuring:

Kate "ain't takin no shit" Moss

Versus

Katie "fugly hodigger" Homely

Kate would nail Katie's candy-ass in 2 secs flat.

I'd pay to watch it.

Loved Kate Moss's comment today about Tiny Tommy and his beard

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Those boots must be especially for extra-wide calves. Otherwise, she'd never have that extra room for those cankles.

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The outfit is fine. It's the person wearing it who doesn't look so good.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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On her outfit: it's pretty blah, but I dig the sleek boots. And her jeans are normal too. Finally Katie decides to dress like her own boring self.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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She's in a movie?

I hope it does as well as Mad Money...BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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At least she doesnt look so bad, I actually like the way she looks, love the sweater and the pants arent rolled up, thank the high heavens and Scientology.

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I would totally wear this outfit! I likey!!

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She used to be such a pretty girl...it's a shame

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Ugh...I am pissed...Jonathan Ames, the author of The Extra Man, is one of my favorite all time writers...His other books based on his memoirs are hilarious & he is such a great guy...This vapid twat better not ruin his moment!!!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 5:18pm.
Katie looks emaciated and haggard.

She sure does! Don't forgot miserable. She looks like she's on the way to the drug store to pick up her osteoporosis medicine.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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What a sad ragamuffin, straight out of a Charles Dickens novel.

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Didn't she used to have boobies? I bet Tommy Girl stole them - he wants her to look like a boy!

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Submitted by Phoebe on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 6:10pm.

Isn't it weird that after they made a big deal out of that huge new house they have in CA that Katie has never been living there?

I mean more weird than they usually are.
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Tiny doesn't want her to settle in the new crib because if she does get her golddiggin paws in there, he'll lose it in the divorce settlement.

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Submitted by Miss Molly on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 5:51pm.

If I ruled the world, there'd be no more post
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If you email your request to MK expect an unusually obscene and colorful reply. head's up.

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Isn't it weird that after they made a big deal out of that huge new house they have in CA that Katie has never been living there?

I mean more weird than they usually are.

If I ruled the world, there'd be no more post about Paris Hilton or Tom Cruise and his RoboBeard or her Peetree daughter. Help me out, People! Stop posting about these whack jobs, who live for the publicity you're giving them, who don't deserve any of it!

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Better she stay in NY than in CA. We have enough probs with octomommy.

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Ian Halperin says he was sat with Katie on a plane ride in first class and that he couldn't stand her. He said she was one of the phoniest people he's ever met. He had the editor of Glossip on his livechat the other night and she said she couldn;'t stand her and had no respect for her because she got with Tom purely for the lifestyle and fame it could give her. Ian also does not believe that Suri is Tom's kid.

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All that money and she still looks like a Vassar scholarship student.

No, I didn't go to Vassar.

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I had a naughty dream about her (Katie, not Tommy), so I kinda have a crush on her right now. SHE NEEDS TO BE RESCUED FROM THE EVIL CLUTCHES OF the wicked witch of the west ...

I really miss the old Katie Holmes... the one who was super young and would show her boobs

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Submitted by Pernicious on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 5:31pm.
WHY WON'T YOU LET HER BE GREAT!?!!!!?!!!

Seriously though, I know I shouldn't but I actually like Tom and his robot family. I wish I had his powers to create an instant family and laugh manically at the drop of a hat. Fuck playing the piano, that's some skills, right there!

may the lord be with you

"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah

WHY WON'T YOU LET HER BE GREAT!?!!!!?!!!

Seriously though, I know I shouldn't but I actually like Tom and his robot family. I wish I had his powers to create an instant family and laugh manically at the drop of a hat. Fuck playing the piano, that's some skills, right there!

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It's easy to be *nice* when you're rich.

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Katie = Frumpy

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

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She looks like crap-as usual.

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ugh she is getting on my nerves

"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah

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Katie looks emaciated and haggard. Tommy is a complete brainwasher, be careful, MK. I would probably spray him in the face with a watergun and pray that Tom yells at me for being "glib".

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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*double post

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Katie is so fug!