Thursday, February 19th 2009
Down She Goes!
HAHAHAHAHA! Right? If you laughed until you farted like I did, then you too are a dead hearted evilian, because the girl died after this fall.
Of course, she didn't. It's not like she had that far to fall. Besides, she probably just had a knee scrape and those give you character. Any self-respecting mega slut works very hard to earn knee medals (that's we call them) like that and this ho got some in a matter of seconds.
The girl went sidewalk diving while leaving a Brit Awards after-party with Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud. Here's some pictures documenting the LOLworthy fall. Why is a bitch falling always so fucking funny? Watch, when I get up after this to go get a Pop Tart, I'm totally going to trip and bust my ass bone.
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Be careful out there klutzes. I know it's your natural instinct to brace for a fall with your hands out, but try not to. I fell rollerskating and put my hands out and snapped both bones in my lower arm. My forearm looked like an "S" because my bones not only broke but dislocated.It was really painful until they gave me morphine to set the bones. I later learned in Judo how to fall without hurting yourself, try to land on your side if you can. I may know how to land better now but I am still a huge klutz.
This Sarah Whoever is some friend. Who laughs when someone you care about is getting ready to beef HARD on granite?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I just think there is something wrong with people who laugh when someone falls. It's a sign of something not ok inside your brain cells.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 6:35pm.
Hiya, cracker! How's married life?
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I already forgot and I'm not going to stress out my half-brain cell by trying to remember it.
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dark-sided!!
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I already forgot and I'm not going to stress out my half-brain cell by trying to remember it.
--MK
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 6:17pm.
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Yo SKANK!
I said HELLO!
LoL
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Girls Aloud are bloody great and I can't stand that I can't get any of their new material on iTunes.
I fall ALL the time. That's why I don't wear heels. Especially in the Village and the Meatpacking, you could totally kill yourself walking on those effing cobblestones. Seriously.
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"This is a song I've been singing for years and years."
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MK you slay me!
Looks to me like the blonde bitch pushed her. Either way, I lol'd till I farted. It were a wet one.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Who??? I know the blonde one is a meth whore that's all ive ever heard.
Once at the supermarket this lady who thinks she's hot shit (like 95 lbs soaking wet about five foot four and a fucking cameltoe..)..well she was zipping around the store and her stilettos slipped out from under her. One second you see her and the next second she went ass over heels and we all just screamed with laughter.
That just made my day!
Have a nice trip?
See you next fall!
Submitted by Keane on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 6:09pm.
She's a member of Girl's Aloud, have you heard fo Cheryl Cole? (Extremely pretty brunette). She's also a member. She'll be heading your way soon if Simon Cowell has anything to do with it.
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i'm not buying anything Simon Cowell is selling...u keep this on your side of the pond, Keane!...don't u send us this one...after all, we're getting madonna back.
You dumbfucks are evil. I am truly dead inside and even I did not laugh at this poor bitch.
I have been there, and my skank friends walked off and left my ass on the ground in front of a mega-hot piece. It hurts, dammit!!
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I already forgot and I'm not going to stress out my half-brain cell by trying to remember it.
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At least the blonde trannie stopped and "helped" unlike Amanda B when her friend bit pavement!
I just bit the pavement last week like this....Sux!
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As someone who has mastered the art of falling, I feel her pain.
Whoops-a-daisy!
Grape - you got me!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
She's a member of Girl's Aloud, have you heard fo Cheryl Cole? (Extremely pretty brunette). She's also a member. She'll be heading your way soon if Simon Cowell has anything to do with it.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 6:04pm.
yeah good point. ok, I can LOL now at the bit about her bracing for the impact. thanx!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 5:58pm.
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Hi Honey!
MK eats the craziest shit!
LoL
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Damn, poor bitch. I haven't tripped and ate shit in a long time, so I know its coming up for me soon....
AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Who is Sara Harding anyway? i am so uncool for spending such a large amount of time on the internet...u'd think i'd know this gal...good thing her little friend tripped
She probably was super drunk.
The action shot is priceless...she is shutting her eyes really hard bracing for the impact...great photographer.
Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo
Meh, I only think a falling ho is funny if I see it in motion. Still photos do nothing for me :/
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Either Sara Harding is a tall woman or the falling woman is a midget...the thumbnail of them walking together is remarkable...looks like a circus side show act
Someone should have knocked her down just for wearing those barfugly shoes!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Dammit, MK, I was laughing my ass of and then I read she died and I was seriously remorselful for a nano-second. Thank goodness she's ok so I commence LMFAO.
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DEAR WHORE I NEVER HEARD OF....
WEARING YOUR HAIR SHORT LIKE A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD BOY IS NOT FUCKING SEXY!!!
YOUR BEST, MEN
"I get up after this to go get a Pop Tart" -MK
i didn't know anybody else ate pop tarts as an anytime snack?! awesome! they can also double as a delicious meal as well
"knee medals"
lmao
Ouch!
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