Wonder Wig!
Here's some amazing news for Kim Zolciak, Brit Brit, Ty Ty Banks, Little Richard and every other be-wigged celebwhore. Wigs save lives! It's a fact! BeWEAVE it! 20-year-old Briana Bond of Kansas City, MO is proof of this shit.
On Wednesday night, Briana was in a convenience store parking lot, being sexy hot, when a dude drove up and said her ex-boyfriend still loved her. Briana wasn't hearing that shit and she replied, "Well I don't love him." When Briana looked back at the car, her crazy ex-boyfriend was in the passenger seat and he started shooting at her ass! And by her "ass," I mean her prized wig! Briana felt one bullet hit her head. That motherfucker tried to kill her ass!
Briana hit the gas and busted out of that bitch! She drove into another parking lot and called the police. She checked her head and felt a little blood, but realized the bullet didn't go through, because her fucking wig and its cap stopped it! Briana said, "I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life. I've got an angel." Those are beautiful words. Truly. That quote should be printed on the tag of every wig, right under 100% polyester and Made in China.
Kim, Brit Brit and Little Richard better start praying to the wig angels every night to always be with them.
(Thanks Samara)
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Submitted by Parker on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:11pm.
So you area fellow Missourian? *shakes hand*
Yeah, there are some real weirdo things and people in these parts. More so in the country vs. the city.
It just may be the air, water or the fact that it is the Show-Me State.
We''l show you some weird shit, that is for sure!
Hey, devilgirl...
As a fellow Show-Me-State resident, I can totally agree. We've had some kooky stories from here recently! Is there something in the water around here?
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
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All the rich kids are here or passion.com.
Had to break it to you.
She looks like the one dying of cancer, in Britian. Jade Goody.
Boy, just watched the Youtube vid from years ago. She gave herself a death sentence right there for being so vile.
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The only shots Paris Hilton's weave attracts are cum shots.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The bullet may have just passed through her head and exited the other side without apparent damage.
Submitted by Kp on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 2:19pm.
Also BeWEAVE it will be my new life motto!
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LOL - twice as funny now:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
He done busted my weave! Punk ass bitch!
sigh, everytime kansas city gets a shout out it has to be for some thing like this..mind you that is one of the worst hoods where she got shot at, i can bet every homegirl will be wearing a new weave for protection after this made the news.
invested alot of money...i've seen that red yaki wig in the hair store for $9.99...oh wait, that is alot of money for a wig like this...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
BeWEAVE!
Michael K just gets funnier and funnier!
He was probably shooting at her for wearing that hot ass mess on her cranium.
He couldn't afford two bullets?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Love how she said she invested alot of money in that busted ass plastic hair hat of hers. But I'm happy she's alive.
All that means is it was some small-calibre handgun that just grazed her. Either that or the new Lacqueré-Hold™ Aqua Net.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 2:20pm.
GAH! MK, ya killin me ovah heah...beWEAVE it.
Ditto, man!. Hardy har har freaking har!
GAH! MK, ya killin me ovah heah...beWEAVE it.
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
Damn that must have been a weak ass gun! Not saying that's a bad thing.
Also BeWEAVE it will be my new life motto!
its a helmet. :) that's kind of sweet.
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http://digital.library.upenn.edu/women/saunders/joe/joe.html
MK You did NOT just bring Little Richard into this!!!!
Don't... just don't....
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
That poor woman! Thank God she is ok!
And I see the woman at the grocery store with a new wig every week. Cashier. I love her for it.. she has the talons to match. She's nice as can be but I kind of lover her give a shit flamboyant attitude. I admire it! I just sometimes have to stifle the urge to lean over and straighten it once in a while.
Zappy,
A friend of mine looked everywhere for a 10,000 B.C. wig and not even the Raquel Welch line had it. In the end he had to have the wig made and styled from scratch at a wig store. They nailed it. Happy Haloween LOL.
Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo
why is he saying her name with that accent?
Paris Herpes, I agree! Put that weave on the abandoned couch, and we have HSOTY.
Briana's wig for Hot Slut of the Day! See how inanimate objects like Abandoned Couch can save lives! It's a MIRACLE!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Now all the soldiers in Iraq are gonna be walkin around with corn-rows and extensions
I'm fascinated by black hair and black hair products. Not fascinated as in "I want to work in a beauty shop" fascinated, but intrigued.
Ah...and now I finally understand the true function of those things.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
The color of her hair in that pic, is that before or after the blood spill?
Wow, nice superpower Weave Girl.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Woo-hoo! KC REPRESENT!! Way to go, Briana! I might ease up on the kool-aid color though, if I was you...
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Fuck soccer moms~ George Carlin
why do nikkas always wanna killa bitch when they realize the coochy wont be readily availible anymore? He messed his entire life up over some bullsh*t and that friend who was driving him is going down just as hard for some dumb sh*t he decided to do..
@ SpiceD
Thanks for the FYI. I just figured because it was tacky, that it might be something Zsa Zsa had her hand in..
OOOH! Raquel has her own line too? Is there a style that might be similar to the 10,000 B.C. coiffure?
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:25am.
I'm going to start wearing a plastic mixing bowl on my head, just to be safe.
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LMAO! And it might be a good idea to wear an Alien Deflector Aluminum Foil Helmet to keep those evil UFO people away!
http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
(disclaimer: the name 'zapatopi' has nothing to do with me)
No piece of ass is worth going to jail for. If the lady says "piss off", then piss off. Don't start slinging lead. Or acid, as seems to be the favorite weapon of spurned men in Tehran, as posted by johnosahon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql_IUPICBG
I'm going to start wearing a plastic mixing bowl on my head, just to be safe.
this is the only instance I've ever seen where it's actually justifiable that the weave-wearer be proud of the pathetic plastic hair attached to their scalp.
I see soooooo many idiots parading their weaves around like they're fucking miss america, totally in denial that their gaudy, blatantly obvious weaves look like SHIT.
what the fuck is wrong with being happy with your natural hair? and you know those weaves smell like ass when it gets all hot and sweaty during the summer. UGH gross, I will NEVER understand.
Damn, what the hell am I doing with all this real hair? This seriously makes me want to run out and invest in a full body weave. I am glad she's okay, though. I bet her ex is sorry he tried to mess around with that wig! Great story.
That weave is pretty horrendous, from the color, to the unnatural shine. And trust me, I done seen some weaves! Worn a few too! If you're going to buy a hair piece, please get human hair. Synthetic just doesn't make sense. Makes your head sweat an awful lot too (synthetic fabric = skin can't breathe).
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
FYI. Eva Gabor is the sister who lent her name to wigs, not Zsa Zsa.
But looking at the color, it could be a Raquel Welch wig from the damaged clearance bin. Raquel does a lot of brown, auburn and burgundy wigs. LOL
Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo
The guy obviously had bad aim and the bullet probably went by her and just scratched her scalp. If it had gone into the scalp there's no way the wig could have stopped the bullet...it is just polyester after all for the looks of it...unless the cap on the wig is made out of steel and not lace.
I am not bad, I'm just drawn that way. -- Jessica Rabbit
It was probably a famous Zsa Zsa Gabor wig.
http://www.wilshirewigs.com/Gabor-Wigs-&-Hairpieces-c-13.html?utm_term=G...
If RiRi gets back with Chris Brown, she better invest in one of these things.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 10:55am.
"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life. I've got an angel."
I've invested more money into a value meal at McDonalds then that mess she has sittin' on top of her head.
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Thank You! I was thinking the exact same thing. That shiny ass weave ain't even human hair and we all know that's the only time you pay anything significant for it. And the only reason she survived was probably cos her ex was blinded by the sun shining on that silky, colour-can't-be-found-in-nature thread.
Personally I think her buckwheat fro is what stopped the bullet.
I saw this story on my news page, they actually used the word "weave".
Made me laugh.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:00am.
Ahhhh, makes me proud to be a Missourian
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It's the "Show me" state. Show me your weave...
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
Hats off or wigs off to our hero, Briana! Glad you lived to tell the tale
@ DD--
I thought you were full of it, but here you go--
life saving boob implant fights off meanie blue marlin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6PnNQMPP6A
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
Topanga, by a lot of money she meant $4.99. lol
it's a low down dirty shame that punk had to enlist his buddy to shoot her from behind...
i bet he fled the scene too