Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which TV personality is “too white” for a Spanish-based program? He test-ed well, but execs were worried because he doesn’t really speak the language. (Gatecrasher)
AC Slater 4 Evah?
Which divorced celebrity parents should both be taken to task for saying nasty things about the other in front of their kids? Neither parent is acting very adult here. When talking to a friend over the phone (with the kids in the room), Mommy reportedly called her ex a diseased male whore. Daddy tells the kids that their Mommy is a psycho who should be in a mental hospital. (Blind Gossip)
Charlie & Denise? I'm surprised she doesn't called him a disease male cunt. That would be better and her kids need to learn the cunt word early on.
Which celebrity couple will be quietly tying the knot in a remote location very soon? They are a bit of an odd pairing. One is primarily film, while the other is primarily television. One is older, the other younger. One is A list, the other B list. One has multiple children, while the other is more known for their siblings. (Blind Gossip)
Indy Jones & Ally McEatAMeal?
This C list film actress from a former hit television show who has B+ name recognition has been going around from tent to tent begging designers to give her free clothes and has also asked every celebrity she runs into if they have a place she can stay for the night. Maybe if she wouldn't spend so much on the drugs she is sniffing constantly she would have enough money for a hotel room. (CDAN)
Mischa, Mischa, Mischa?
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omg that pic of Mario "so deep in the closet he's a dustbunny" Lopez is classic. Notice how well he holds the pose, for s "straight" man. Interesting.
Im just sayin'...
Well duh that's Mario Lopez.
I can't stand him.. especially on ABDC.
Get the fuck outta here with that shit!
Submitted by Rosemary Young on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:17pm.
What is the meaning of this distinction CDAN makes between a celebrity's "grade" (A,B,C) and their name recognition? If someone has A-list name recognition, doesn't that therefore make them A-list? Not to mention the Crazy's fine gradations between B, B+, B-, etc. It made more sense back when there were A-listers and nobodies, period!
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i don't understand that either.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Who is that?
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What is the meaning of this distinction CDAN makes between a celebrity's "grade" (A,B,C) and their name recognition? If someone has A-list name recognition, doesn't that therefore make them A-list? Not to mention the Crazy's fine gradations between B, B+, B-, etc. It made more sense back when there were A-listers and nobodies, period!
i really hope MIscha isn't the last one i like her
#2 is so obviously Charlie and Denise, they shouldn't have bothered making it a blind item!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:26pm.
gyeah, estoy bien por aca. aburrida en el trabajo pero eso no es nada nuevo...
NO SEA BURRA!! (my mom used to say that when i said i was bored) ; \
Bueno PH, bues des-aburrase ya! Did you know a Pet Shop Boys video was filmed in P.R.? Anyway, abrazos a ti.
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Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 4:46pm.
Hahaha that's kind of you to say but not really true ;)
Modest, too?
I think the first one is actually Cheech Marin....
I know for certain... he DOES NOT SPEAK SPANISH!
The blind items today were way too easy. I agree with all of Mikey's guesses.
If Mischa Barton is B+ in recognition, it must be because she throws herself in front of any pap, anywhere, anytime because the girl has not actually worked in YEARS!!! And she looks worse and worse every time I see a pic of her. Those drugs are really doing a number on that girl. She looks 40 and I don't think she's out of her 20s yet!! Apparently bitch is a broke ass too!!
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:24pm.
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If I remember, the group had missed out on the audition at the end of the show. That episode cracks me up!
"..French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel sundaes is getting touched.." Ice Cream
gyeah, estoy bien por aca. aburrida en el trabajo pero eso no es nada nuevo...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Sayonara, that was the best episode in the history of that show! That music video that they did was hysterical!
Jesse: I'm so excited...i'm so so...scared! (breaks down into tears).
Did she go to rehab for her addiction to caffeine pills or what?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
#2 Unfortunately, the children in that family probably already know the C word.
OK, so I watched a little bit of the E True Hollywood Story on Mario Lopez (didn't realize he had such a prolific career to warrant a THS), and when he was being interviewed, he threw on a slight hint of latin accent. Everything he hosts, all shows he has been in, anytime I have ever seen him on a TV screen, there is no such accent. I have to wonder if he really speaks like that, or if he was trying to be more "latin" during the interviews. I found it almost irritating because I came off completely fake. Maybe he was really trying to get on that Spanish show... I was annoyed. If its real or not, I was annoyed.
Kp, ironically Mischa is not even acting anymore, so she's more like D- right now thanks to her sniffing affliction.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
#3 is definitely Harrison Ford and Calista. I think the blind item is referring to her show "Brothers and Sisters" and not her actual siblings.
Oh Harrison, you always marry the weirdest looking chicks. Breaking my heart.
B+ is a very VERY generous term in reference to Mischa.
BeWEAVE it!
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 4:51pm.
I love Saved By the Bell, I remember that episode too. __________________________________________________
The other day they showed the episode where Jessie was taking those pills. 1 2 3 I'm soooo excited, and I just can't hide it.
"..French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel sundaes is getting touched.." Ice Cream
Hola PH ...como te va?
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
So what percentage of these blind items do you all think are actually true?
I love Saved By the Bell, I remember that episode too. Why in the world I did not think Mario Lopez was gay is beyond me!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
are those jazz hands?
i didn't realize callista had a job and i've never heard of "brothers and sister"...i must be living under a rock...lol
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
what the freak! dp...
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
smart people give me wood, nothing personal carefreea.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Blind items are way too easy today.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Wow everyone seems to have everything figured out.
"..French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel sundaes is getting touched.." Ice Cream
Fricking double post!
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 4:39pm.
Damn, you smart.
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Hahaha that's kind of you to say but not really true ;)
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 4:43pm.
BTW, in the picture above, that's Mario Lopez
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Yeah its his ghey ass in those tight spandex pants....I so think he plays for the other team, why is he pretending not too?
Indy was such a hot bitch on Star wars :sigh:
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
"Indy Jones & Ally McEatAMeal?"
ROTFLMAO!!!!
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"What don't you fucking understand"?
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BTW, in the picture above, that's Mario Lopez. That would explain the too white for telemundo, or whatever it is.
Slater in a reotard, Paris' canker lips, Shauna yesterday...no wonder i've been cold sweating and white knuckling for the past 2 days.
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Submitted by Nippy on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 4:36pm.
On C, it's not Calista and Ford. The sibling hint has me puzzled.
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Isn't Calista Flockhart on that show "Brothers & Sisters?" That would explain the "One has multiple children, while the other is more known for their siblings" comment.
And here I was going through the Arquettes, the Baldwins, the Deschanels in my head. *smacks forehead*
Ah, what would I do without you all?
here's a new one, and my guess is HEIGL.
#4 - While many celebrities and guests were appalled at Paris & Nicky constantly texting throughout the shows they attended, guests were just as appalled at this B list television star from a hit network ensemble drama who made loud comments about every model and what they were wearing. Loud enough that people across the room could hear her. All of the people sitting with her kept looking away and trying to distance themselves from her remarks which were for the most part really nasty. Oh, and she was smacking on Nicorette while commenting.
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Don't you want to dance with me?
Baby can you handle me?
- Destiny's Child "Bootylicious"
Ive seen a man blow a dolphin and now Slater in a unitard...what an awful day.
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"Tony Romo fucks fat chicks!"-Scott Ferrall
LOL! I love Saved By The Bell!
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Douchechill!
@Clarissa and ME: OHHHHH, I get it. Or should I say, D'OH!
Calista is on the show "Brothers and Sisters"- he could be referring to that.
just saying.
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Don't you want to dance with me?
Baby can you handle me?
- Destiny's Child "Bootylicious"
GOT IT NIPS????! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by MJF on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 4:36pm.
Freakishly disproportionate leg to torso ratio. He looks like a dwarf.
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I was thinking the exact same thing!
two independent examiners find the same conclusion...i'm thinking probable cause for dwarfism
Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 4:38pm.
Calista's siblings aren't her own - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758737/
Damn, you smart.
Nips I think it's about her show, Bros and Sisters
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Nippy - the 3rd one is Calista and Harrison. She's on that show "Brothers and sisters" hence the "sibling" reference.
Nippy,
Calista's show on ABC is "Brothers and Sisters".
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