Friday, February 20th 2009

Farewell, Socks

Socks, the official White House pussy during the Clinton years, has gone on to the great big q-tip in the sky at the age of 20! Socks' time was coming since he was diagnosed with cancer of the throat back in November.

After holding it down in the White House for 8 years, Socks and Bill Clinton's sex-a-tary, Betty Currie, became roommates. A family friend of Betty's told People that Socks was put to sleep this morning in Maryland, because he couldn't eat or stand anymore. Betty took him for a last walk yesterday. She plans to have him cremated.

The Clintons issued this statement:

"Socks brought much happiness to Chelsea and us over the years, and enjoyment to kids and cat lovers everywhere. We're grateful for those memories, and we especially want to thank our good friend, Betty Currie, for taking such loving care of Socks for so many years."

Now Socks is in heaven showing Buddy who is the real HPIC (head pussy in charge).

Rest in peace, Socks....

Posted by: Michael K


Hey...After reading the replies to the post I made yesterday, I want to replie back. I'll just make it simple and put it all here. Like anyone else, I posted to share my honest views. One would think, after 4 years and 6 children, the teams would lighten up. (And yes, Brad has 6 SIX children, with Angie.)

I was hoping the hostility between the "teams" would diminish by now. But, it's my guess one of the personalities involved thrives on it...as long as she can control it.

putas; I'm not from JJ.

grapedrinkbaby; What makes you think I don't make fun of "their" stuff?

No Words; I'm not from JJ. I always discern and try to use reasoning. I DON'T hate...blah, blah, blah!

Rocket; C'mon, that wasn't the context I used. You're comparing the past(which you haters JUST LOVE to do), with the present. I guess I have to say it again....I don't see JA adopting, getting pregnant, giving birth, breast feeding, caring for rest of family, including loving her man, and organizing the family life...than working on movies, traveling to promote them, and being an ambassador in her spare time...not to take anything away from JA, I'm not a fan, so I don't pay too much attention too her. Saying that, she must have many positive qualities about her...I just don't know them, except, she's a natural comedienne, I can't not notice that from time to time. I don't get what you men by "mold your life after"...if this applies....I think Angie grows by living and learning life's lessons. I agree with that philosophy.

Candy; I have a low tolerance for ignorance.

Rocket; Do you think for yourself?...maybe two (2) identities sharing one body...hmmm...that's ok by me, I'm TOLERANT. I'm sorry you might think being tolerant is strange, but uh...uh...that's ok...

Stock Broker; Is it now...???!!!

Keane; You crack me up!! Nothing is going to come crashing down around me because of someone else's life. You're getting a little dramatic now, don't ya think? Yeah, I'm an Angie Fan. How did fan turn to idol?

K2; ...And how do you know their not? When was the last time YOU had Sunday dinner with them, or anyone that knew them. How the h3ll do you know what I know. And...DO NOT EVER TELL ME ELSE TO SHUT UP!!! Mental Midgets should at least try to understand what their talking about before they quote Mental Giants.

I'm truly heart broken about this news and seeing that picture of him with the white house in the back really got to me. As a little kid growing up around D.C, we once got a post card from Socks at school with his paw prints serving as his autograph. I don't particularly know why that post card meant so much to me at the time, but it did. I still have it and always wondered whatever became of the little fur ball...I'm truly saddened, but happy to know he led a great life and is in an even better place now.
RIP Socks.

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Damn that Socks cat lived longer than most cats do normally. Weird. Maybe it was because of the Clintons connection to the Masonry! Nah I'm kidding, read that in a conspiracy book last nite. Fuckin' hilarious!

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Wait, there was an official Clinton announcement over the death of a cat?. I love cats, but that's trully ludicrous.

I wish my cats could last that long, tho. I haven't managed to make them live more than a year and I take good care of them. Some have been runed over by cars, others just left and never came back. Sigh. Anyway, poor cat.

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r.i. p. socks, however think about this, chelsea went to school, the clintons all travel extensively, bless them for insuring the cat had a good loving home rather then with them when they are gone all the time. betty was known to be very loyal to the clintons and they to her.

CoconutCoochie's picture

R.I.P Socks...
This makes me sad as I recently had to give away my cat Maurice as I moved from Europe to USA. I felt so guilty :(

Evil Overlord's picture

While I'm sad for the old Sockster (the Evil One really likes cats & has 2!) leave it to these politico's to release a freakin' statement about a pet that they no longer even took care of! RIP Socks...

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

We understand that Hillary Clinton prefers pussy - and NOT the kind that walks on four legs.

Discuss!

Green Is Good's picture

On the upside, Socks was "The First Cat". When you have cats, you KNOW who's running that house!

My kitteh beetch is on my bed, stealing my blankie snuggles.

kred's picture

poor, poor kitty :(

Awwww....Socks was a pretty cat. Our oldest kitty is 18 and he's doing pretty well, but slowing down a bit and getting senile...the day he dies I am going to go to pieces.

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@fanfunkintastic, sorry about your kitty. I was reading this thread yesterday and crying over my big black cat Moochie.

Yesterday, A fantastic Dlister recommended "Cat Heaven" by Cynthia Rylant.

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aw my kitty died last week too. we don't know how old she was, as she actually outlived her TWO previous owners! sad :(

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How much better the world would be if only the Clintons - all three of them - could also be 'put to sleep'!

ant's picture

oh no another post hijacked by animals made famous by the soup!

KT's picture

i did just watch the soup awards and saw stains! i went "OMG MICHAEL K WILL DIE!" stains is so adorable!

and RIP socks :( i just lost my cat over a year ago and i still think of him everyday.

in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3

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Submitted by barelybeagle on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:20pm.
Okay, this is off-topic, but did anybody just watch The Soup Awards? They had STAINS on at the end!!! He finally got his cupcakes! Actually I think they were cookies, but still... !

I know...how great was that?!? After all the shitty news of late, seeing Stains finally get to scarf down his very own baked goods was like having at least a small corner of my sullied soul cleansed with by a drop or two of holy water...

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You had a nice life Socks.....RIP....

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Aw, poor guy. He was the best White House pet, IMO.

RIP Socks.

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:45pm.

Submitted by barelybeagle on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:20pm.

Okay, this is off-topic, but did anybody just watch The Soup Awards? They had STAINS on at the end!!! He finally got his cupcakes!

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Bugger! It's not on youtube yet.

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Submitted by barelybeagle on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:20pm.

Okay, this is off-topic, but did anybody just watch The Soup Awards? They had STAINS on at the end!!! He finally got his cupcakes!

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Bugger! It's not on youtube yet.

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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S

RIP Socks,
tell Tinkerbell(1978-1999) hi for me. She will be the cat playing peekaboo...

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Okay, this is off-topic, but did anybody just watch The Soup Awards? They had STAINS on at the end!!! He finally got his cupcakes! Actually I think they were cookies, but still... !

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God bless all the kittehs! Socks was such a cutie; he's happy in Kitteh Heaven now. :)

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So I'm home now and the bf is resting soundly on the couch, and I'm so glad there are people still in here talkin about da kitties. Awwww.

@Angelica --
Man, what is it with cats dying last November? I think at least 3 of us here lost kitties in November :( And Shaniquanaynay, yours died last year too. I so sorry.

@DEB-- "talking" with cats is a uniquely amusing experience indeed!

@Miss Thang-- I'm so glad you got to make friends with a cat person. I had TERRIBLE experiences with dogs as a child (when I was like 5, our neighbor's dog - a big ol rottweiler - bit me SQUARE ON THE ASS! I mean, that boy chomped down! But that was only one of my experiences...) BUT I got to meet and make friends with many dogs later in life. Still not a dog person but I am open to their goodness and I'm not afraid anymore.

@Jiggywiddit--
My favorite thing about black cats is the way they can transform into JUST A PAIR OF EYES. It always reminds me of the dust bunnies in Totoro.

@Jesuscrispies-- I just really love your name. It makes me giggle :)

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RIP Socks

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RIP Socks.:(

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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 9:37pm.

Cats have fickle loyalties. They'll get cozy with whoever's got the tuna dish, so to speak.
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So, you've obviously met my ex.

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Wow, I didn't know a cat could live that long!!!

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Awww, I love all the kitty stories.

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Awwwww, poor wee socks. He was a good cat. So glad Betty Currie took him in when the Clintons gave him the bum's rush. Sleep soundly, Socks.

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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 9:08pm.
With how much Bill Clinton likes pussy, I'm surprised that Socks got sent away to live with the help.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 6:30pm.
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Awww, poor puss. I wish he could have lived long enough to write a tell-all book.

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Would it be called "I was the pussy that got in between Bill and Hill" or "I was Bill Clinton's favorite pussy"
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you guys are KILLING ME!!!!! GOD... ur, I mean DOG!!, I love this place... thanks for turning an otherwise sad moment a bit more humorous - in the name of SOCKS!

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 9:15pm.

Yeppers. Fla. I loved spoiling that kitty :)

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Alright cat lovers. I'm gonna get ready for Battlestar Galactica.

See you all on Oscar night!!!

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Cats have fickle loyalties. They'll get cozy with whoever's got the tuna dish, so to speak. I've lost a few cats in the past to friends or neighbors who just sorta wooed them away. One neighbor did it with cut sirloin--damn cat blew up.

Shaniquanaynay's picture

Just an observation, but I think Socks is a boy and Bill didn't swing that way!!

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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 9:14pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 6:30pm.
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Would it be called "I was the pussy that got in between Bill and Hill" or "I was Bill Clinton's favorite pussy"
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I think the working title should be, "Diary of a Pussy: I Did Not Have Sex With That Feline". :)

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@Team Valtrex , hahahaha!

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Are they sure he's not in the dryer? I lose Socks in there all the time.

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Somehow, I would be less sad if it was Bill or Hill that had died. I have a soft spot for animals, and they don't deserve to suffer, since all they do is love unconditionally. Humans, on the other hand.....
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Green Is Good's picture

Miss Thang, lizards and a mango tree? Is that FLA? That's a happy cat! Lots of prey to stalk!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 6:30pm.

Awww, poor puss. I wish he could have lived long enough to write a tell-all book.

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Would it be called "I was the pussy that got in between Bill and Hill" or "I was Bill Clinton's favorite pussy"
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?

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in memory of socks, let me share with you dlisters some princess zac pr0n

http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=GWjuL_C826_

definitely NSFW!

grab some box wine, ritz crackers and cheez whiz, and enjoy! whip out your tube socks in memory of socks.

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I've always hated cats. I got bit and scratched by one pretty bad at a friends house in middle school. My opinion changed when I found a stray kitten under my car one weeked afternoon last summer. It is itty bitty and kept meowing. I just couldn't let it stay there :( Needless to say, I took it to a vet and got it fixed up and took care of her for some months before I had to give her to a longtime catlover friend of mine. I couldn't keep her in the house I'm living at now. It sucked letting go of her. She was my lil buddy and I looooved hearing her meow when it was her mealtime, then scoffing down the food. I loved her pretty eyes and how she would always follow me underfoot. I loved watching her in the backyard stalking lizards and pouncing around. Sometimes she would sleeping high up in the mango tree in our yard, too. So, yeah I'm kind of a cat person now. Thank God I found someone to take good care of her and I can still see her whenever I want.

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With how much Bill Clinton likes pussy, I'm surprised that Socks got sent away to live with the help.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?

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I hate it when good old furry friends die. RIP Socks... get better Ms. Currie and know your furkid is in a better place now (with Jethro,,,Becker,,,Graykittay,,,daPuff,,,etc.) and my heart goes out to you and your family - oh yea, and the Clinton fam too.

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@Angelica, that was the most heartbreaking thing about our cat Moochie. It was Mr. GIG's first real pet. Moochie loved Mr. GIG. He was daddy's little boy.

Oh, man! Gotta cheer this shit up!