Work That Pole, Joel!
My shit is busted ass hungover today and this video is probably what the inside of my head looks like right now. It's of a hot piece trying to bust sexy pole dancing moves in his scary basement room while wearing shorty shorts, a sleeveless t-shirt and serial killer glasses.
Something tells me this is not the scariest thing those basement walls have seen.
Daddy Joel practices down below and then uploads this shit on YouTube for all of us to cream our panties too. Joel is seriously ready to take his shit on the road. The whores of Rock of Love Bus wish they had these natural skills.
Unfortunately, the sexy times gets cut short because Joel's wife calls him up for dinner. Ironically, they had honey and biscuits. Honey and biscuits is also what he's giving us on that pole.
And if you can't get enough of Pole Joel, check out the comments in this video. I laugh, I cried, I jizzed.
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OMG!!! I love Joel! This is so funny because I pole dance (sort of,not really well but I own a pole...AND had a youtube ha ha) This guy is EVERYWHERE! He comments on all the girls pages. He seems to really take this seriously. It is great exercise. Guys in China are CRAZY! You wanna talk about nut busting?? Watch this guy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVO3UCN9FU
Thanks for your AWESOME page. Dlisted is my absolute FAVORITE. I heart you! xoxoC
or this girl...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpu28rpgCxg&feature=channel_page
LOL is this the funniest blog on the web hahahaa! Loved this post.
I'd stick a 20 in his shorts...you go boy!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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The dismembered voice is Kelly Clarkson's.
She is actually the latest version of the terminator. He mission is to travel through time and hunt out the last of the pole-dancers. In Kelly's time, pole dancing is a crime, and she is the law.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Are you sure that's his wife & not his mom?! I couldn't agree more with lauracarrie... He is totally Tobias Funke, and yes... He does have Analrapist business cards somewhere!
Did you hear the music? It's no wonder he can't get into it.
Haha. Strippers have more upper body strength than that man!
This is Tobias Fünke. Maybe he is the world's second analyst+therapist with appropriately dangerous business cards.
Sometimes he does dance to really really sexy pole music that would TOTALLY be appropriate for a strip club: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xtW9vU-KFM&feature=related
Okay, I lied. Lying is more fun.
Why did I finally click? Why?!!
I really don't know what to say about this. He definitely has "serial killer" glasses, tho.
I honestly have no clue why a middle-aged man would want to learn pole dancing. It would kill me with embarassment if he was my husband, boyfriend, dad, uncle, cousin... you get my point. I would sort of understand if he was you know, a handsome chippendale because those dudes are related to embarrassing dancing moves and such, but this dude is far from looking like one. He's old, bald, ugly and has the sexy dancing moves of a bag of hammers. What amuses me more is the fact that he has more than 4 stars on the few videos of him that I dared to watch, not to mention loads of nice comments. I expected shitloads of mocking or immature "that's gay" comments.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I don't know about Joel but I'm not interested in slamming my nutsack against a pole.
Could never figure out how fireman slide down that thing.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
"Our grandfathers invaded Normandy...they are rolling in their graves. Just put a pussy on the star n stripes and call it a day."
BEST COMMENT EVER!
I want to say this next time i want to call someone a pussy: "our grandfathers invaded normandy.. they are rolling in their graves."
love it!
i might dig this a bit more if he had done a full upside down spin on the pole...the booty shorts ain't helping the situation...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Submitted by Keane on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 5:17pm.
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Haha one of my friends sees Linda Robson all the time in Chapel Market and she looks good, apparently.
As for the rest, cheers. Will have a proper read of it tomorrow but googling Angelina Jolie and Horse leads to some "interesting" pics!!
Money speaks louder than words though, it seems.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 9:03pm.
hahaha. Joel concerns me, but not cuz he's prolly gay. So much so that I poked around trying to find his town so I could check the sex-offender registry. Maybe he's perfectly harmless--I dunno. But I can say with total confidence I know no other men his age who pole dance.
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He's harmless! That pit he dug in his "secret sound proof room" of the basement in which he lowers bottles of lotion and whatnot via ropes and pulleys is really none of your business...
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Yep, that wife of his is one lucky woman!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 9:03pm.
hahaha. Joel concerns me, but not cuz he's prolly gay. So much so that I poked around trying to find his town so I could check the sex-offender registry. Maybe he's perfectly harmless--I dunno. But I can say with total confidence I know no other men his age who pole dance.
yummm! I could live off of honey and biscuits!! With lots of buttuh. so can joes wife obviously. Shes one lucky skank! yum honey biscuits. I want some now! I think they would soak up liquor rather nicely. and make for a big hard poop in he morning!
Estrogen a-poppin!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 8:55pm.
I'm not convinced Joel is straight, Tigger. Or that you'd ever emerge from his basement
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Pssht...you men and the "all hot dudes are gay" mentality. Next, you'll claim Clay Aiken is gay...What? What? Did I miss something? *searching Claymate message boards*....
And he is NOT a serial killer, he just likes to do creepy things in his basement that is wife and presumably nieghbors don't know about...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 8:55pm.
I'm not convinced Joel is straight, Tigger. Or that you'd ever emerge from his basement.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 7:52pm.
Where does a 50 year old man get Christmas style bootie shorts?
I think his junk gets in the way of a good pole squeeze.
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Oy, I'm in love all ovah again! SHAKE THAT JUNK, JOEL...You know the ladies love it! *searching through purse for a dollah bill*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Drop it like it's hot Joel.
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"What don't you fucking understand"?
-Christian Bale
DAD?!
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
Well a whore has gotta have a home when there's no pole to slide on.
“What I can’t believe is that I actually feel better after washing my clothes with Soap Nuts!” Joe Tucson, AZ
Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 7:52pm.
Where does a 50 year old man get Christmas style bootie shorts?
I think his junk gets in the way of a good pole squeeze.
Where does a 50 year old man get Christmas style bootie shorts?
(skip to end unless u wanna stop in the middle to admire his shirtlessness)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRk2hkB54ug&feature=related
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Sheeps I am going to re-name this type of pole dancing "joel dancing". This vid however is a bit Jeff Dahmer a bit Robert Palmer a bit gay and a bit 80's oldschool because of the music and bootie shaking all rolled up in one.
Does his boss know he does this on his lunch hour? I loved how he accidently knocks the curtain and a hand falls out of his old foot locker. (just kidding he just hits the curtain and keeps on dancing)
SHAKE THAT ASS JOEL!!!!!!!
"Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 6:34pm.
Here's Joel dancing in a business suit. I think he may be brain-damaged. He's posted 62 vids on YT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-TS6a2tr8A&e"
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
"Andreaturtle: It puts the nut-cutters on and then it dances on the pole."
And then I peed on myself just a little.
Jesus, that dismount is as graceful as a dizzy elephant. I wonder if he makes his victims watch his mad skillz beforehand...
Here's Joel dancing in a business suit. I think he may be brain-damaged. He's posted 62 vids on YT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-TS6a2tr8A&e
OMG, When I signed on I thought hey that's Joel! I know Joel he is a fellow Poler and he is progressing tremendously on his tricks, which by the way are extremely hard! So people have respect for what he does its tremendously difficult!!!!!
Funny video, but as always, funnier commentary. "Serial killer glasses", hell yes!
While I find it uncomfortable to watch, and those are DEF some Chester Child Molester glasses, but, good on him for trying...Odd as it may be.
Submitted by hoozer on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 5:55pm.
So now I can't be a stripper or a firefighter. Bummer.
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You'll always be a whore to us!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
My neighbor has a pole in the garage. You know the kind that hold up the house. lol. I was there today and tried to hold on to it. I can't even hold on to a pole. I slid down on my ass and hurt myself. So now I can't be a stripper or a firefighter. Bummer.
“What I can’t believe is that I actually feel better after washing my clothes with Soap Nuts!” Joe Tucson, AZ
SERIAL KILLER GLASSES. BEST.COMMENT.EVER.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 5:20pm.
*falling victim to sudden onset of paranoia*
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you ARE my cat! Next you're going to lunge at me, bite me, then run off in a frenzy when all I did was rub your belly that YOU showed me!!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
MK, I hope you feel better! Take a sick day until the Oscars honey, nobody will mind!
*runs and hides from the other whores*
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 4:16pm.
The english language IS your toolbox.
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*falling victim to sudden onset of paranoia*
You do recall don't you that I defended you from the poster under the Riri thread who accused you of being a vexed faggot hater. Right?
If your tittays were in a twist at me, I'd weep bitter tears.
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
carefreea - ha ha! No she was actually way worse poor love! I couldn't quite believe it was her she's let herself go that much. She had no make-up on, she's really aged and she just looked like death really. You wouldn't have noticed her in a million years if you didn't have razor-sharp celeb-finding eyes like mine!!
But yeah the Angelina stuff is rather gob-smacking but it all really adds up. Kate was talkng about an interview she did when she was with BBT and how she was just rambling from one thing to the next like a crazy person. And if you're willing to have photos taken of you having your tit licked by a horse and snogging your brother and published arounfd the world, chances are what you get up to in private could be along those lines. And both BBT and her dad said she has mental issues or "batshit crazy" as the first one put it. And there's the thing about the director of Girl Interrupted choosing an actress who was most like the character. And people do say that that's exactly what she's like in real life. And she admits herself to the heroin use, the knife play, the buying knives for her kids. It all just adds up really. My conclusion is that she has no boundaries sexually and that the chances are that she was abused as a child and I'm beginning to feel quite sorry for her. You know what they say about abused children going on to abuse...
All I can say is that she must have very powerful people to have kept it all under wraps for such a long time. Or in fact what has happened is that she is so famous that she has enough power to control the press - i.e. print something bad and you'll never get an interview with the world's most famous couple. I imagine it hasn't been that difficult up until now. But like what happened when Paul McCartney and Heather Mills split up, when her and Brad officially split I think it will be open season on negative stories the press have had stored up for years. The stories about Mills working as a hooker had been known about by the press for years, but the power of McCartney managed to keep them quiet. Once he didn't throw his weight around any more, the press had a field day. Wait and see what happens.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 5:03pm.
He's got a nice physique. But he should embrace the bald. Shave the head.
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Agreed. I still don't want him but it would be an improvement, fersure.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Dude.... just wow. Wow. Hero pts. for this guy for at least trying.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 4:45pm.
PS@GIG: He does have nice arms AND legs, that's true. It's the rest of him I'm not so into...lol
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He's got a nice physique. But he should embrace the bald. Shave the head.
The FBI will be bringing in the cadaver-sniffing dogs to check this guy's back yard for human remains.
Please say Joel doesn't have a 9-5 and is independently wealthy. I can see this making it the CEO's office at his job. Just saying.
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Dick happens! - MK
i'd hit it IF he left the glasses on and borrowed some shoes from the empress of lucite.
www.myfavoritethingsandhowyouruinedthem.blogspot.com
@TITS: Yeah, I remember that about the West. It's one of the things I miss - along with my big mountain hug every day. But I loved that - how every day was the same for SO long...you could get into a groove. Here the weather changes every coupla hours - so annoying!
Then again - it doesn't rain for months on end causing me to contemplate self-harm...here I just wanna hurt other people;p
PS@GIG: He does have nice arms AND legs, that's true. It's the rest of him I'm not so into...lol
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
I'd hit it - if he took the glasses off.
He should've been Hot Slut of the Day.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 4:34pm.
I remember that!
Indian summers where the same way. They always happened when you were back at school and couldn't stay outside.
We don't get any of those ups and downs out here. Just one bland weather day after another. Interspersed with rain of various thickness.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
He's got really nice legs. Must be all the pole dancing.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 4:16pm.
Angel - spring should be by in about 6.5 hours
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This is gonna be part of the problem. Spring paid us a ten day visit and just left two days ago. Poo! I hate it when Spring does that!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock