Saturday, February 21st 2009
This Bitch...
What the fuck does Jennifer Love Hewitt have against Audrey Hepburn? What I ask?! JLove already did Audrey wrong by making that soul-killing unintentional TV comedy The Audrey Hepburn Story. And now the ho pulls this fuckery?! Bitch actually had the audacity to dress up as Holly Golightly and reenact the opening scene of Breakfast at Tiffany's in Beverly Hills this morning. JLove is more like Holly Gothefuckawayalready.
JLove's delusional ass said she did it to celebrate her 30th birthday. Yeah, I don't get this shit either. Did this fucktard not get any lollipops or hugs as a child? This shit is not cute.
Audrey should float down from heaven and slap this twat in the mouth. Enough is enough!
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So she dresses herself up as Audrey Hepburn, calls the paparazzi to alert them to upcoming photo op, drives herself over to Tiffany and puts on a show for whatever photographers show up?
Wow, that's pathetic. What's the difference between her and Chicken Cutlets?
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It's called BREAKFAST at Tiffany's. NOT Posing At Tiffany's. Open up your mouth and eat the damn croissant ho.
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she has OCD, as well. but why an obsession with someone who is 100 times more thinner and beautiful than you are?? i guess there are no "whys" when it comes to being obsessed.
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She almost always irritates me but hey, when it's your 30th birthday, you're allowed to act ridiculous.
I stand in front of Tiffany's having breakfast and pretending I'm Audry Hepburn all the time. Doesn't everyone?
What a plank. You can so tell she sees herself as spitting image of Audrey.
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What a travesty. That hair....
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Submitted by putas: "...I wish the next frame would have some Tiffany salesperson shoo her away with a broom."
LOL! Me too!
The lady watching it one of the pics has this "bitch please" look on her face. JLove just went there...ugh...Audrey Hepburn was tiny and classy actually and I fuckin' loved Breakfast At Tiffanys! How dare she! That dress looks cheap and it's not very flattering on her at all!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Hmm, I didn't know Audrey had size D boobs!?! She needs to give it a rest w/ the comparisons...it's just sad and insulting to the memory of a TRUE icon.
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This is the lamest thing I have seen in awhile, and that photo of her driving herself around makes it even worse!
I love that movie because of Cat, played by Orangey. Adorable.
Ugh, she REEKS of desperation. How embarrassing. She should take her cheap ass prom dress and go home.
Was it Halloween this morning?
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audrey hepburn would never be photographed holding a starbucks venti latte. totally gauche.
Jlove, Halloween isn't until October. Mark that shit on your calendar.
I have nothing against JLove. I've never seen her in anything but interviews and probably a horror movie or two and she seems nice enough. But some things are just off-limits. I don't care if HoHan wants to dress up as Marilyn Monroe because, well, I don't exactly respect the memory of Marilyn Monroe that much. But Audrey Hepburn was gorgeous, naturally gorgeous AND a saint in the humanitarian department. As far as I'm concerned, it's practically a sin to try to "be" her (and I'm an atheist).
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Yes! Haha. do not wear elastic that accentuates the fact your ass has been skipping the weights. Sheeps noticed the low quality clothing and I have to agree. Bizarre. I wish the next frame would have some Tiffany salesperson shoo her away with a broom.
I love the hot lady in one of the thumbnails taking it all in. Her expression is priceless.
Ugh..she is nothing like Hepburn..give it a break JLove
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This is completely pathetic. JLove has always tried to pull dumb stunts like this for the paps. She has always struck me as fake, and a little slow.
Someone's got to tell this bitch she looks nothing like Audrey Hepburn.
She might have a size two shoulders, back and waist but the ass has 'Wide Load' stamped on it fer sure!
Actually, I like her and okay I'm a corndog (cornhole, asshole, whatevuh) and find her show appealing.
On hips, lips, tits and potato chips:
Ever notice in weight loss advertisements and celebrity photo shoots (when people have proclaimed to find a wonder diet blah blah blahhhh) they always photog the before pic full frontal and the after pic in a sidish view. That's cuz the fat ass remains.
Duh.
LOL @ Snarkely
He probably dreams of this place in his sleep. And wondering how all his little ho's are holding up.
The whole tableau has the feel of cut-rate promotion, beginning with the discount gown and fake pearls. She even drove herself to the "shoot." The movie scene, of course, was in NY, but Jen dint feel like flying there. The airline prolly asked her to pay for two seats.
I've always loved JLove cause I think she's really sweet but this seems kinda odd. Are you sure this wasn't being filmed for something? Maybe she's gone a bit crazy after her breakup... this happens. I still love Love anyway and have since Kids Inc! :)
heinous. and eating a fatty croissant no less.
nice arms and saddlebags.
You'd think she'd be too busy on ther birthday to do this seemingly on her own?
Anyway I guess if she wanted to ..
she's a pretty girl but she hasn't got the stunning looks of Audrey I'm afraid, and she has bodybuilder arms lol kinda ruins the look.
I love the notion that Michael is probably still sprawled in the bed, hung over from a night of debauchery, instead of up at the butt crack of dawn trying to make himself fabulous for some upcoming fake Oscar party and some desperate publicity.
Even our own chicken cutlets is giving the side-eye and saying this bitch is too much.
ARMS...
"Heartbreakers" ended her acting gig. She played such a hard ass skeeze so well in that movie that ppl actually thought she was like that in reality. There are certain types of nasty characters that women who want to keep working shouldn't play if they play them too well and the character JLH played was spot on. Sigourney Weaver and Anne Bancroft were brilliant btw but that's because their acting talents are on a whole other level than JLH's.
What the hell is this fuckery???
Blashemy I tell you!!!
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I'm still trying to figure out why she pulled this lame stunt. What's the point? To make herself look like a fool? Wish granted.
Well she got our attention, albeit bad attention...
A chubby-chunk, frolicking in the sea.
Pleaze everybody, please look at me.
A crazy-crunk, Wore a tiara with glee
Pleaze averybody, please looke at me
Im A size Two, I am! Honestly!
Please every one look at me
Delusional, costume for all too see
I will show you my twat, or have a baby
Forget about Paris! And Stupid Brittney
Yes Im Delusional freak, Oh YES thats me ME!
Tiara, Tiara...Im a Celebrity!
Im fucked up, Low Rent Golightly
And I needed to show them desperately
Why did they Shame me so Whorerifically!
Beautiful. Fabulouse. Wonderful me!
she's travelled back in time, and brought the dead to our time.
this crazy bitch doesn't know what she's messing with. she'll kill us all with her fuckery.
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Somewhere, all her exes are breathing a sigh of relief. This reaks of such desparation and utter patheticness, it is beyond embarrassing! Poor Audrey, to be admired by such a sorry, dilusional, lard-ass loser ...
Holly GoHeavy...it looks like she's carrying a corndog with that Starbucks from a faraway view. xD
With that said, JLH likes cosplay, lulz.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 10:40pm.
Now THIS deserves my future MIL's infamous condescending "you obviously are not a member of our exclusive cuntry club" sniff & look.
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You should rip her face off.
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Agreed. That face is FUG, and this stunt is pitiful and trifling.
*looks around for Socky*
*covers face*
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Submitted by AttentionWhore on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 4:22am.
Her upper arms are def NOT a size 2.
Word.
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Submitted by moosh on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 1:41am.
She's turning into Phoebe Price.... desperate.
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She wishes she was that classy.
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The Starbucks cup adds just the right touch to the polyester knockoff ensemble. Couldn't she at least wash and comb her hair?
If lovely Audrey weren't dead, I'd advise her to get a restraining order on this freak. Okay JLH, you adore Audrey. Most women do, and a lot of men probably in a I-wish-had-a-GF-like-that way too. But we don't dress up like her and stand in front of Tiffany's so people will take our picture and associate us with her! It's stalkery.
What also bugs me is that JLH is so bloody shallow. She doesn't care about Audrey's best roles like "Nun's Story" or "Wait Until Dark" or "Charade." She only likes the frothy, simple ones with lots of chic outfits and Audrey as a sort of "socialite/princess" figure.
That it a major bitch, please. Who walks to a store, dressed in a costume to receate a scene for themselves?
Geez she already had her damn dream come true when she starred as her in that insufferable movie. We get it you're obsessed, at least try to tone it down in public.
Her upper arms are def NOT a size 2.
That Starbucks cup is really giving that ensemble it's finishing touch, I must say.
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