Saturday, February 21st 2009
This Bitch...
What the fuck does Jennifer Love Hewitt have against Audrey Hepburn? What I ask?! JLove already did Audrey wrong by making that soul-killing unintentional TV comedy The Audrey Hepburn Story. And now the ho pulls this fuckery?! Bitch actually had the audacity to dress up as Holly Golightly and reenact the opening scene of Breakfast at Tiffany's in Beverly Hills this morning. JLove is more like Holly Gothefuckawayalready.
JLove's delusional ass said she did it to celebrate her 30th birthday. Yeah, I don't get this shit either. Did this fucktard not get any lollipops or hugs as a child? This shit is not cute.
Audrey should float down from heaven and slap this twat in the mouth. Enough is enough!
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There is def a type of girl who uses Audrey's Holly as a template. I had a friend who adored this movie. I like the movie, but it was not my idol. My template was more of a Pippi Longstocking meets Han Solo, meets Marlene Dietrich.
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Tiger, I love both Joan and Bette. Two totally different acting styles, yet both were strong, talented, charismatic women.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
...why are her gloves so very tight??...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 9:24pm.
What bulge? Which pic? Do you mean her artery?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
UA, "All About Eve" is one of my all time fav movies. She was awesome in "Jezebel" too...no one holds a candle to her today.
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Don't like his baggy jeans, but I might like what's underneath them...
-Estelle "American Boy"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 8:57pm.
Bette Davis was the fucking best.
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".....I've written a letter to Daddy...."
I've said it before and I'll say it again....Watching her sing that song in "Baby Jane" STILL gives me scary chills and creeps ME out.
*Uncle shudders*
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Damn, why don't she just take her clothes off and get it over with? All that body should not be hidden.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Holly Golightly driving an SUV to Tiffany's with Starbucks and a mussy head. It just hurts me.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 9:24pm.
What's with that weird bulge on the side of her throat? Is that a tumor? Is that what's making this whore act all 'not right in the head'?
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Seriously, that looks really bad.
I've always thought she was mentally ill.
What's with that weird bulge on the side of her throat? Is that a tumor? Is that what's making this whore act all 'not right in the head'?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This is wrong in so many levels.
I wish cat would come back from the dead and scratch the fuck out of her annoying face.
Poor Audrey. Why all the bitches in Hollyweird have this dellusion of being Holly? It drives me crazy. I'm still traumatized after seeing Herpes Hilton pics portraying her. Ugh.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Miss Thang: "Precisely why I love Bette Davis. Bitch broke the mold."
Totally. That's what I'm talking about!
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TEAM JOAN!!!!
but I lurves Bette too...shht...don't tell Joan I said that....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SWAMP SLITHERING MOTHERFUCKING GODAMN FUCKING SIDEWINDERS. THE LAST TIME MY FUCKING LAND WHALE TOLD ME SHE WAS A SIZE 8 AND I REALLY KNEW SHE WAS A MOTHERFUCKING 14 I TIED HER TO THE BACK OF MY GODDAMN 350 HP GTO AND TOOK HER FOR A GODDAMN FUCKING JOG. SHE LOST A LOT OF FUCKING WEIGHT REAL FUCKING GODDAMN QUICK.
What an annoying cunt.
This can only be redeemed if there's a pic fo her falling over in that sad get-up.
"Breakfast at Tiffany's" is one of my favorite movies because I love Audrey Hepburn!! I remember being all of 14 and after seeing that movie I talked exactly like Audrey for weeks!!! My mother thought I had gone completely crazy!! Of course, I had no idea the movie was about a call girl (or even what a "call girl" was) and my mommy didn't either or I would never had been allowed to see it. I just enjoyed seeing people doing what I thought hip people did in New York back then. "Roman Holiday" is my favorite Audrey movie and "Wait Until Dark" was wonderful!! Audrey was a wonderful actress.
Having said that . . . the pictures of this horrible, ugly woman posing as one of the most beloved women in movie history is a travesty and she should be killed before midnight!!! As Mikey said, that TV movie she made was bad enough but these pictures are worse and should not be tolerated. What a stupid looking, ugly woman!! Stop trying to be relevant!! Nobody cares!!
Is that a Starbucks coffee? Glamor FAIL.
What in the world possessed her to go out in that getup? She must want attention in that "girl, you crazy!" sort of way. The gossip rags say her fiance left her because she was an attention ho. Looks like the dude's got his head on straight.
Somewhere, Ms. Hepburn's brow is creased and she's shaking her head in disbelief.
This broad wishes she had 1/100th of Hepburn's style, class and grace (not to mention beauty). Newsflash: dressing up and pretending to be Hepburn doesn't automatically confer any of her attributes to you, Jennifer. It just reinforces how lacking you are in any of them.
johnnysgirl - I did see Wait Until Dark when I was about 8 or 10 yrs old. Totally forgot. Audrey was also good in that because she seemed so frail. My mom's a serious movie buff (who else's favorite actor is Jean Louis Trintignant?) and she's been prodding me to check out Sabrina and Roman Holiday, too. She's a Hepburn fan but is tepid about Breakfast. She doesn't have any favorite actresses in this current bunch of American actresses because none of them have the stuff.
She looks like a cow and she needs to get a grip on reality. She should not have even tried this crap, first her ass and thighs look like a sack of rancid cottage cheese. Slinky black dress is not her friend, it's not even nice to her, it's her enemy.
someone should swoop down and drench that skank in her own hot coffee!
Estrogen a-poppin!
@ Dramaqueen-- No apology necessary - I wasn't in any way offended!
I agree about Hollywood. "Oh my god, your nose is not perfect! RHINOPLASTY!" "Oh my god your singing is not opera-worthy! DUB IT!" On the other hand, I get all riled up when Hollywood uses an American to play a non-american and the actor can't do the accent. I effing hate that.
Performing on stage is so much more fun - it's all about your performance so you don't have to look perfect, have the perfect body, etc. No one's trying to carve you up - it's YOU that's in charge. Love it.
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
Is it just me or is she balding?
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I'm trying to picture how this came to be ... she got out of bed, called the paps, got all dressed up, then DROVE HERSELF to the store. I'd be laughing if this weren't SO pitiful. Wow. ... No, actually, I may still laugh.
Bette Davis was the fucking best.
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Don't like his baggy jeans, but I might like what's underneath them...
-Estelle "American Boy"
johnnysgirl: I apologize. I've never heard Ms. Hepburn sing, so I shouldn't have said that. Again, though, Hollywood asses making stupid decisions. Just like letting the same person sing for both Maria & Anita in WSS. How stupid was that? Rita Moreno lip sync'ed? Coming from a career in dinner theatre (read: musicals), I don't get the logic. Cast the person who can do the role, & if they don't have the chops (or you don't think they do) DON'T FUCKING CAST THEM!
Thank you. Rant over.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
how is it possible for someone to be this annoying??
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Submitted by Miss Thang: "Precisely why I love Bette Davis. Bitch broke the mold."
Totally. That's what I'm talking about!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 8:48pm.
I will never, in this lifetime, be able to watch "My Fair Lady." To replace Julie Andrews, who evokes elegance & grace (& got pretty down & dirty as Cockney Eliza) & SANG HER OWN SONGS, with a Hollywood name who had to have someone sing for her IN A MFing MUSICAL, I'd say Hollywood sold out.
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To speak on Ms. Hepburn's behalf, she can actually sing and wanted to sing her own songs. It was the people making the movie that decided to use another voice.
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
Is this whore drunk or sumpin? She just did this shit randomly cuz her dumb whore ass is turning 30???? I mean, seriously??? Can you be anymore of a pathetic 'SIZE TWO' attention whore, especially after that STINKER of a bio-pic dumb whore made of AH. Audrey Hepburn's wet farts were more worthy of camera time than that pile of cinematic backed up sewage (not that Audrey Hepburn ever wet farted...or farted at all. She just didn't, but if she did is all I'm saying...)
THIS IS SOME 'WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE SHIT' UP IN HERE (Sorry, my inner-Kanye came out. It must have been the reference to wet farting....It won't happen again...I mean, my inner Kayne, not the wet farting... What? What? So I like a little Taco Bell every now and again...Tell me you whores never Taco Bell wet farted before! LIAR MOUTHS!)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
And I'm not finished yet.
I had this friend who was a little crazy and delusional. Good hearted, but just a real attention whore. Anyhoo, she had decided that she looked like JLoveHew. She used to practically beg men in bars to find the resemblance. She did have huge breasts, so there was that, I suppose. Most men would humor her and go along with it, but once in a while a guy would slap her down with a reality check.
Oh, I almost forgot - here's a nice morsel to chew on: J Love co-produced The Audrey Hepburn story. So basically she funded her own sad little fantasy.
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
I will never, in this lifetime, be able to watch "My Fair Lady." To replace Julie Andrews, who evokes elegance & grace (& got pretty down & dirty as Cockney Eliza) & SANG HER OWN SONGS, with a Hollywood name who had to have someone sing for her IN A MFing MUSICAL, I'd say Hollywood sold out.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 8:45pm.
Maybe it was the way actresses were directed, or maybe real-life women really acted that way back then, but all that forced gaiety and slinking around being outrageous grates on my nerves.
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Precisely why I love Bette Davis. Bitch broke the mold.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Oh just sit down, Jennifer. Audrey was arguably over rated, but she was rated. Just sit your size whatever ass down
@ girl_cheese--
I also can't believe you haven't seen any of her other movies! Might I suggest a few:
MY Fair Lady
Roman Holiday
Wait Until Dark
Sabrina
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
PSL: You're not the only one. I hate to say it, but I think while Audrey Hepburn looked elegant beyond compare, I really hated that character and I think the whole performance was very forced.
Maybe it was the way actresses were directed, or maybe real-life women really acted that way back then, but all that forced gaiety and slinking around being outrageous grates on my nerves.
Submitted by TOPANGA: "Ugh, I hate this silly fascination that bitches have with Marilyn M. and Audrey Hepburn. "
AMEN, Topanga. I said AMEN!
At least when LiLo was doing the Ann-Margret thing, she was being kind of original, and it fit her personality.
THis looks sad. What a weirdo.
I'm sorry, but I just can't get over the damn hair!! This is what she was shooting for, but bitch was waaaaaaay off the mark. She wasn't even at the same shooting range!
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews20/a%20Blake%20Edwards%20Breakfa...
Sorry my little Creepies.....
Uncle has a "thing" for a gal wearing a black evening dress, a pearl necklace, a tiara, looooong black gloves AND SUNGLASSES!
I think she looks gorgeous! She definitely gets the "Uncle Ashtray PERVY Award"!!!!
Happy Birthday JLH!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Breakfast at Tiffany's was one of my faves when I was younger. I lean toward the emo side, but I think it was mostly due to Audrey Hepburn and her larger than life elegance. In Breakfast, she took the screen and never let it go. I'm surprised I haven't seen any of her other movies. She was hypnotizing. Breakfast was also a sweet, kind of sappy movie that had a feel of how New York was in the good old days - a great place to live when you're young, not so dirty and not so hard yet. I'm surprised Japan is still speaking to us considering the characterization of Mr. Yunioshi.
Meanwhile, I wish girlfriend would quit on this size 2 bidnis. She's meatier than one of my friends who's a size 4. She's about the size of my friend L. who's a size 6 and my friend K. who's a size 8/10. I'd peg her as an 8.
And the hair - WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING??!! Fail. She's not even coming close to the awesome Miss Hepburn on this one.
*poking head in* I've never seen the movie either. & J Love looks like crap. Did she just wake up, whip on the tiara & the shades, & do her lil b-day photo shoot? 'Cause that's how it looks ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Great tits, fug face.
Maybe it's something for the Oscars she is doing???
Why is she famous again?
Those arent size 2 FARMS (FAT ARMS), bitch!
um, not even close.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 8:10pm.
I seriously don't get all the hoopla over that movie. To someone here who loves it, can you tell me why? I am interested.
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For a lot of people, it's about Audrey, the character she plays, her charm, her style, her hair, her clothes. It's a great story, and the movie is also quite funny, and you just can't beat Henry Mancini's score.
The movie is very different from the book - I like them both but separately.
But I don't expect everyone to like what I like so I don't get all weird when people tell me they aren't into it. Everyone has different tastes.
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK