Sunday, February 22nd 2009
Nicole Richie Is Knocked Up Again
That was fast. Joel Madden wrote on Good Charlotte's website that Sad Clown Baby is going to be a big sister! And this means Nicole Richie is going to get so fucking fat! And by "so fucking fat," I mean more than 75lbs. Lard Ass Richie! Here's what Joel wrote:
What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now.........
Better than an Oscar? Let me see. Oscars are gold-plated and shiny. They don't accidentally (or purposely) go pee times in your face. They don't interrupt your beauty sleep in the middle of the damn night with their moaning. And they don't squirt out poopy pea soup. Yeah, waaaay better.


sad clown baby is a fucking genius name.
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Anonymouse73> Its not about just signing a paper, its making a commitment. I dont get people that say that, its just a piece of paper...well, you wouldnt buy a house without a deed right? Or a car without a title? Sometimes "pieces of paper" are very important. Its ok, Im not on here to convert people like you, I just like the stories about the celebs, so no need to bitch at me some more.
MK, you're jumping to conclusions. He didn't specifically say that Nicole Richie is preggo, just that his kid is going to be a big sister. This means there could be some knocked up groupie in Portland who's going to have to exchange her Good Charlotte tshirts for diapers.
Yeah right. Good Charlotte would have to have fans for that to happen.
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bored as hell> What does getting married have to do w. morals? If it's not hurting anyone, who cares.
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I think all babies are cute, but Harlow does remind me of those Wishnick, or troll dolls.
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Oh goody! Let's have another baby someone else can take care of so we can go out and party! Yippee!
i hate to be mean (oh who am i kidding), but nicole ritchie and joel madden do not make cute babies...
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How about getting married since they are on their 2nd kid now? Oh wait, marriage is more commitment that having a kid right? Be nice to see a celeb get married BEFORE the kids, set a good example of morals for the rest of us, but then again Im probably weird cuz my parents raised me with morals and class.....
Sad Clown Baby is cute and I give it to Nicole for turning things around and leaving WoNkY in the dust.
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I think she should try her luck with another sperm donor. The first kids didn't turn out all that fucking great- looks like a dude and has the ugliest of Nicole's features (fugly nose).
Who gives a fat fucking crap.
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You know, I never found faux fur distasteful until I saw Harlow's little coat. It looks like someone skinned Bambi
I guess they have to stay relevant somehow... (I do think Harlow is cute, though, and I have always liked Nicole for some mysterious reason.)
And how about Joel learns the difference between "your" & "you're" before procreating any other bad spellers?
aww i'm happy for them! nicole has truly turned her life around, and good for her.
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oh damn, ok Harow does look like a troll. hahahaha
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I think all babies are cute, but Harlow does remind me of those Wishnick, or troll dolls.
www.toys.pop-cult.com/troll-dolls.html
I pray God will forgive me for saying that.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 12:29pm.
Paris must be SEETHING with jealousy. No one will knock her flat ass up!
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I think harlow is fucking adorable. I always hate seeing a good party friend go good. Nicole is a good party friend..well not anymore. fucking babies ruin everything.
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Harlow is not cute. She looks like a boy no matter how girlie Nicole dresses her. Whatever just another trashy chick having multiple kids out of wedlock, you can see this at your local Walmart. Maybe now we can stop talking about Nicole, she does nothing remotely noteworthy. Thanks but no thanks.
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That baby is NOT cute. Maybe Nicole is trying to have a cute baby.
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aw. congrats to Nicole, she's really grown up since having Harlow, and she doesn't make me puke in my mouth like Paris.
And I think these two can manage kids better than Pittiful and Holie.
I think Harlow looks like Nicole.
@Tits: What makes you think is faux? I saw an animal with a coat like that just last night rifling through the recycle bin for bottles.
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I'm praying you see that animal again so you can get me its damn coat!
Hmm, two babies and still no fuckin ring??? Classy!
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Damn Nicole lost all that weight for nothing. Which means she'll be looking at a normal weight very soon. She can't even be a proper ano and not get preggers!
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Submitted by cheetahstripes on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:22pm.
I want one of those polka-dot-faux-fur-deer-skin-looking coats!
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What makes you think is faux? I saw an animal with a coat like that just last night rifling through the recycle bin for bottles.
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Sheeps on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:25pm.
You're so spontaneous!
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This brought to mind Octomom. Maybe if she had uterine cancer and had to have her uterus removed... I'm NOT WISHING IT. I'm just using her as an example of this.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:25pm.
You're so spontaneous!
Team Valtrex on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:23pm.
Tigerlilly visited? Dude, that's not mud.
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Sheeps on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:15pm.
Hmmm. I need a little warning. The kitchen floor is covered with muddy paw-prints. No champs anywhere, let alone OJ. No lox. How about Loews at the beach in Santa Monica?
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Lets go. :D
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:23pm.
I wish.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:15pm.
Hmmm. I need a little warning. The kitchen floor is covered with muddy paw-prints
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Tigerlilly visited? Dude, that's not mud.
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I want one of those polka-dot-faux-fur-deer-skin-looking coats!
That kid may look like mini-Joel but I'll take pics of Harlow over that Jolie-Pitt brood any day.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:15pm.
Hmmm. I need a little warning. The kitchen floor is covered with muddy paw-prints. No champs anywhere, let alone OJ. No lox. How about Loews at the beach in Santa Monica?
TITS, you can slap me anytime you want.
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Sheeps! Brunch at Sheeps everyone.
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that is a cute ass baby! i think he looks like joel madden.
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:02pm.
I'm over the moon about this.
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slaps zoomay with wet al dente noodle.
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Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 1:07pm.
I wonder if Lionel Ritchie is going around humming...'once...twice....three times a baby'?
Haha. And I'm sure he'll help out after the baby is born humming "All Night Long".
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:02pm.
I'm over the moon about this.
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Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 1:43pm.
"God has truly blessed my family"
I don't think God blesses people that fornicate. It so wierd how he can blatently have sex without marriage and claim to follow God. What god is he talking about anyway the one that blesses sex b4 marriage??
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I'm over the moon about this.
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I'm just glad she's not "Over the Moon"...(or am i?)