Now This Is A Fucking Acceptance Speech
Mickey Rourke's acceptance speech at yesterday's Independent Spirit Awards was made of gold. The speech sparkled more than his silver bullet toof! This is exactly why he needs to win the Oscar tonight. If this is the kind of shit he delivered at the Spirit Awards, I can't even imagine what fuck word covered gems will fall out of his mouth tonight.
Of course, Mickey dedicated the award to his beloved Loki who might not have been watching form heaven since I don't know if they get IFC in heaven. Mickey also wore a little locket with Loki's precious face on it. The Milo & Otis of our time: Mickey & Loki.
During the rest of his fuck bomb-filled speech, Mickey made a plea to Hollywood to give the amazing Eric Roberts a fucking job. Mickey also thanked the girl he calls "Gap Tooth" and said "Melissa-Marisa Tomei" can climb the pole and did it well. Seriously, this is how a bitch gives an acceptance speech. Every whore in Hollywood from here on out needs to watch this shit so they know how it's done.
Why can't Mickey accept every damn award at the Oscars tonight? Shit, he should host and present every award too. Just change it to The Mickey Rourke Show. I could probably even watch it sober! Okay, probably not. Mickey's speech is below:
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Mickey is the man..I love him!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
That was freakin awesome, loved that speech, I really hope he does more movies, he cant just be stuck like before....People hire Rourke.
I love love love Eric Roberts, best role ever in Pope of Greenwich Village, Star 80 and Runaway Train was good too....I loved him.
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I'd like to climb his pole! Really! Seriously!
Mickey will probably win, he deserves it, however kooky his behavior is
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Eric Roberts was fantastic in the first movie I ever saw him in, Runaway Train. If I remember correctly HolyJolie's papa (Voight) was in the movie in the main role. ER was also pretty damn good in The Dark Knight.
Bloody hell, that was an amazing speech. Made me want to kiss him on his mangled hamburger face.
Sean Penn gave a great speech tonight at the Oscars, but Mickey would have made the whole show worth watching if he had won and had given another speech like this.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
OMG - I'm so behind. What did Eric Roberts do...? He's another creepy guy I really like to watch on film...
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by far the bestest speech i've heard in a very long time...who did eric roberts piss off....julia roberts...apparently she can't stand her own brother and probably fucked some studio bigwig to see that eric doesn't get work...
as for mickey, again, that speech is awesome personified...and it makes me almost forget that he beat his woman too...almost...
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Submitted by cookiepuss on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 7:06pm.
Favorite speech of ALL TIME! Thanks for posting it.
I have one more thing to say: I totally agree with Mickey about Eric Roberts. I loved them both in "The Pope of Greenwich Village" and I've long thought that he's been robbed of a bigger career. He still plugs away, though, and I totally repect that. Mickey told it like it is and maybe someone new will listen. Maybe someone like Aronofsky...
I'm sure Julia has something to do with it. Didn't his career disappear just as hers was getting big? Bitch; leave it up to family to ruin a career.
Best damn speech ever! I hope he makes Whoregelina's head explode. Almost choked me up when he mentioned Loki.
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I believe that Mickey has to be a relative of mine...he has to be....the last time I heard a speech like that was my drunk brother at my wedding giving a toast. Although he meant to acknowledge family members, he winded up insulting them, everyone of them...he couldn't remember my name, and referred to me "that girl, my sister over there". I still laugh at that asshole.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 8:01pm.
do you have any idea how hard it is to put socky on a pole?
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Is that a double entendre?
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at least!
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love it, love it love it!!
As crazy as he is, Mickey Rourke seems very down to earth and not above making fun of himself. I hope he wins the Oscar and tears the joint up with his speech!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:59pm.
do you have any idea how hard it is to put socky on a pole?
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Is that a double entendre?
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
I actually have yet to see the speech. I have to use a different computer.
Anyway - I agree about Eric Roberts!! 2 (?) words - STAR 80
That speech actually made me a fan of his, not seen his film but I want him to win this one! Seriously though that's one of the best speeches at these events ever, made fun of all the crappy thanking to publicists/producer/lawyers/endless names no one knows & yet also actually paid them credit. It was entertaining, genuine & didn't kiss people's arses just because they might employ him one day. Exactly what Hollywood speeches usually aren't. Hope he wins tonight.
Favorite speech of ALL TIME! Thanks for posting it.
I have one more thing to say: I totally agree with Mickey about Eric Roberts. I loved them both in "The Pope of Greenwich Village" and I've long thought that he's been robbed of a bigger career. He still plugs away, though, and I totally repect that. Mickey told it like it is and maybe someone new will listen. Maybe someone like Aronofsky...
That is all.
He always looks drunk.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:39pm.
Loved the video, angel! (it stopped playing for me part way thru, no doubt by dumb 'puter. but what i saw was awesome) i've always liked 'gold digger' heehee
;D
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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 6:07pm.
I apologize to Kanye, but I am officially nominating Mickey as the "voice of our generation".
And let us all hope that Mickey gives a repeat mention of "banging girls in the ass in the bathroom" tonight in his speech, because it will instantly become the Best Oscar Ceremony EVER.
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Preaching to the choir shirley, preaching to the choir!
One of the few occasions when not having a tv sucks ass.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
He rocked it. Hope he wins tonight, I want to see cuntface on sean penn.
I just sat through all 6 minutes of that speech without skipping ahead once. That's the awesomest acceptance speech EVER!...Freakin' priceless..I'm watching the Oscars tonight just for that hot mess Mickey Rourke..too funny.."I don't what it is you do honey." LMAO
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:59pm.
I'm, RIGHT NOW, making the TL vid to go on Youtube - it will ALSO help me point people to megavideo! YAY, US!!!!
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shit running out of time! I'm just now getting to stripper-whore tiger - do you have any idea how hard it is to put socky on a pole?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Mickey Rourkes stock just went way up!
This guy just doesn't give a shit...Love him...and his little doggie pendant.
I think I'm in looooooooove! Please win the Oscar!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"Bangin the girl in the ass in the bathroom... but these guys are on the road and get lonely"
Oh, my heart, my heart - it just essploded. This totally made me cry.
Mickey, I love your wackadoo ass! Congrats!
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Ugh fuck I want to punch Jay Manuel in his stupid silver haired head.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 6:07pm.
I apologize to Kanye, but I am officially nominating Mickey as the "voice of our generation".
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Hell, I'll do that without apologizing! Haha!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:59pm.
In fact - YOU are going to help me!
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It's a fact that people get lonely, ain't nothing new
But a woman like you baby, should never have the blues
Let me help, I've got two for me, let me help
It would sure do me good to do you good
Let me help
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(song stuck in the head of the day)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:55pm
I just investigated Megavideo. Looks cool. Thanks for the tip.
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
I apologize to Kanye, but I am officially nominating Mickey as the "voice of our generation".
And let us all hope that Mickey gives a repeat mention of "banging girls in the ass in the bathroom" tonight in his speech, because it will instantly become the Best Oscar Ceremony EVER.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:39pm.
Angel- Excellent video!
Made me laugh, made me cry, made me proud! : )
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:53pm.
Hey Angel
Nice job. Let me axe you is megavideo easier than youtube?
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No - megavideo also sucks ass, that pop-up, fer instance! It doesn't do anything but nudge you but it's a drag...and it took, maybe, 5 times as long to upload. Also, you can only watch 72 minutes a day for free. I used to watch movies there ALL the time...alas, movies are longer than that:(
BUT the quality is good they aren't as well monitored; they're stationed overseas or some shit so a lot of people hide their uploads there. They won't last forever that way but, for the time being...There's also Tudou for that - everything is in Japanese tho and it's really hard to use straight up - I usually find Tudou vids through tracker sites (not spyware - sites that track uploads and organize them).
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:39pm.
Angel- Excellent video!
Made me laugh, made me cry, made me proud! : )
Ahhaha! Oh my god, if you work with Mickey, you have to PRAY that he doesn't remember you when he is on stage accepting an award. No good can come of it!
I love, love the Loki necklace, but he is insane and although I usually can't stomach award shows I am thinking of watching some tonight and he is the main reason. He is sheer entertainment.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:39pm.
Hey everybody look, look! I've been tryna work this out for days!
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NO! Not too late!
In fact - YOU are going to help me!
I'm, RIGHT NOW, making the TL vid to go on Youtube - it will ALSO help me point people to megavideo! YAY, US!!!!
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Yes, Uncle Ashtray - my beaver's very busy. Too busy for my tastes, thank you very much.
@Poison Candy Apple -
It's the new corporate facism, dude! The Almighty 7 will eventually ban together on this one and stifle them all. On the upside, it's been making me think more about independent music - altho something everyone knows is always fun - but I'm hoping they all shoot themselves in ALL their feet on this one.
I thought I'd run clear with Kanye - but UMG is in on it too, now:(
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:39pm.
Hey everybody look, look! I've been tryna work this out for days!
LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIT!
===Noooooooo - am I too late wif my TL pics? I just uploaded some pics to the flickr a/c...
Hey Angel
Nice job. Let me axe you is megavideo easier than youtube?
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:34pm.
Look at my vid!!!
FINALLY!!!
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LUVS it angel!! :-)
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Y thank u!!!! YAY!!!!
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iangel these are yours?
I'm subbed to you ;)
Anyway, wtf is YT's problem? I hate their third party content bullshit as of late. It's fucking yanking the creativity out of most of us youtubers, fucking bullshit!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:42pm.
I'm definitely going to check them out! I really am impressed! A video "collage" of DListed February......So COOL!
You certainly are a very busy........."beaver".......hehehehehehe.....Sorry, I just had to say that. In that way too!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Please, please let "that little gap-toothed girl" be Evan Rachel "I don't fuck no ugly men like Mickey" Wood. It would be too great if he completely slagged on her.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:34pm.
Did you make that video?????
It's great!!!!!
I'm impressed!
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Y thank u!!!! YAY!!!!
Umm...have you seen the other 20 I put on Youtube? Youtube is a little bitch, by the way:)...but I do luvs my shrine.
http://www.youtube.com/user/littlemissbliss
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 5:34pm.
Did you make that video?????
It's great!!!!!
I'm impressed!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Who the fuck is "the little gapped tooth girl"? Now I gotta look up the cast, damnit.
I hope he wins tonight and does this at the fucking Oscars.
She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar
Hey everybody look, look! I've been tryna work this out for days!
LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIT!
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=9QBV6Q12
(the pop up is harmless)
Sorry. I'm a little um PMSy too:)
Actually - my daughter axed me why people call it "period". I said: It's the period of time every month when everything sucks.
(sorta - but let's not damage my dramatic effect, k?)
ONT: O Mickey, ur so fine!
Ur so fine, u blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock