Wonky Is The Worst
Every year, the Razzie Awards dishonor the biggest shit shows in film and not surprisingly, Parasite Hilton swept that mess along with Mike Myers. Parasite was named Worst Actress for Hottie & the Nottie, Supporting Actress for Repo and Screen Couple (with Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore) for Hottie. Mike Meyers' The Love Guru got Worst Picture, Worst Actor and Worst Screenplay.
Pierce Brosnan's dying bear warble in Mamma Mia! got him Worst Supporting Actor. Unfortunately, none of those whores were on hand to accept their awards. FUN HATERS. Here's the entire list of losers:
Worst Picture: The Love GuruWorst Actor: Mike Myers - The Love Guru
Worst Actress: Wonky - The Hottie and the Nottie
Worst Supporting Actress: Wonky - Repo: The Genetic Opera
Worst Supporting Actor: Pierce Brosnan - Mamma Mia!
Worst Screen Couple: Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore - The Hottie and the Nottie
Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel: (Combined Category for 2008): Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Worst Director: Uwe Boll - 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and Postal
Worst Screenplay: The Love Guru - Written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy
Worst Career Achievement: Uwe Boll
At this point, can we just officially name Parasite as The Worst Piece of Trash Who Ever Lived and stop giving her any kind of awards? We already know she's god fucking awful in the worst kind of way, so that goes without saying. Give a Razzie to a real bitch who deserves that shit. Although, the Razzie trophy will totally go with Wonky's shiny herp dingles.
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Submitted by Candy on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 1:31am.
Uwe Boll loves this kind of recognition. I just don't know why he keeps getting handed money to make willful crap
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I read that he made an acceptance speech, which I loved. He seems to have a sense of humour about it all, but you know he must go home at night and cry into his pillow.
Uwe Boll loves this kind of recognition. I just don't know why he keeps getting handed money to make willful crap
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Yes, that's the ugliest, most worthless person I've ever seen. The real fools are the people that continue to give her money.
Actually, only if Justin Timberlake had also won a Razzie (for Love Guru) would I be happier that I am with Wonky taking three.
What's up with her hairline? Looks like hair plugs.
I can't watch the Oscars :(
I don't even like movies, I just watch awards shows to take the piss out of the celebrities that annoy me.
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Miley Cyrus quote.
"Angelina Jolie is my favorite person in all of history".
Good God.
Oh, I didn't Loki died in Mickey's arms. That's sad.
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Glad to have helped!! Although I do agree, let's just get the fuck on with this fuck fest! But it's all in the contracts!!
Hahahahaha....Again, Miley, that dress, gross...And she got it off the rack!! Hahahaha...And BITCH PLEASE!!! You hope to be there next year?? The Academy makes bad choices, but yeah right!!!
Mileys dress looks like a xmas tree.
Anne hathways dress is nice
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Miley Cyrus looks like some kind of bird.
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
Miley can't even pronounce the name of the designer of her dress.
Shut up the fuck up you little twit
Who invited the wedding cake?! (Miley Cyrus)
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Is that Dominique Wilkens?
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"Tony Romo fucks fat chicks!"-Scott Ferrall
Ewww, why does Zac Efron look like he just stepped out of a bath house and slicked his hairback for the special occassion.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Poor Mickey Rourke!! EVERYONE is commenting on his Loki necklace!! Like, duh, you know what it is!! If anything, just say I see your Loki necklace, we wish he could have been here, or something that doesn't make the interview sound like a damn parrot of the previous reporter and maybe, even a little, human and original...Call me crazy...
Who the fuck is this guy??? He doesn't even recognize RDJ's wife????
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Oh, I am crying over Mickey Rourke saying that Loki died in his arms.
What the hell is Vanessa Hudgens wearing! That mermaid cut skirt, blech.
Yeah, and who really needs to eat if you can walk a red carpet instead. those memories will last a lifetime (until you die of starvation before reaching adulthood.)
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
Submitted by Chicaloca on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 8:26pm.
WOW can somebody slap that faggot Tim gun upside his head. "Most glorious" couple my ass.
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Admittedly, that was a little kiss ass.
Because ABC broadcasts' the show they are allowed the extra 30 minute pre-show...Which is why, if you notice, they are the LAST stop.
Oh, ok, that clears it up....unfortunately that means it will get dragged out for an extra 30 minutes..wahetevr, once Mickey wins and gives another awesome speech, I'm out.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
awwww look, they brought some of their sweat shop kids with them. hey, they didn't get paid but they got a trip to the oscars. back to india in the luggage compartment kids!
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 8:26pm.
wow...skankalina was a total cunt to Tim Fucking GUNN! Who doesn't love him?
nice to see she's not above taking a loaner from claire's...wtf were those earrings?
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MK posted a new "Oscar Blog" post!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
who is this mezzofinook?
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"Tony Romo fucks fat chicks!"-Scott Ferrall
What are we drinking?
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
I'm liking Tim Gunn.
Mikey O is looking dapper in his own little way. So Jolie dissed the Gaycrest. He better have the balls to let her have it tomorrow!!! Even the way RDJ stands oozes sex WOOF.
The Universe Is Indifferent.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 7:45pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 7:44pm.
That said, thank you for changing your avie. ;-)
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
Because ABC broadcasts' the show they are allowed the extra 30 minute pre-show...Which is why, if you notice, they are the LAST stop.
Exactly why do we need a half hour of this before they can officially start? is it so we can become more drunk and hopefully not realize how irrelevant most of these movies are?
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
Damn!
I'm laughing my ass off reading all of these posts.
The "Dlisted Attack Chicks"........for sure!
LOLOLOLOL!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
lol bjork will never live that dress down.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 8:26pm.
wow...skankalina was a total cunt to Tim Fucking GUNN! Who doesn't love him?
nice to see she's not above taking a loaner from claire's...wtf were those earrings?
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Hahahaha!
LMAO grape! You know she's gonna smuggle out one of those kids.
Love Tim, can't hate!
Submitted by hoozer on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 8:24pm.
Goddamn. How many cuntface poses do I have to drink to before this fucking thing even STARTS!!!!
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WOW can somebody slap that faggot Tim gun upside his head. "Most glorious" couple my ass.
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Watching this in Canada. They dropped the broadcast after Gaycrest wrapped. He's got a worldwide package deal. He is Gaycrest, Inc.
wow...skankalina was a total cunt to Tim Fucking GUNN! Who doesn't love him?
nice to see she's not above taking a loaner from claire's...wtf were those earrings?
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I'm confuseded. I thought the Oscars started at 8pm on ABC...why are they still interviewing people?
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
i just lost all my respect for Tim Gunn...falling all over the saint angelina...he should have asked her if she was hiding one of the slumdog kid's under the skirt of her dress
Ugh, I can't wait for the world to get off Brangelina's overrated dick.
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Wow, that was a drive by interview with Tim Gun...What the fuck is Miley wearing???
Goddamn. How many cuntface poses do I have to drink to before this fucking thing even STARTS!!!!
Figures... Brange speak to Tim Gunn.
And good grief... WTF is Miley wearing?!?!?!
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awwww she....sort of ish smiled with tim.