Drunkblogging: The Oscar Mayer Wiener Awards!

Rule of thumb: get out of a relationship with Tommy Girl and you will win an Oscar.

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"Jennifer's uterus is probably burning and she doesn't know why. That's cause Angie's deathsmile is melting that shit away. Angie has been waiting for this moment and Maddox has coached her on it."

I spit my Colt 45 out when i read that. amazing.

You never read a history book in your life, moron. That's ok. You'll get to see it replayed out again for you over the next four years. Highlights...

jacking up taxes to “get exploding deficits under control” v. reducing spending (aside from defense)

taking capital out of the markets via top marginal rates and raising the cap gains tax

bullshit that this is just for the "wealthy" when that Microsoft fukkker got a billion $ tax break

Hoot Smawley type protectionist policies that start trade wars

Have it your way, though, Burger Bitch. Spending money makes money and the moon is made of cheese.

Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 1:17pm.

omfg, the republicans are trying to blame this stinking economic mess on the dems!!!

hahahhaaaaaa!!

those lame motherfuckers!!

8 years of de-regulating, do-nothing republican, 'pro-business' policy sent the economy directly into a tailspin

THE SAME GD THING HAPPENED IN 1929 when another do-nothing, laissez faire republican administration drove the economy into the first Great Depression. read your fukkin history

omfg, the republicans are trying to blame this stinking economic mess on the dems!!!

hahahhaaaaaa!!

those lame motherfuckers!!

8 years of de-regulating, do-nothing republican, 'pro-business' policy sent the economy directly into a tailspin

THE SAME GD THING HAPPENED IN 1929 when another do-nothing, laissez faire republican administration drove the economy into the first Great Depression. read your fukkin history

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Google Gramm-Leach-Bliley, and when you read the Wiki page, you will see that this deregulation was on Clinton's watch. This allowed crappy securities to be sold throughout the world, so we now have the Icelandic disaster spreading throughout Europe.

What else did Clinton do? He made lots of bubbles. Y2K, the dot com, the telecom and housing bubbles. He ramped up the GSEs with the CRA, which he made changes to -- it was not the same as Carter's. The White House repeatedly tried to reign in FNMA FMAC with no success, because Congress took bribes. Any proposed regulation was killed in committee or not brought to vote.

Google "net capital rule." Introduced in 2004, it gave SEC a window on the banks’ increasingly risky investments in mortgage-related securities. Cox, a Republican appointee like Paulson, was not big on supervision. Who should he have been supervising, though? DEMOCRATS taking huge contributions from FNMA FMAC and the big 5 hedge funds and private investment firms, ALL huge Democratic contributors.

Both sides were responsible, but saying Republicans bankrupted this country is absurd. The deficit was $8 trillion when Clinton left office, and most of that was a hangover from LBJ's Great Society. The debt added by Bush including the two wars was $443 billion or 3% GDP, about average. We now have over $10 trillion debt, a trillion from this stimulus.

Obama front-loaded the national debt and will now go on a PR campaign to portray himself as a deficit hawk, because everything about him is PR. His tax cuts for people who don't pay taxes, etc. He is a tax and spend liberal, and fine. It was time for the pendulum to swing after two terms of Bush. But know this.

This bill that just passed will cripple the next generation's ability to go to college and get a good job. They will have to work 18 hours a day 7 days a week and give 80% of their paycheck to the government. I'm dead serious.

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I suggest you do some research, we are in this mess because of Deregulation. Deregulation allows for corruption and the Republican Party has bankrupted this country.

I'm for Freedom too but I have no problems paying taxes and giving back to society. Our infrastructure is crumbling. Our educational system sucks. And we have the worst healthcare in the world. And we suck when it comes to the environment.

And the reason for the recent PEANUT Salmonella outbreak that killed people, was due to REPUBLICANS undercutting food inspection.

I mean you should at least want the food you eat to be safe.

Its time we stop living in the past and learn to accept we are all part of this world and we should try to create a better future for our children and grand children.

I hope I can be a cinderella of someone. My friend recommend me a millionaire dating site **** WealthyRomances com *** where I can meet millionaires. It's really a hot place and just for millionaires or admires.

I lost my power right after Heath won from that damn snow storm!

I missed Angie losing! Was there a bitch face?!?!!?

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What the heck was her stylist thinking?

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Those aren't lips, they're inner tubes for "monster truck" tires.

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:16am.
Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:13am.

hahahaha. Has Brad played a retarded person yet?

Well not yet but going by his recent interviews and general slack jawed-ness my guess is he is getting in character for his big role- 'The Curiously Inglorious Fight Club run by a Man Who Cannot String a Sentence Together, Close His Mouth or Stop Selling Private Pictures of His Girlfriend's Tits' It stars him a a character called Forrest Buttons Gump-Zelig- a man who morphs into every woman he meets and Jennifer Anniston as a woman who wears a combined yellow jump suit and Nazi uniform and kills him in slow motion to the sound of Eurovison song contest winners from the 1970s. Ange plays his anus. Looks like another winner.

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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.

One side of her lip hangs down. Saw it on telly last nite and you can see it in the foto. Also noticed that at the Globes, the duo were facing the camera. Not yesterday. Too scary.

Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:13am.

hahahaha. Has Brad played a retarded person yet?

Your siggy is good.

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:33am.
I bet that's Heath's last Oscar.

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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.

I was channel surfing last night and saw about 2 min of the Oscars when "My LIttle Pony Parker" was on stage...WTF???

What a crapfest the Oscars have turned out if she was performing....

I bet that's Heath's last Oscar.

Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 10:27pm.

Fuck you.

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Heath Ledger - Best Supporting Actor, Bitches!

I went to bed after Heath won (WHOO HOO!), but I was glad to read that Brangelina got shut out, again. Bwahahahahahahaha!

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Heath Ledger - Best Supporting Actor!

FIRST!

Ha! Eat me speedy dust, bishes!

her hair looks like a bunch of combed head-penises

www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting

Nicole Kidman is starting to remind me of Norma Desmond from "Sunset Boulevard".

ANUS LIPS.

All in all, I liked the show. Hugh Jackman's opening number was fun.

I also liked the bit with the 5 previous supporting actors and actresses paying homage to the current nominees. It made the show feel less like a competition. Lots of joie de vivre in the room.

I stayed up and watched the whole thing along with MK's blogging. He types FAST!

Fuck doc, Ive just learned recently Perez had a forum at one time! Imagine the shock.
OT: Lisa is orange! Im sure that has already been pointed out... but Im not reading the 2thousand plus posts to find it.

PS: Mickey was robbed!

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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.

<"Also, something needs to be done about that fat asshole Perez">

Quit going to his web page. I haven't clicked on that in probably a year.
Given the fact he has had TV shows and a fashion line and a book nobody cares about or saw or bought, the only thing that "needs to be done" is to continue to ignore him. If he's stealing from Michael K, the only person he needs visiting his page on a daily basis is Michael K.

Wow. Lisa used to be pretty and now....just the average nipped and tucked middle-aged woman who's afraid of aging. What a shame.

Fucking Penn in Milk. I was hoping that Mickey would get up and give him a beat down and then take the statue from his dead hand and say "this is for you Loki". You can see it in douche bag's eyes that he loved it that MR didnt win. Fuck you Penn you fake ass homophobe.

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 2:29am.

I so pissed I missed all the fun here tonight :(

Also, something needs to be done about that fat asshole Perez, he is copying MK straight up more and more every single day. Not only did he live blog this shit tonight, he is even stealing some of MK's words like fuckity-fuck and is using fuckery every day now.
This shit has to stop.

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I saw a post about Shauna Sands and he described her as "elegant" or "demure" or another word MK uses to describe her. PH is an idiot

Well bollocks. I don't have the channel that showed this in the UK and then my PC would not let me open the live blog here. Was this god's way of telling me to go to bed? (red carpet started at 11pm here) or just sparing me the crushing dullness of the dresses? WTF Ange? Did you decide to lie low as Jen was there and look as if you did't care? You did a good job- blah x meh dress and mould on your ears.

Still well done my fellow Brits and thank all things good that 'THAT'S NOT MAH SON' and old baby shite won zip of any note. Over on JJ they won in a way...hmm...well it's the taking part that counts.

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Lisa Rinna looks like a tattoo.

Good night:)

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Tigerlilly Tribute on YouTube

WHY WASN'T EARTHA KITT & GEORGE CARLIN FEATURED IN THE HONORABLE DEPARTED MONTAGE @ THE OSCARS? AN OUTRAGEOUS SNUB. FUCK THE OSCARS! FUCK 'EM.

BTW, Perez is swagger jacking your style M.K., but I love THIS BLOG. It's hot fiyah. The best out there.

Lisa Rinna use to be so beautiful, but now, she's been brainwashed. She already had lips and great skin.
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I guess that comment was better late than never

You dont need vermouth for martini's...shake the vodka/gin cold or put it over ice... add olives or lemon/lime and drink!! Actually, in my experience (12 years) most people like their martini's super dry (lil vermouth). Ugh...vermouth! Found out dirty style about vermouth when I was 16 and my friend stole a bottle from her granmother's liquor cabinet...three days of puking and headaches later we figured out she stole some crappy dry vermouth that were for her gran's martini's!!!

holy shit. i did karaoke to this shit on the big screen. slumdog millionaire wasn't that good...i don't get it?

man on a wire or whatever that ish was called....fuckin' a. that guy deserves the following awards:

- most balls ever on a human award
- largest testicle sack award
- motherfucking bananas in the brain award
- higher than i've ever been award
- making old people piss their depends in suspense award
- making me lose $5 thinking you're gonna go the way of 'grizzly man' (stupid hobby takes your stupid life) award

i'm glad no one projectile vomited all over the committee this time...like usual.

What a little dink. That's ok - I like that him and Jared keep all the fuckwads busy and outta my face over here:)

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Finally! February Highlights #1!
Tigerlilly Tribute on YouTube

I can't stand Perez Hilton.

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I so pissed I missed all the fun here tonight :(

Also, something needs to be done about that fat asshole Perez, he is copying MK straight up more and more every single day. Not only did he live blog this shit tonight, he is even stealing some of MK's words like fuckity-fuck and is using fuckery every day now.
This shit has to stop.
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@grapedrinkbaby,

Doubt it, like I said, it's pointless arguing with you people. I just responded to the nut who injected their opinion on a funtime oscar thread.

Other than that I'm not interested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Goodnight, John Boy!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
Tigerlilly Tribute on YouTube

'Nite, TV, have a safe trip tomorrow. I'll have to try to refresh you back to Vegas later, though...tomorrow's a work day 'round here, too, plus I've got snow drifts to dig through in the morning before I can go anywhere. Ah, winter...

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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

A martini is vodka or gin and dry vermouth

I usually do 6 parts vodka to one part dry vermouth, shake with ice, poor in a martini glass and plop an olive or two in.

...it dosn't have to be a martini glass

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@bambam: heehee...maybe sometime we can converse over on another site or open post...i'm gonna be my own, on-topic policewoman tonite!!!

TITS, whatever I'll just drink the vodka with a diet Coke.

Bye TV! Goodnight everyone!

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

This is a night for fun not for argument...i realized this in a brief moment of clarity, so i edited my previous post...i'm just happy i got to enjoy the oscars with my nutty dlisted friends

Thanks MK for the invite!

luv u guys!

grape

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 2:01am.

Not as scary as you'd like to think. I believe in the right to bear arms too.

g'nite. y'all be careful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

G'nite, grapedrinkbaby!

TITS, then that dolphin link the other day really pushed the clock forward...I learned to take those warnings seriously. Otherwise I end up dreaming about the awful thing I saw...it's why I can only look at pictures of Amy Winehouse side-eyed.

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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 2:11am.

How do you make a martini. I have a jar of olives and vodka. is that all I need?
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as far as I can tell the glass is what makes it a martini.

a jam jar just makes it breakfast.

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Submitted by hexe on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 2:01am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 1:55am
Keep refreshing until it's next Friday, I really need a drink.

I'll give it a shot for you, but be forewarned--I'm still stuck with dial-up, so this could backfire and we might all end up back a month...
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That's cool, I was on my way to Vegas a month ago!!!

On that note, nite all, tomorrow's a travel day!

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How do you make a martini. I have a jar of olives and vodka. is that all I need?

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

lol TITS

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!