Monday, February 23rd 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sophia Loren - This bitch made my Oscar night. When she put her hand on her hip when presenting Best Actress, my ass cherry grew back and then popped again. Sophia was a mess in a totally hot way. This morning, I looked at pictures of Sophia Loren and fell in love again. The eyebrows, the eyeliner, the lipliner, the hair, the everything! I think Korbel and Andre did her hair and make-up. This is the old clown hooker look done right! Not to mention that the chichis are in check. And her slutty Belle from Beauty and the Beast dress is also doing things to me.
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Submitted by natalie n
sophia loren = what penelope cruz will look like when shes old !!
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Penelope Cruz should be so lucky!! Sophia in her day had more hotness in just the glimmer of one of her cat eyes than Penelope can ever imagine having!
It kills me because she could have looked so much better!! I hate that she is stuck in that same old beauty routine of the ridiculous make up & sticky looking hair. I know she probably wouldnt listen to reason, but she desperately needs a change.
She is a legend. Do not touch her...
She looked great but my teenage daughter had no idea who she was and thought she was a tranny.
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I'm sure the trannies of the world are taking notes of Sophia Loren's outfit and makeup!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I was like now THAT is what a movie fucking star looks like. All the other ladies around her PALED in comparison to the glorious STAR power of her. And then she put her hand on her hip because she's the HOT BITCH. I think Nicole Kidman's botox nearly melted and everyone else looked downright tawdry next to Sophia. I liked that she spoke about Meryl Streep, that was totally apropos even though Winslet took the award.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by julesinSD on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 4:15pm.
There comes a time when even Sophia fucking Loren can't do it anymore. Take off the paint, the wig, the fake tanner, and hang it the fuck up! When she had it, she had it in spades. You're old now. Show some fucking grace and put on some age appropriate clothing!
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so fucking true!
There comes a time when even Sophia fucking Loren can't do it anymore. Take off the paint, the wig, the fake tanner, and hang it the fuck up! When she had it, she had it in spades. You're old now. Show some fucking grace and put on some age appropriate clothing!
Why did she look like an exotic bird to me last night. But now I'm sober, and now she looks like I could have fun sexy times with her!!
The first time I ever saw Sophia was in a movie called "HouseBoat". That woman had a beautiful body then and now!
Sophia is a goddess.
I plan to start practicing her hand-on-hip pose so that I have it perfected by the time I am her age.
Sophia is old school Hollywood. Back when actresses had real talent, were stunning, and never dressed like hookers. Those women and men were classy.
The italian Mae West. Just call her Mame.
OH MY GAWD! The best parts of the Oscars were Sophia(total tranny) calling Meryl-Mary-with her hand on her hip AND the unfortunate Buck toothed nominee. I was really hoping he would win so I could get a closer look.
sophia loren = what penelope cruz will look like when shes old !!
Even not at the top of her game, Ms. Loren still looks better than those young Hollywood sluts. I'm taking to you Wonky McValtrex and Chipmunk Cyrus.
Hey Mike, I know you're queer as a football bat and all, (not that there's anything wrong with that), but if there was an 80 y.o. broad that I'd wanna bang, it would definately be sophia. I mean cum on, anyone who wouldn't wanna motorboat those granny bags, either has a set of their own, or just plain doesn't know what to do with em in the first place. Granted, she's no Aretha, but she's got some pretty awesome old lady titties and I'd lick the rest of her wrinkly gud parts too.
RuPaul should rename his show Trannie's and Tiaras.
Fuck this! Where is the buck toothed Asian man?
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
TexnDoc on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:18am.
Next year they should just get Sophia Loren, Meryl Streep and Shirley McClaine to co-host. Turn it into a 60 minute show with them just "and here's the presentation of the next award" as they sip champagne onstage.
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i'd pay to see that!
In the end, age mugs us all. Even Sophia. But she really could have helped herself by applying less makeup. She does it all herself, you know. She has always been a total control freak.
I heart Sophia but she needed to tone down that make up and the spiders on her eyes and go for something more subtle and dignified. She looks ready for RuPauls Drag Race with so much paint...a bit cartoonish if you ask me. Not the best dress she ever wore and she needs to whiten her teeth PRONTO. Yet even with these set backs she has more elegance than all the young skanks combined. It is a sign of true beauty and glamour when you look great even at your worst. Great commanding presence with that hand on her hip...take that, bitches! I bet she would say "Wassa matta wichu? You gotta problem with me?" LOL
True world-class Hollywood royalty.
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She was orange. Just the face. I was horrified.
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I think I see Roberto Benigni coming out of her cleavage!
I skipped the first oh, 6 hours and came in shortly before she and shirley (and the other dames) took the stage. The dress reminds me of something from an old west saloon and i want to say fire her makeup artist, but didn't she get a mirror before leaving the chair?!? Regardless she still has more RAWR factor than most of the young bitches who *think* they're hot.
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Sophia I hearta Sophia.
but don't ANY presenters rehearse their lines??? maybe it was all too much. BUT they are actors.my my. :)
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i wanted the fang-toothed japanese guy to be hot slut...he stole the night for me
@Snowpiece:
It's cool that I'm not the only one. It reminds me of when I was a kid and my parents would bring home chicken and I would sit there and "watch the food, you kow make sure it doesn't go anywhere, yeah" while they were setting the table but in reality I was sitting there peeling all the skin off while they weren't looking. Then they would all be stuck with skinless chicken and I would laugh.
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
you know at first glance I thought those sleeves were her wrinkly arm skin.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
I love, love, love Sophia...she is my idol. That being said, she wasn't on her game last night. The wig and makeup definitely looked "off" and she was unsure of her words.
I nearly fainted when she put her hand on her hip...fierce! Loved it!
cathylydll> I heard there's a site called getbentyouannoyinggit.com! You should try it!
Wasn't Sophia Loren still really hot like 5 years ago??? I remember her looking AMAZING, but last night was seriously depressing seeing her like that. Holy shit.
I didn't watch the Oscars because I knew it would be a hot mess.
And it sounds like it didn't disappoint in that area.
By the way, LOVE Sophia. That's an old Hollywood glamour gal right there. These little twits out there these days should take note. That's crazy Hollywood aging right there, and it's fabulous all the way!
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
I love Sophia to death, but last night she was kind of a mess. Her wig and make-up looked ridiculous, and she slurred some.
I wanted asian vampire for hwat slut! : (
Penelope Cruz in 35 years!
Those sleeves and shoulder puffs have got to go.
Crap, I'm going to have nightmares tonight. From far away, it's not so bad....zoom in and I'm askeered.
i KNEW shed make it here!
"Meydle Sdeep"
Darling Sophia. You are still hot, and you came with your hot hot hot son! Top Goddess of the World, that's you!
Is everyone under some sort of obligation to always say this broad looks incredible and fierce. I'm sorry that b**** looks scary as hell!!!
She frightens the hell out of me. I am always waiting for the wig to slip off. Speaking of wigs - did anyone see Alicia Key's hot mess of a wig? She looked like Mortica Adams.
Bravo
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The war isn't working.
Now that is one HOT SLUT
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The war isn't working.
even with minimal pose and facial expression she managed to look fierce. if only she ditched the dress and the make-up, then she'd look fierce-r.
TEAM LOREN!
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Submitted by Bunny_Ann on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:26am.
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ITA...did a double-take too and then realized it was her sleeves and not her skin.
And as much as I like this lady, whoever did her makeup needs a lesson in how to apply it on older ladies.
That said, the lady was, is, and always will be a Hot Slut.
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Michael K, you are just too funny. And Sofia is divine, a goddess. She's 74 and still working it. Go Sofia!