Where In The Universe Is Jesus?
Madonna was without child at last night's Vanity Fair Oscar party. It was rumored that Vadge would use the party as her official coming out with Jesus. That didn't happen. Vadge came solo.
Maybe they were canoodling earlier and Jesus forgot the safe word, so he blacked out. Seriously, if Vadge hugged me, I think every bone in my body would quit that bitch. That roid-sponsored bicep could poke a damn head off. Dudes have to wrap their dicks in armor when she gives them a handjob.
I think that when Jesus blacked out, Vadge took some skin from his baby ass and pasted it over her face. The old hag's mug looks as smooth as Baby Jesus' nalgas. And for the sake of humanity and working eyeballs, I hope she stayed away from floor lights in that dress.
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See? She does comb her hair!
She looks amazing here!
I really admire her. The woman works hard, and the hardwork pays off
I think she looks better than she has been looking...the cheekbone implants are still too much though...her skin looks a lot better here though, I wonder what she had done...I like her with this softer looser looking hairstyle... Her muscles are completely unattractive & distracting though, being toned is fantastic, but when you are a woman & look like a dude from behind its time to soften up.
True or not, this made me giggle:
The Sun reports that at an Oscar party, Madonna congratulated ex-husband Sean Penn on his win. Penn reportedly gestured at Jesus Luz and said: "Thanks. Another kid already?"
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
she should use some visine. Her eyes are always blood shot. Looks like she just woke up. What a HAG!
Gosh, I think she does look scary overall, but this is the least scary that I've seen her look. Less pale or something.
This bitch is way hotter than Jolie and Aniston.
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Damn, she looks good here. I love the hair.
The look on that security guys face in the background is priceless!! He looks absolutely flabbergasted! LMAO!
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Love the face Madge. Tee Hee
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I want to say she looks good and if she hadn't have fucked with her face so much I wouldn't be lying.
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Madonna probably put him in a headlock and he blacked out. Lourdes has him tied up somewhere feeding him Brazil Nuts.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
im so sick of this frrreaks mug!
I get the feeling Jesus is just another publicity stunt. He looks like he bats for the home team.
I find myself agreeing with the idea of a Sean Penn/Madonna hookup. His whole treatment of Robin was freaky appalling, and Madonna always said he was her soulmate.
Hmmmm. They kind of deserve each other.
Some possible reasons why Jesus bailed:
1)He couldn't get someone to do his paper route for him.
2) The VF party didn't have a childrens menu or a high chair so he backed out.
3) His family ambushed as he was getting dressed and smuggled him back to Sao Paulo for deprogramming
4)He decided he'd rather spend the night with a man...rather than somebody who just resembles one
5)He tucked and rolled out of the limo in a desperate bid for freedom after glimpsing her true body-snatcher aura in the low light.
These Hollywood white women kill me. If your 50 and last week you had 10 wrinkles and this week you have none that's obviously not natural. If you were black maybe but come on. Just let your aging happen Madonna. I don't get your fans appeal then and now. You suck.
damn she looks great..
She looks like one nasty, frustrated bitch!
Her cheek (implants)look like hard-boiled eggs
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She looks good. I don't know why anyone is talking about her arms. That's the look now. Most women have muscular builds. Don't be scared that she can kick your ass.
Sean Penn texted her the moment he made out with James Franco on the set of MILK. Then he was seperated from his wife, and they had dinner together, and she went to a screening of the film.
Madonna and Sean will be back together before you know it.
Who made that dress? It's beautiful, playful, and super chic. Vadge, though, looks goofy with that necklace, used tampon string bracelet, bed hair, roid grimace, and Popeye arms.
Seeing her face in that Britney documentary was just disturbing. She is just like Priscilla Presley in her creepy face way.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Why is she flexing in every picture?
why am i reminded of priscilla presley looking at her?
She looks totally pissed and stressed out in the hand on head pics. Looks like she is going to punch someone. She's had even MORE work done or maybe just a bucket-load of botox. The skin around her eyes looks less wrinkly/baggy. And did she have a chin implant when they inserted the cheek implants? Her chin was never that square.
I think the police should start looking for Jesus. I think the Queen Of Darkness killed him and drank his blood. I bet she has the corpses of young men buried beneath her house.
Snideychick sez:
When will Madonna learn that she chose a career as a popstar, a career based on obsolescence?
Also, she looks like a mash-up of Sharon Stone and Cameron Diaz. Sad that she paid money to look like that.
This would be the least scary looking of her..but still scary to say the least..I think I contradicted myself.
The staff had Jesus' shit in boxes in the "geh-rahj" when he dragged his ass in.
Bitch looks like she's about to breakdown. Her hair isnt done...she won't stop messin' with it...she looks upset. I guarantee something went down with Jesus.
She's so manly. GROSS!
Was Sean Penn there? It would be very interesting if he was at his ex's party
dear madonna,
you are gross.
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Which diva threw a massive hissy-fit when she found her bloke chatting up a blonde waitress at a pre-Oscars party? She had her driver take him home immediately, while she carried on partying.
You get 2 guesses.
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Guess Jesus Boy Toy couldn't go because of his curfew...he can't stay out past 9pm.
she probably traded him for some growth hormone (which she should stop taking...soon...before her arms get creepier)...or maybe she dropped him in a dumpster, where he originally belongs...
Ugh, when will she retire already?
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I'll bet she wearing "Youth DEW", by Estee Lauder.
This scary, youth chasing bitch needs help. You're old; suck it up! Bitches these days really need to take a page, no, a *chapter* from Lena Horne on how to age gracefully- she's over 90, still looks better than Madonna and never had to stoop to teeny bopper fucking to stay relevant.
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Looks like she had a phototherapy/Levulan treatment done. She can do all the treatments in the world, but she's still got 'old lady eyeballs'.
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face is starting to look like Donna Mills from Knots Landing
she doesn't even look like herself anymore....sad
Madonna should have faded into obscurity in 1990.
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How the mighty have fallen. Vadge used to be so cutting-edge, she didn't give a shit about anyone or anything. Now she is a sad, old cunt who looks absolutely ridiculous with the face lifts, caked-on make-up, cheek implants, etc. Imagine what she's gonna look like in 5-10 years! Sleestack alert! I can't wait!
"MailOnline caught her leaving after having skin treatment done yesterday.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1152686/Turning-time-Is-Mad..."
Ack! I just ate!
She looks like sharon stone. I think that She would look so much better with a dress that covered her shoulders and arms.
And yes, those cheek implants look awful.
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I think her face looks quite good here.
It's the arms that are hideous. Can't she just stand and pose like anyone else, instead of looking like she's in a body building competition?
And I agree with the Crotch Tour. I have never seen anyone more obsessed with their own crotch than Madonna. Every tour pic is a crotch shot. Even Michael Jackson is saying "enough crotch".
I guess the only thing she has left to show off is her muscles...is that why she is flexing in most pictures?...tranny alert!
Love the bracelet but the necklacle seems to have been dug up from her Like A Virgin days rosary bin.
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