Monday, February 23rd 2009
Sporty Spice Had A Baby
Sporty Spice (aka Dyke Spice) let out one of those baby creatures yesterday in London. THE BABY EPIDEMIC IS NOT SLOWING DOWN! You might be laughing now, but you won't be when you're drowning in a river of baby ass vomit. Trust this.
Anyway, this is Sporty's first kid. The daddy is her jizz lender of six years Thomas Starr. Sporty announced the news on her website:
Melanie C gave birth to a beautiful little girl at 4:10 pm on Sunday 22nd February. The baby weighed 8lb 3oz. Both Mum and baby, named Scarlet Starr, are doing fine.
Scarlet Starr sounds like a character in a Jackie Collins book. Or the name of a top shelf stripper who is always covered in body glitter and smells like Pantene. Hey, at least I said top shelf stripper!
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Submitted by redgirl101 on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:49pm.
Ok Melanie! Sorry to have thought you were a dyke.
It's pathetic how you have the time to troll gossip sites when you are a new mother. Take care of your little dyke, er.. I mean tyke. Don't worry what is said about you!
Some of you are pretty pathetic.... BTW... Scarlet with one 't' not too... and Starr (the last name) will make any name sound like a stripper name: Sarah Starr, Emily Starr... like get realistic. And as for the dyke thing, any woman with short hair and tattoo's is branded as a lez. But to you all, there always has to be a gay one in a band right? I think its an amazing name... why dont you all go bash Geri Halliwell for naming her daughter Bluebell Madonna? Or Julia Roberts? You all wish Melanie was a lez since half of you are lezies. So why dont you all back off a little and give the lady some respect. She is obviously not a dyke if she has been in a relationship with the same man for over 6 years....
She's not gay, just athletic.
Congrats to Mel C, but that name is terrible. Not as bad as Bronx Mowgli, but bad enough to consider changing it!
Yeah, she was always so dyke-ish & now she is so pretty & feminine...Baby Spice has a baby too.
do all the spice girls have babies now?? what happened to baby spice?
She's straight, and she is the best preserved Spice Girl.
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I always thought she was gay...surprise to me.
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i have to admit sporty is looking so nice and pretty here BUT scarlett starr sounds like some kind of whore outlaw from the 1800s mid west
Who put that pumpkin underneath her dress?!
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Scarlet is a beautiful name and I always liked Sporty gayelle, I dont think she was ever a gayelle they just ran out of looks....I secretly will name my next female animal Scarlet.
I thought Sporty was a gayelle? whatever - congrats and the name isn't that bad when you consider Buster, Apple, Rumer, Pilot Inspektor, Bronx, Moxie Crimefighter......
Scarlet Starr sounds like a porn actress who specializes in anal. Congrats to the family though!
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
She's been with her boyfriend seven years or something. Bisexuality, people! It's more common than you think.
I thought it was well known that this chick batted for the other team? A british girl I used to keep in touch with for a long time grew up in her neck of the woods and she was known to be a lez.
Oh well good for her anyways. I always liked Mel C and thought she was the nicest and most down to earth Spice.
She's carrying pretty high, eh?
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Melanie & Scarlet are both names from Gone with the Wind. Scarlett Johansson's mother's name is also Melanie.
As for Heath Ledger being left out of last night's In Memoriam, he was included in last year's montage (even at the end of it, I believe) because he passed before last year's show.
how is babby formed?
That's a big baby considering her belly looked kind of small.
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HA Totally Jackie Collins name!
congrats...
she's so cute
Yeah I totally agree that with a name like Scarlett Star, there will be a pole in her future.
Ok, this is off topic and I apologize in advance however, last night when they were doing the, "In Memory" shit they left out Heath Ledger!!! Or, did I bat my eyes and miss it?
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Is she not over the moon about this?
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:32am.
It's the least fucked up name I've heard for a long time.
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Scarlet's not a bad name.
Naomi Watts' kids have the most un-fucked-up names. Sam and Alexander.
My hair person said Pantene is one of the worst shampoos because it strips your hair of its natural oils.
dyke spice...LOL!!
she was very dykish back in the day...
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:30am.
Let's not bash the name, okay fellers?
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I agree. It's the least fucked up name I've heard for a long time.
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she's gay, alright.
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Let's not bash the name, okay fellers? Maybe Mel named her daughter Scarlet Star in hopes that she would be the next Dita Von Teese
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Congrats to Mel C!
I still love all the Spice Hos.
Pantene?! I resemble that remark.
aw! she's super cute! the other spice girls (including posh and her piggy nose) look like hell now.
I'm sure she is "Over the Moon..."
Aww, congratulations to her! She was my favorite of the Spice Girls. I thought she had the best voice.
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Congrats to her, she was always my favorite spice girl and the one with actual vocal talent.
She's gay?!? What rock have I been living under over the years?
She looks gorgeous pregnant. I think she got her teeth fixed too. May all of Britain follow...
She's gay as gay can be. Soon she'll do a Cynthia Nixon. Stay with the guy to get the kids, then dump him and settle down with her very own Rojo Caliente.
I can't wait!
so what.
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Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:12am.
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Me, I think the jury is still out on that one. It could be that she has a girlie beard or whatever and she used a turkey baster.
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Was the baby in the shape of a pyramid?
Look at her stomach.
This isn't happening. SPORTY IS A GAYELLE DAMMIT!
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she is not gay!?
(not that gay people can't have children....)