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Matthew McConaughey must be a fan of Nip/Tuck, because it looks like he was inspired by the auto-sucking episode.
Matthew was on the beach in Rio trying to give his peen friend a little tongue kiss. He would say he was just "stretching," but you know what he was up to. He just needed to get just a little bit closer and he easily could have slid his tongue right in between those dick lips and said "hello." Matthew just needs to get a fat friend to sit on his back and he'll get it. Besides, sucking his own dick is probably easier than jacking himself off. Those little T-Rex arms must have a hard time stretching all the way down there.
We've all tried to licky our own dicky. Don't lie. I stopped trying, because whenever I did go for it, I'd have the sudden urge to do pee times. And auto-golden-showers is not a sport I want to play.
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Submitted by boobxqueen on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:24pm.
I'm with you. He reminds of a hairless caveman with a single digit IQ. I like my men how do you say? more mentally developed.I'm picky....
I can do what McConaughey-ho hey-ho is doing...well maybe once.
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Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 2:36pm.
oh hell no...I don't care how big his dick is...a smelly guy will never be a turn on to me...
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Ol' matt mcconnaghy is taking his "nature boy" act too far. He's already derailed his career with bad choices like that absolutely wretched movie "Surfer Dudes"; now all he's known for is strutting around showing off his pecs. He's the male equivalent of lindsay whorehan; let's see which one can fuck their career into the toilet faster...
As someone who can successfully autofellate lemme just tell you all that you're not missing much. Very meh. :|
I think it's weird that some straight guys apparently wish they could. It's like, what.
Submitted by sneaks on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:04am.
do dudes really WANT to suck their own cock??
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do dudes really WANT to suck their own cock??
i graduated from high school with matty. he is a very nice guy. he was popular but not snotty, he talked to everyone. a southern gentleman. senior year, about 40 of us were drinking in a park one night, a guy and his g/f were fighting, the guy hit his g/f. matty jumped in and beat the shit outta the guy. he's that kinda guy.
on a lighter note, there is awesome, hot auto-suck scene in a movie called 'short bus'. my favorite homo flick.
My favorite role of his was Vilmer in The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 2:36pm.
I have been in love with Mathhew for some time! He is just a good 'ol Texas boy.
Matthew went to the University of Texas and was an ZAE. He was my cousins "big brother" when he pledged ZAE. At Thanksgiving dinner, the year Matthew was named "sexiest man alive", His name came up at the dinner table. Yes, he has a LARGE package and NO, he does not wear deoderant. Never has! When I heard that (the part about the deoderant), I fell a little out of love with him. However, the package news totally 86ed that bit of imformation.
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Um, I think I need help cuz I find him even hotter now that I know he doesn't wear deoderant. I'd love to have a sweaty workout then make hot sweaty monkey love with him. O yea, plus him having a big thingy. God, I'm sick.
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His Southern drawl turns me on so much, and his relaxed attitude. His body is really just an after thought. Also, I think he's be pretty naughty in bed. I like naughty boys. yummy
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I think he's drinking one of those melons you can see in pic #6. He was sorry an hour later.
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Submitted by boobxqueen on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:24pm.
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No, you're not the only one. He's tediously vain. He told a journalist a couple of years ago in an interview, that he he would be crazy to deny that he was hwat (I'm paraphrasing) He said something along the lines of "I know I'm well put together"..I was thinking "shutit. You're not half as hot as you think, moron"
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Am I the only woman (with real breasts and a coochie) that doesn't find Matthew McConaughey attractive at all? always seeing him without a shirt and working out just turns me off. I mean, he does that shit more than anyone else I know.
shit! i want to live this guy's 24/7 holiday lifestyle
Weird looking body.
Submitted by Manbearpig on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 3:12pm.
Doing that shit on the damn CONCRETE doesn't look that fun.
Where the fuck did he get a coconut to drink?
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It totally looks show-offy. It certainly doesn't look like it could possibly be relaxing...
I was gonna cut that question, cuz I don't know, but it made me giggle so I kept it, anyway:)
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I really wish he would make a really good movie again. He started out so great and ended up with shit like that movie Failure to Launch. I fell in love with his ass when I saw the movie Contact with Jodie Foster, he needs to bring back the decent scripts and please don't make another movie with Kate Hudson or Sarah Jessica Parker EVER again.
Mmmmm, those young coconut drinks are so yummy! I miss those we have em back in PR @ Isla Verde. Anywho, looks like Matt's doin a little yoga for stretching before he makes his arms look even shorter than the rest of his body yet again.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Doing that shit on the damn CONCRETE doesn't look that fun.
Where the fuck did he get a coconut to drink?
I once saw a go-go boy at a bar that was so well hung that all he had to do was bend at the waist to suck his own pinga while standing up on the bar counter. He could get a good half of it in his mouth too. No kidding! I think what T-rex and the guy on Nip/Tuck are doing is amateurish in comparison. If he were as well hung as he claims he wouldn't have to twist and bend so much...that is what any average-size man would have to do anyway. LOL
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Submitted by M.E.
Why would you want to suck your own dick?
I can guarantee that any guy that could suck it would never, ever leave the house. Ask around.
Yeah, used to be able to do it but old age hasn't been too friendly. Made for a hella time in junior high though.
I thought this was a picture explaining why MK only does 4 posts a day on weekends, he's kind of preoccupied.
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I have been in love with Mathhew for some time! He is just a good 'ol Texas boy.
Matthew went to the University of Texas and was an ZAE. He was my cousins "big brother" when he pledged ZAE. At Thanksgiving dinner, the year Matthew was named "sexiest man alive", His name came up at the dinner table. Yes, he has a LARGE package and NO, he does not wear deoderant. Never has! When I heard that (the part about the deoderant), I fell a little out of love with him. However, the package news totally 86ed that bit of imformation.
I loved Interview with a Vampire! Well I loved the book and tolerated the movie. I wouldn't mind having that Steinway. Ok, I will admit, I liked the movie inspite of Cruise. I was in love with Brad in the early 1990's, so I liked the movie. Sue me! ; P
Morbidosity on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 12:55pm.
God I would love to be in Rio! Its warm there, right??
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yes rio is warm all year round
my friend in N.O. owned the Steinway that Tom Cruise played in Interview with Vampire...he also owned the bed that Bill Clinton would stay in when he went to N.O. on trips
my friend tried his best to impress women with his swanky bachelor pad...it was beautifully decorated...the condos were feature in a local style magazine in N.O.
Matt Mc lived next door to a friend of mine in N.O. while shooting a film there...it was pre-Katrina...i never ran into him when hanging out there...my friend said that he was friendly enough...it was when he was dating Penelope Cruz...she NEVER came around...i saw his big dooley texas truck in the garage...it was a BIG truck
he also hooked up with Sandra Bullock while filming a Time to Kill around Jackson...they were wasted and kissing at local bar, The Dock...i think she was married at the time...one of my roommate's cousin was her PA
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 1:01pm.
a coconut
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Um, that's a coconut?
Is that Santa Monica? I know a bunch of people that workout there quite regularly.
Hahahaha, that episode was priceless! I was making fun of my husband throughout because he is into yoga and could probably autofellate if he worked at it... he says he would never try it. I'm thinking maybe he did and just didn't like it! Can't imagine having peen in your mouth would be much fun for a straight guy, whether or not it was your own.
Loved Bradley Cooper saying, "I don't want to suck it... just give it baby kisses. Baby kisses!"
Give him a break. He has to try and suck his own cock since his T-Rex arms can't rich it.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 1:27pm.
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I could semi see the appeal. Like, imagine if you are a well-hung loser with absolutely no social skills and no one would go near you.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
i'm so tired of his preening ass.
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That Nip/Tuck episode was the weird.
Why would you want to suck your own dick?
T-Rex arms...Hahahahahaha
Morning dlisters. You are almost there Matthew. Good Job.
SUMMAHTIME..... and Matthew sheds his clothes. :)
must be graying if he has to color his HAIR.:)
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bottom righ thumbnail: I don't think stretching will make your T-Rex arms any longer Mattypoo.
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Agua de Coco... yummy!
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The older Julian MacMahon gets - he looks more and more like old Val Kilmer.
Not good.
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If I had a body like his, I'd parade it around in front of the pappz, too!
a coconut
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