Throw These Bitches Back In The Water
Where was a fisherman with a big ass net when you needed him?! Ariel is not amused with last night's invasion of mermaid dresses at the Oscars. Beyonce, Melissa George, Marisa Tomei, Monica Cruz, Zac Efron's beard and Diane Lane all wore variations of that shit. I feel like they all needed to be wheeled in on a fake rock. This is Under the Sea shit gone wrong.
These dumb bitches were just asking for an evil whore to trip their sausage-looking asses. They would've come back up with their bare asses hanging out, because a dress like that was not meant to bend over in. I know. How the hell are they supposed to get in some quickie dick time in the bathroom? These are not fun time dresses.
Beyonce doubled the fug with that material. Bitch really looks like she fell into the curtains at the Imperial Palace in Las Vegas and then called it a fucking day.
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How the hell can they even WALK in those things?
yoly:
beyonce has no class so why would you expect any better from her?
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Beyonce should really try something with a little class. The same tired look, tight. We get it that you have killer curves but you can wear something that isn't cutting your circulation sometimes. She reminds me of Mariah. Very predictable.
Diane Lane is GORGEOUS.
WTF was Zac Efron's ho doing there? I don't think High School Musical or any of those other stupid teen movies are going to get those fugs Oscars.
letinstar:
i'm guessing its because her daddy forked over a heap load of cash in order for her to perform.
texannewlywed
thunderthighs ho! ha ha ha that was too damn funny!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Thunder.....thunder......thunder thighs, HOOOOOOOEEE @ Beyonce's dress. She looks like she's about to burst like a can of biscuits. Goodness not even spanx can save this monstrosity of a frock.
@ just a floozy, you are right about the pay for play that Daddy Ike Knowles is known for.
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Y is homegirl posing like a fucking barbie doll? i hate this phony ass fame whore.
Why is Beyonce always standing like she's got water wings stuffed in her armpits? I understand that everyone's going to pose on the red carpet, but she needs to lose the robot stance. As seen here, and here, and here...
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This is a trend that needs to die already. It's not attractive on anybody. And Beyonce, why must you come out looking like Ghetto Barbie at EVERY SINGLE FUCKING award show?! She's so tacky and I just want to help her because she could look so much better. She needs to learn to dress for her shape (stop trying to squeeze your big ass and thighs into a size 2) and stop wearing anything that has a hint of lame' in/on it. It's not classy, it's trashy.
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Marisa's dress is totaly 1930's vintage now thats what i call class! diane looks good to but the rest? no siguars. sorry. beyonces dress does nothing for her complexion and the dress itself looks as though its not of the best quality.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
LOL, kiki!
I loved Marissa Tomei's dress, too. Mostly because it was the least mermaid-y of them all. Borderline mermaid at best.
"Also, in Beyonce's case, WTF would you wear a dress that made your hips look ginormous?!" Don't get it twisted KidL, it's because her mom told her to! :)
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I loved Maria Tomei's dress. The other ones sucked. Also, in Beyonce's case, WTF would you wear a dress that made your hips look ginormous?!
Beyowulf wore her ninja blend-into-the-walls dress. I bet it took a few yards of spanx and forever to squeeze her into that dress. xD
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Marissa Tomei's dress is a fucking piece of art.
I bet when she got home she put it back in a glass display case, where it belongs. Vintage at its best.
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The only ones I really hate are Beyonce's and Melissa George's.
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Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 4:14pm.
Did anyone see Naomi Watts' dress?
I love the woman, but whoever put her in that hideous mermaid dress needs their ass kicked.
http://it.movies.yahoo.com/23022009/3/immagine/actress-naomi-watts-arriv...
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Nothing flattering about that dress on Naomi. And what's with her hair? It looks like she just stepped out of the shower and let it air dry.
Zappy:
yeah diane looks great in a simply classy not overdone sort of way. love her dress
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
That mermaid look has gotta go. The only one I like is Diane Lane because I like her. The others are overdone.
stupid whores in stupid dresses
I totally thought MK would comment on Miley's dress which was so overtop and weird. The train was bigger and longer than the rest of Miley. Obviously attention whoring is being passed on to the young uns where it doesn't really belong in the first place (wtf was Miley doing there, I would have SO preferred PP). I thought Zac Efron looked especially sparkly and pretty while dancing next to Hugh Jackman. I'm sure he was fawning over him after they sang a couple of AWFUL HSM songs in that hellish musical number (Baz should be banned from the Oscars from now on!)
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Sasha Fierce must have thought the place was still a dim sum joint, since she came dressed as an Artistically Folded Napkin. She needed a big gold hoola hoop to finish the look.
Submitted by kate773 on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 4:31pm.
Beyonce's dress looks like 70's bathroom wallpaper.
Muahahaha!!!That shit cracks me up! we used to have wallpaper like that in our bathroom and it was super fancy cause the black part of the design was felt. yeah, be jealous. = )
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@Poopele: HAHAHA! Fuck those Best Dressed Lists--that's the finest compliment a woman in an evening gown can receive.
The more I look at Marissa Tomei's dress, the more I love it...just beautiful.
Marisa Tomei looked so hot that I had to do a HUGE JACK, man.
Is that really Beyonce or her wax figure from Madam Tussaud's photoshopped on top of this random pic? The unnatural pose and frozen smile are dead giveaways.
ok i've changed my mind. diane's dress is really really nice. the lady in the white dress, (i don't know who she is) looks nice to! marisa tome i love you and eventhough you went to my high school i have to say you look a hot mess. penny cruz's sister is short as hell just like her and her dress is hideous! and beyonce? nope. have not changed my mind on that one: she looks like crap!
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
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its cool. i'm just lazy thats all!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
I thought Tomei's dress was lovely. Everyone else is meh. Diane Lane is, of course, beautiful, but the dress I could take or leave.
I'm OVER THE MOON for Tomei's dress!!!!
It's supposed to read like B.O.(Bee-ohn say) as in B.O. cuz shes a smelly whore. yeah just thought I'd clarify
Estrogen a-poppin!
B.O.nce is a fucking robot!!
Estrogen a-poppin!
I think Marisa's dress is beyond fabulous and Diane looks wonderful too....Beyonce must of had baby sis design that fugly shit, and the rest of the whores are ehhhhh.
Beyonce's dress looks like 70's bathroom wallpaper.
I hate when Beyonce holds her arms out like that when she poses. It looks like she's trying to pose like a plastic Barbie. You're human, bitch, stand like a human.
Diane Lane is the only one that gets a pass from me because I just think she is so damn beautiful and classy. The rest of them looked ridiculous.
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Did anyone see Naomi Watts' dress?
I love the woman, but whoever put her in that hideous mermaid dress needs their ass kicked.
http://it.movies.yahoo.com/23022009/3/immagine/actress-naomi-watts-arriv...
There are lots of vases in that print that beyonce has all over Chinatown. You can practially see the boning of the corset thats built in the dress. Marisa Tomeis was a work of art.
I didn't like any of those dresses, esp Beyonce's House of Dereon crap.
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beyonce's arms are super awkward..
Marisa Tomei is the ONLY one that rocked that look and these ladies are, by and large, gorgeous. But Tomei--just sublime. I wonder if she's had any work done? If so, her surgeon deserves a Nobel Prize! She just gets more and more lovely all the time.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 2:38pm.
I thought Vanessa looked cute.
*ducks*
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I think we may be forced to hide together in the nice corner.
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Melissa George looks really nice. Sorry but I like the dress.
Beyonce and Penny look good. Marisa and that other piece of kleenex look like a boring glass of milk.
Don't be hating on the IP. The IP is still old school Vegas.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 3:18pm.
I don't like the dress, but do agree re the fake boobery
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she doesn't have HUGE ones, but she does have fake boobies.
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