Posh Isn't Human
Draw a picture of a little hangman figure using a ball point pen and stick that shit next to Posh. This praying mantis alien probably makes your stick figure look like Jessica Simpson in diaper jeans after a chili cook-out. This bitch right here looks like my pinky's shadow!
I mean, damn! At least she'll never get locked out of anywhere, because bitch can slip under door cracks and shit. Although, one day Posh is going to walk into her shower and accidentally slip down the damn drain.
I would say this is some Morticia Addams shit, but the sleeve of Morticia's dress is even too big for this spork creature.
Here's Posh making Dita Von Teese, Eva Longwhoria and Kate Beckinsale looks like three fatty fatty bo batties at Elton John's Oscar party last night. Hopefully, Posh at least smelled some food so she can gain a calorie or two.
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that is hot
the dress is so black it doesnt look like a dress, but a dark hole or antimatter or something
like u could jump in the part on the floor and exit into another dimension
Anyone can look this thin if they go on the concentration camp diet. The woman hasn't eaten since 1998! But this is what she DOES! She is thin. She can't sing, the Spice Girls gig proved that, she has no other talent.
She married well and stays thin so she can stay famous and go to lots and lots of parties and wear designer clothes. Being thin is the be all and end all of her life. Being rich as hell can't hurt either. If she ever gets a hunger pang, she just goes shopping!
From the neck down I have to say Victoria looks great to me about 95% of the time...She is so skinny, but it works on her & her outfits are usually amazing. I am really not a fan of her face however.
I don't think Posh looks that skinny in this picture. I've seen her look worse. If she wants to devote her entire life to starving herself, that's her deal. I haven't seen anyone as skinny as her, like ever, so I don't think she's starting an epidemic or anything.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Something isn't right with Dita's face lately - what is it? She just doesn't look the same.
I can't condone Posh being that skinny because I certainly don't think its healthy BUT... she sure can rock the shit out of some of the things she wears, like this dress. Me, I'd rather be healthy and have a few pounds on me, but that's just me. I just hope she's healthy for the sake of her children. Boys need their Moms.
And don't even get me started on Eva. I've loathed that bitch for years.
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Her head is so friggin huge. That bony body of hers just makes her look like an alien and she actually thinks she looks good? LMAO! EAT A SANDWICH MIJA!
Hehe, thanks, I'm glad you liked it :)
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@ Khensu. Agreed about Eva. I am totally sick of her going on about how she was the ugly one in her family. Then you see photos of her from high school. Yeah, right. She's as sincere in that statement as Paris is about helping people or Heidi Montag is about her virginity.
@Khensu:
I enjoyed your rant, too. Insightful, articulate and yet another reason to love Dlisted.
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You can see why beckham is playing away as much as he is can't you? Because no straight man would want to sleep with that bag of bones. And well done Posh you got into the Elton John party with your TV actress mate and B list fil actress pal. Well done!
Thanks Manimal5.
A nice long rant feels really good sometimes.
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Spork creature. Oh my god, spork creature. I'm in love.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:43am.
This is what I love about the commentors on Dlisted. The ability to see through the bullshit.
Great rant!
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Dita von Teese is a fucking butterface.
She's nothing but glorified night club Mansonite trash. I'm so sick of hearing about how "gorgeous" she is. It wouldn't surprise me if I found out she was hiding a cock.
Her interviews are boring. She's a delusional flaky android who fooled herself into believing that she is the patron saint of sophistication, glamor, and fetishism, and the more she implies it, the more she believes it.
Dita von Teese is nothing but a third rate Betty Page impersonator at best who squatted on the right cock at the right time...and by the time Marilyn Manson's dick falls off, he'll have made all of the starfucking, pretentious, impersonators famous...so don't feel too special, DvT, because by the time your fifteen minutes is up, another disposable, pompous Mansonite bimbo will replace you.
Now go away already.
I actually can't believe I like Posh Spice the most out of this group of women. Eva Longoria is nothing better than a fantasy for bros and juiced up guidos who believe everything that Maxim Magazine tells them is beautiful. She has no actual personality and her interviews are full of nothing but hot air, and that faux humility bullshit is really annoying.
"Me?! I'm so not sexy! I'm such a dork! My right pinky toe is crooked!"
Eva Longwhoria should be milking her overhyped image as much as she can get away with because she's really not that great looking. In case you haven't noticed, the formula is simple: Hair extensions, racoon eye makeup, protruding hip bones, looks good in a bikini performing pseudo fellatio, and the same slack jawed, dead-eyed expressions in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE.
Congratulations for accomplishing to look like a fucking slut, because that's all that matters to these lists. If I was Eva Longwhoria, I'd quit fishing for complements because all that it's really doing is drawing attention to her flash in the pan appeal...she's no classic beauty like Elizabeth Taylor, and in five years, she won't have a job because she'll be more hard looking and used up looking than ever.
I used to like Kate Beckinsale too, until she opened her mouth. I used to think, "Wow, she's really pretty!" but now every time I look at her, I also think of another skank who thrives on her appearance and pretends to hate it.
Yes, Kate, everyone still wants to fuck you, now shut your pretty little mouth and put your ass back in the air, because that's all your good for too. Gee, for someone who hates her body, she has no fucking problems flaunting it for publicity.
Between all four of them, they're all useless. The only reason these whores starve themselves is because there's nothing else going on except for their bodies. At all. They know what they're good for, and they should be working on an actual personality instead.
Rant over.
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when she sleeps, it looks like an unmade bed
That is sad, she looks awful and is a monther of 3! yikes!
So a hack, a potato, and a corpse walk into a bar ...
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:39pm.
In that dress Posh looks like a musical note.
LOL, you're right she looks like a broken quarter note
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oh. my. god. this is the HEIGHT of fierceness.
i am literally seconds away from slipping into a gay coma.
I know this whore thinks she's the second coming of Audrey Hepburn, but um, no...AH didn't have wonky tits, piggy nose, wasn't orange just for starters. GIVE IT UP, Posh. You look like a 15 year old gay boy with some fresh oranges in his sister's push up bra playing dress up in the dressing room of his dreams. In your head, you look great, in reality you look like the sad joke you are...
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I love the dress. And you do have to be pretty skinny to do it justice.
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Submitted by aquarius on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:56pm.
I can't hate on her, she looks great in that dress. Definitely wouldn't want to have sex with her, but she makes a good decoration.
If you like a card board cut out... nice decor!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Posh and Kate B look like they are having some sort of Saturday Night Live or Zoolander pose-off. I think she is showing us Blue Steel.
In that dress Posh looks like a musical note.
EDIT: And Dita looks hella homely.
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Dita did it better because she wore a colorful outfit! I'm sick of these hos always wearing black! Be confident you whores! Wear some color!
Now she reminds me of the type of class Audrey Hepburn had in that dress. very classy~
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I can't hate on her, she looks great in that dress. Definitely wouldn't want to have sex with her, but she makes a good decoration.
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:22pm.
Posh is SO avant tiresome.
LMFAO! Noop, can I borrow the phrase "avant tiresome"...just once in a while? You struck gold with that one!
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I am not feeling any of their looks.
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Posh looks like a witch. The only thing missing from this picture is the pointy hat.
Dita usually does it for me, but she's lookin' like Rocky Dennis in this photo.
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I actually think she kind of looks hot here?
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Oh crap.. she looks dead. Like a praying mantis.. good look for her.. she barely eats enuff to keep her alive.
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Fucking gross. She looks like a dried up toenail clipping.
How skinny is she?? I mean skinny women look like cows next to her...
Posh is SO avant tiresome. She irritates my eyeballs. That bobblehead takes herself waaaay too seriously.
Only a skinny person can 'pull that dress' so she looks aight: but I wish she'd eat
Submitted by gucci on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 6:28pm.
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no not a joke i mean old music groups getting back together seem to be the in thing now! lol
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But they DID get back together! And they split up again cuz it was hard. They din't like it. They din't even finish their tour, actually, but Posh spent a TONNE of time promoting it over here...I wonder why...;p
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Hate to say it, but I think she looks good in this.
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Alien Spice...in space, no one can see you eat.
I love Dita but I never noticed until she was standing next to lollipop-heads that she has a tranny-shaped face. :(
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Wow, there's not a single person MK hasn't mentioned that I could stand in that post.
Then again, I'm not a man or gay, so I guess I would find all of these skanks worthless.
Edit: Except for Morticia Adams. Methinks she's too purdy and classy to be mentioned in the same sentence as ANY Hollywood trash!
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
Provolone - you're walking along and hear this weak, "help... help ... help me? someone?" It's posh. She was crossing the street, slipped and is now stuck in a sewer grate, thx to her chesticles. If not for her boobs, she'd be heading for the east river. You give her the ol' heave ho. (Something about this imagery made me laugh.)
Meanwhile, her head is scaring me. I think it belongs on someone else's body. Could be that a child's head about 8 or 10yo should be on her neck.
What the hell is Eva Longoria wearing?!!! If I were her man, I would be looking at everyone but her last night!
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I don't actually hate Posh but I don't get her appeal. She made a squillion dollars from lipsynching in a crappy, manufactured girl group. Then she married a squillionaire. She can't sing, act or entertain. So she decides to become a walking coathanger, a fashion plate. Spends loads of cash on designer duds, becomes super skinny and turns up to any Gala Event where she can get her fug mug in a pic.
She could do so much good with her money. I mean she could fucking save the economy of smaller, lesser known countries lol. She could put her time, money and effort into helping others. But, no, she would rather have the latest Birkin bag that costs 80,000 pounds (no joke one of her bags cost that amount).
Fuck the rich and fuck you Posh, you shallow, materialistic, fashion victim!