Monday, February 23rd 2009
Paula Deen's Ass Is Out
Paula Deen, the clogged artery of my heart (and that's a compliment), was keeping it sexy at the Miami Food & Wine Festival yesterday when her nalgas decided to come out and play while she was walking off the stage. I figured Paula Deen is a Red Vines g-string kind of bitch, but she was wearing some flesh-colored granny panties instead. I'm also surprised a stick of butter didn't fall out of her ass. Seriously, you know she can churn butter up in there.
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I am sure she is a nice lady & I love that she doesnt really make low calorie & low fat (low taste) healthy food & she came from the bottom up, but I cannot tolerate her for more than 30 seconds, very annoying. She has some gorgeous colored eyes though!!
Omg!!! I just got back from Savannah and I am so sick of Paula Deen. Now she is invading my favorite gossip blog!!!! UGH!!!!!
I love Paula. She never takes herself too seriously and has overcome some serious obstacles to become the major success she is today. Go Paula!
I like Paula. I can't put her down - I think she's funny. Granted I wouldn't eat half the things she makes, BUT... my Mom does make her french toast bake from time to time for brunch, and it is A W E S O M E!! Seriously, if you love french toast, go find this recipe. I think I have it posted on my food blog if anyone asks for it.
PS - I wish all the stupid spammers would go away. :(
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Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:30pm.
She’s amusing for the first six minutes then she gets kind of annoying, but nowhere near Rachel Ray with her infuriatingly overzealous personality and raucous laugh.
AMEN!! I can take her for longer than 6 min but RR...not at all!!
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she's a sport
I like how she just laughs about it. I think she just wanted everyone to see her ass cheeks. I wonder if gets a lot of sex from her Santa Claus looking husband. She always seems horny.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
i love this butter eating broad...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Crazy Paula..she proly did it on purpose. She's starting to lose some weight..good for her..
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:31pm.
Eggzackerly. It's compelling but cringe-worthy. He doesn't just try it either: he dives in.
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The only thing worse than public censure is public praise.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:40pm.
If only you were all stripey!
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...........and had 8 nipples!
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and wagged her tail at me every time I walked in.
And it's 7 nipples, no waiting.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:40pm.
If only you were all stripey!
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...........and had 8 nipples!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:40pm.
If only you were all stripey!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
"Submitted by Team Valtrex....
(don't tell anyone that you're my fav!)"
knife to da heart!
*oh whoo iz all da rest of us dlist ladies*
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:27pm.
Love your striped ass too!
(don't tell anyone that you're my fav!)
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:23pm.
For fans of horrific food/ recipes/ food pics: http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/index.html
The Meat Meat Meat section is my favourite.
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And, the name of your favorite nightclub.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:31pm.
You gnaw on antelope ass, but you're afraid of a tasty cheeseburger? Was it the pickles?
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AN ANTELOPES ASS IS LEAN, LEAN I SAY!!!!
*crossing tiger arms over tiger chest*...I will NOT be mocked, TV,...by you or your "pickle"....
I just kiddin...tiger lurve TV...
Gimme smooches...What? I don't bite...Honest *crossing tiger fingers behind tiger back*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by name_optional on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:43pm.
her accent annoys the *Southern American Culture of Slavery, Barbary and Ignorance* out of me...
Her voice is the equivalent of a banjo.
It just sounds like incest.
I'm sure she's a christian who has been married a bazillion times.... just a wild guess.
================================================= NO you got the last line confused with JENNIFER LOPEZ!!lol.
Im from Cal and was raised between deep MS and CA.I prefer the south.I have more respect for someone who tells me to my face that they don't like my race.Slavery wasn't just in the south!! There is a such thing a physical slavery and mental slavery!! and that happens all over America.In that case you shouldn't like to hear Spanish, french or Portuguese accents or languages!They were also in slaving us. Personally her accent is comforting to me.. but that last line was kinda funny
<<<<"YOUR OLD AS FUCK,NOT FOR THE EARTH BUT FOR THIS CLUB"!!>>>
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The Meat Meat Meat section is my favourite.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
"I most definitely did say and didn't display ignorance. I know the American South VERY well.
Lived much of my life 'down therre.' Slavery, Barbarism and ingnorance are not strangers to Dixieland.
prejudiced? Obout white southern kkkulture? well... yeah prolly just a little... busted!!!"
You know, this is one of those instances where the only sane response is: "Whatever."
I'm not going to change your mind and you aren't going to change mine.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
--Peter Gabriel
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:31pm.
You gnaw on antelope ass, but you're afraid of a tasty cheeseburger? Was it the pickles?
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Heheheheheheheee
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Bolloxology
There's no way in hell I am clicking that video link.
lol TV. Word, I never heard of a vegetarian tiger before.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:31pm.
You gnaw on antelope ass, but you're afraid of a tasty cheeseburger? Was it the pickles?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
QUICK! Pass the smelling salts! Dont want to think about Butter De Paula. fucking YUCK!
Estrogen a-poppin!
A little claymation short called Purple and Brown.
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I LOVE this little guy!!! Thanks Sartastic! I'll have to find that short.
And I love Paula Dean ... and her show on Food Network - being a "foodie" and all (but she should tone down the Y'ALL a bit...) She looks like she's skippin' the deep fried chocolate eclairs lately tho.... maybe why her pants dropped.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by name_optional on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:20pm.
Like I said, you're a transparent biggot. You're so ignorant that any self respecting liberal would pay you to switch sides. I don't give a fuck how well you "know the South." You don't know every single person in the South. As a matter of fact, as a black person, I've encountered a lot more racism in the North than in the South. Please so somewhere else with your bullshit.
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utter nonsense
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:17pm.
Yup. *writing down Butter Ritz Creme recipe* Who's the pudgy, red-faced dude on the Food Channel with spikey dyed hair who goes into diners and such to taste their pastrami rolls and onion rings? I swear he's gonna croak on camera soon.
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AHAHAHAHA! Guy Fietti or something like that? I love that dude! It's like a tour of every heart surgeon's fortune! He'll go to some greasy spoon, and some hick cook with 3 teeth will be like
"Well, Guy, the trick to a moist burger is lard mixed in with the groend meat. Yeah then, we brown the ouside of it in rendered bacon fat and butter before we throw it on the grill, then we add six slices of cheese. And you know we butter them buns somethin' fierce before we toast 'em...Take a bite of that burger, Guy...Ain't that heaven on a plate right there?"
And of course Guy digs in and is all like
"Brother, you're the burger master."
And I'm like, WHO THE FUCK EATS SHIT LIKE THAT?????? THAT'S FREAKIN' INSANE!!
But I love watching that shit, kinda like some peeps like watching horror movies. It hits the same notes with me...HORROR!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by name_optional on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:20pm.
Like I said, you're a transparent biggot. You're so ignorant that any self respecting liberal would pay you to switch sides. I don't give a fuck how well you "know the South." You don't know every single person in the South. As a matter of fact, as a black person, I've encountered a lot more racism in the North than in the South. Please so somewhere else with your bullshit.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:17pm.
Yup. *writing down Butter Ritz Creme recipe* Who's the pudgy, red-faced dude on the Food Channel with spikey dyed hair who goes into diners and such to taste their pastrami rolls and onion rings? I swear he's gonna croak on camera soon.
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The only thing worse than public censure is public praise.
Submitted by Noelegy on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:04pm
"her accent annoys the *Southern American Culture of Slavery, Barbary and Ignorance* out of me..."
I'm sorry, did you say "ignorance"? Because it seems to me you just displayed a little yourself...Or at the very least, a little prejudice.
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I most definitely did say and didn't display ignorance. I know the American South VERY well.
Lived much of my life 'down therre.' Slavery, Barbarism and ingnorance are not strangers to Dixieland.
prejudiced? Obout white southern kkkulture? well... yeah prolly just a little... busted!!!
but back to the cooking lady.
I might care about her apple pie more if she would shxt the ufck up!! thats all.
Mike,
Most of the stuff that I grew up eating (in da hills *cue banjo*) was *shivers* not so good. Some of the things like the fried cabbage are yummeh!
Carrot,
Dippin dots! They are comin for ya!!
http://www.dippindots.ca/
Miss Thang,
I would pass if I were you!!! It is a child novelty. I prefer my ice cream the way it is meant to be...not FLASH FROZEN!!!
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Submitted by Noelegy on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:07pm.
"her accent annoys the *Southern American Culture of Slavery, Barbary and Ignorance* out of me..."
I'm sorry, did you say "ignorance"? Because it seems to me you just displayed a little yourself...Or at the very least, a little prejudice.
I mean, there are regional accents I find grating, too (Boston, for example, and certain New York accents), but I don't make sweeping judgments about the people who own them.
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Meh, I'm a southern ho, and I actually laughed at that comment. Her accent is a bit much. And can we talk about that revolting heart attack in a pot she calls cooking???? It's INSANE
Hi Y'all, Paula Deen here, Ima gonna show you howta make youselves a deelicious meal. Now, first we're gonna start with 3 sticks of butter, three cups of sour cream. 2 1/2 cups of cheddar cheese. 1 cup of whippin' cream, 6 egg yolks, 1/2 lb. of bacon bits an' a little of that bacon grease. 1 sleeve of crushed Ritz crackers...
I mean, I could go on, but my freakin' heart is seizing up just thinking about the food that old whore makes. And how is she still alive eating that heart sludge on a plate every day????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:04pm.
I always wanted to try Dippin Dots. how is it?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:04pm.
Mike,
LOL! Fried Cabbage w/Noodles is "Mountain cookin". Appalachian comfort cooking. Rough cut cabbage sauteed in butter with garlic and onions then mixed with egg noodles. Nummeh.
Interesting. I've never heard of it. I'm a coastal NC boy.
"her accent annoys the *Southern American Culture of Slavery, Barbary and Ignorance* out of me..."
I'm sorry, did you say "ignorance"? Because it seems to me you just displayed a little yourself...Or at the very least, a little prejudice.
I mean, there are regional accents I find grating, too (Boston, for example, and certain New York accents), but I don't make sweeping judgments about the people who own them.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
--Peter Gabriel
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:04pm.
Carrot,
A deep fried Mars Bar?? Mmmmm....gotta be better than dippin dots!! *shivers* Everytime I take my nephew to the amusement park/zoo, he HAS to have that shit!!! BLECH!!
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What's a dippin dot?
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Sank you belly mush.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:03pm.
Why yes, I did! You can probably subsitute her oily u-trow for parchment paper when you make puff pastry.
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Don't mind the chocolate layering on the bottom...
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Sank you belly mush.
Carrot,
A deep fried Mars Bar?? Mmmmm....gotta be better than dippin dots!! *shivers* Everytime I take my nephew to the amusement park/zoo, he HAS to have that shit!!! BLECH!!
Mike,
LOL! Fried Cabbage w/Noodles is "Mountain cookin". Appalachian comfort cooking. Rough cut cabbage sauteed in butter with garlic and onions then mixed with egg noodles. Nummeh!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:00pm.
Haha! You said skidmarks.
Why yes, I did! You can probably subsitute her oily u-trow for parchment paper when you make puff pastry.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Some of my friends in the resteraunt and hospitality major at my unviversity get to work this sh** every year...drunk celebrities and chefs everywhere, no wonder Paula was flashin' the goods, she was probably smashed.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:59pm.
Eww...granny panties. Her skidmarks must be pure oleo.
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Haha! You said skidmarks.
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Sank you belly mush.
Eww...granny panties. Her skidmarks must be pure oleo.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:49pm.
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She worked her butt off in spite of nearly impossible odds, and now she is happily married and wildly sucessful.
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ok - fair enough. I stand corrected on the ho.
But I still thinks her biscuit and gravy voice is like a cross between nails on a blackboard and a banjo.
southern charm is like taliban chivalry btw.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:46pm.
Fried cabbage and noodles? Is that a Canadian thing?
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No that's a Clarisse thing.
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Sank you belly mush.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:40pm.
Er, you say that like it's wrong.
*pinches LCT*
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I'm sure some people can pull it off. When she does it it makes me sad and yearny.
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Sank you belly mush.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:36pm.
Fried cabbage and noodles? Is that a Canadian thing?
I sincerely believe she is crooked.
She looks like my mother in law and that terrifies me.
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Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.