Monday, February 23rd 2009
Paula Deen's Ass Is Out
Paula Deen, the clogged artery of my heart (and that's a compliment), was keeping it sexy at the Miami Food & Wine Festival yesterday when her nalgas decided to come out and play while she was walking off the stage. I figured Paula Deen is a Red Vines g-string kind of bitch, but she was wearing some flesh-colored granny panties instead. I'm also surprised a stick of butter didn't fall out of her ass. Seriously, you know she can churn butter up in there.
VIA Miami New Times
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:10pm.
I liked Paula better when she was the cute, friendly Grandma type. Now she's like the middle-aged best friend of your mom who walks around in leopard print pinching 25 year old asses.
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Er, you say that like it's wrong.
*pinches LCT*
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:34pm.
Carrot,
Missed that one!
BTW, remember me talking about how I loved fried cabbage and noodles? Well that got me wantin it...so I went to one of the "mothers" in the office and pulled the ole "Man, you know what I got a taste for....blah...blah....*sigh* have not had that since I moved out at 17...*sigh*"
Guess who is gettin home made fried cabbage and noodles????
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SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
Clarisse, you know what I've never had? A deep fried Mars Bar. I'd really love one. I mean, I've never had one and I think they could really be magical. Mmmmm, yum.
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Sank you belly mush.
Carrot,
Missed that one!
BTW, remember me talking about how I loved fried cabbage and noodles? Well that got me wantin it...so I went to one of the "mothers" in the office and pulled the ole "Man, you know what I got a taste for....blah...blah....*sigh* have not had that since I moved out at 17...*sigh*"
Guess who is gettin home made fried cabbage and noodles????
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She’s amusing for the first six minutes then she gets kind of annoying, but nowhere near Rachel Ray with her infuriatingly overzealous personality and raucous laugh.
who the hell is this hot ass ho?
www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/various-sundries
Did any of you see the episode where she put a giant square of lasagne between two HUGE slices of garlic bread? Yowza.
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Sank you belly mush.
Mike,
LOL! Well now, as the daughter of a loud, too much makeup wearing, big hair havin Southern women, I have to say, most of em are! =)
I love me some Paula Dean! While you can't eat her food on the reg., I LOOOOVE southern comfort foods!!! I had one of the greatest meals at The Lady & Sons!!!
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I think out of alot of the tv chefs out there she is has a lot of southern charm and natural charisma, however, I gain 10 pound just by watching her cooking show.
**I've been mistaken for a responsible adult**
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:06pm.
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Thank you Sheeps, I appreciate your sensitivity. It's not easy being a vegetarian in a world of sausage-gobblers.
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Bolloxology
Submitted by barelybeagle on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:47pm.
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A little claymation short called Purple and Brown. Here's a clip of nonstop chewing. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMpekpFdoWk&feature=related
"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"
Submitted by name_optional on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:43pm.
You're so transparent. Get over yourself. You LIVE for seterotyping people. You are the definition of a BIGOT.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I liked Paula better when she was the cute, friendly Grandma type. Now she's like the middle-aged best friend of your mom who walks around in leopard print pinching 25 year old asses.
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Sank you belly mush.
I LOVE you, Paula Deen. You made it chic to put whole sticks of butter in everything and whole boats of gravy on everything.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:48pm.
I can see where you'd be confused, since both last names are pronounced the same and involve food. *making note not to bring up penal system with Jo*
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The only thing worse than public censure is public praise.
Jeez, that tush is bigger than mine.
OMG she is so cute!
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
I may be one of the only people on the planet that liked "Elizabethtown"...hell, I loved "Elizabethtown" (probably because some of it was filmed close to where I live)...but I really liked Paula Deen in it. That's is where I first got to see her.
Submitted by name_optional on Mon, 02/23/2009 -
I'm sure she's a christian who has been married a bazillion times.... just a wild guess.
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Um, wrong. She is admirable. Her husband dumped her when she was middle-aged for a younger model.
Her two young sons convinced her to open a restaurant/write a cookbook because cooking/hospitality was always her gift.
She worked her butt off in spite of nearly impossible odds, and now she is happily married and wildly sucessful.
I hope her asshole of an ex-husband is enjoying living on minimum wage in obscurity with his trophy wife.
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:43pm
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Ahhh Sheeps, once again you sadden me, by assuming the worst. I actually had her confused with JIMMY DEAN BREAKFAST SAUSAGE, which being a vegetarian, who does not allow her lips to touch a sausage, is an easy thing to do.
*crying* (not laughing; actually crying, because Sheeps is so mean)
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Bolloxology
Submitted by Sartastic on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:43pm.
Your av makes me LOL every time. What's it from?
Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:30pm.
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No, but a lot of other stuff did.
"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"
her accent annoys the *Southern American Culture of Slavery, Barbary and Ignorance* out of me...
Her voice is the equivalent of a banjo.
It just sounds like incest.
I'm sure she's a christian who has been married a bazillion times.... just a wild guess.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:31pm.
Doesn't she make sausages?
She makes deep-fried, sugary, Southern comfort food. (Perv.)
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The only thing worse than public censure is public praise.
I have no idea who she is but I've heard the name.
She has nice skin? and.. eh. She sort of reminds me of this garrulous office gossip I used to know.
Doesn't she make sausages?
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Bolloxology
Submitted by Sartastic on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:11pm.
I once tried Paula's Krispy Kreme donut bread pudding. I wasn't attempting suicide at the time, but wanted to after eating that shit.
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Did your teeth fall out afterwards from all of that sugar?
"..French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel sundaes is getting touched.." Ice Cream
That was hysterical, wow that battery pack must really be heavy or those pants must be really really thin, but nonetheless for an old lady who eats butter as an icepop her ass isnt too bad.
Paula Peen?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
She handled that well. Some people would be mortified and would lose their train of thought. She laughed at herself and kept going. Maybe she is losing weight, too. She looked thinner to me. If that is why her pants fell off, then more power to her!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Oh, God, Inside Edition just talked about how AWKWARD it was that Brand and Angie sat ONLY 12 SEATS AWAY from Jen and John Mayer *BARF*
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
loves paulas pajama party when she cooks "decadent" food in pajamas!
Good for PD. Maybe she's losing weight & that's why her pants fell off.
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
Submitted by tharuffian on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:15pm.
rachel ray , now thats a irritating woman.
"Irritating" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it!
Why can't you guys let Paula be great?
Really, though, you have to admire someone who can laugh off dropping her pants in front of a crowd of people and a TV camera. Especially if she's a woman of a certain age and waist size.
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THANK YOU FOR THE INVITATION BECAUSE GENIUS LOVES COMPANY.
rachel ray , now thats a irritating woman.
just cuz i adore paula, doesnt mean anything, except i admire her cooking skillz and im rather fond of everyday italian too...orrrr when they have cook offs for recipe challenges!
I have one of her cookbooks and I have got to say everything that I have tried has been yum!
I once tried Paula's Krispy Kreme donut bread pudding. I wasn't attempting suicide at the time, but wanted to after eating that shit. Don't ever try that shit unless you want to spend a lot of time in the bathroom. I'll just leave it at that.
"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"
I LOVE Paula Deen! She put's me OVER THE MOON!
what the hell?
Her wigs are also horrible and if they aren't wigs, then I don't know what to say.
I like Paula. But WTF is up with her macaroni and cheese powder-colored skin and white washed, picket fence teefers?
Hmmm... I've never heard of this particular ass-flashing person.
I freakin' hate this irritating woman. My moms, who used to love her, says "I just got tired of hearing her stupid voice."
Gotta love the moms.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Why was she showing everyone her ass?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 6:55pm.
Someone call me an ambulance. Fuck. I feel all weird again! UGH!
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Me too. I'm coming down with a nasty cough. :-(
I never heard of Paula Deen. Sorry, folks.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
LOL, seeing old Paula brings me back to her "Red Velvet Cupcakes", one of the "favorite" recipes from FoodNetwork for 2008, and its call for 2 cups of oil for maybe a dozen cupcakes. One online review said "as expected, they slid right off the plate".
I have no idea who this is. And I like it that way.
O yea, and I love her husband! He's the Kenny Rodgers lookin guy behind Paula in the last thumbnail! He loves his Paula so much.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Paula better learn how to serve finger food down there in Miami, b/c their image conscious and her well known hardened artery diet is not their thing.
Does any else think she fakes the accent sometimes?