Monday, February 23rd 2009
Paula Deen's Ass Is Out
Paula Deen, the clogged artery of my heart (and that's a compliment), was keeping it sexy at the Miami Food & Wine Festival yesterday when her nalgas decided to come out and play while she was walking off the stage. I figured Paula Deen is a Red Vines g-string kind of bitch, but she was wearing some flesh-colored granny panties instead. I'm also surprised a stick of butter didn't fall out of her ass. Seriously, you know she can churn butter up in there.
VIA Miami New Times
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Someone call me an ambulance. Fuck. I feel all weird again! UGH!
Butt buttuh? EW. Maybe the buttuh coming outta her butt is an oops moment?
grody, grody , grody.....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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I did however steal her chicken fried steak recipe!
It is AWESOME!
mike, yeah yeah yeah, but i LOVE those kinds!!!! lol
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I love Paula Deen. Her recipes are fantastic, just don't eat them too often or you will look like her in about a month.
Who the hell is this lard ass and why is she looking at me like that in the 2nd pic?
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 6:49pm.
Believe it or not, but not all older Southern women are loud, wear too much makeup, and have big hair.
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Really? Tell that to Jessica and Britney and their kin.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Paula Deen! Now you have to eat even more artery-clogging, buttery, deep friend carbs so your pants don't fall off!
I love this lady. Her food always looks devilishly decadent and yummyyyyyyyyy mmmmm. I love Southern chefs.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
This ho cooks the fattiest, greasiest food EVER!
She irritates the fuck out of me.
Believe it or not, but not all older Southern women are loud, wear too much makeup, and have big hair.
Why do I care? Oh, that's right, I don't.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
In the second thumbnail her eyes are channeling Stains!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
From what I hear, Paula could have made some super-delicious pupcakes for Stains.
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She's a closet exhibitionist, I can feel it.
I love Paula. I wouldn't cooking anything of hers because I'd be afraid to die on the spot but, shes a crazy ass bitch and seems like a sweet person especially with her grandkid.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
No thank you. I am not interested in Paula's cream cheese this afternnon.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Oh well!
"..French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel sundaes is getting touched.." Ice Cream
What the hell is this? How did someone come up with a pic of Jessica Simpson at 30?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
MK watches the oddest shows.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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