This Isn't Cute
The only thing CHERYL BURKE should be on the cover of is a barf bag to help you along. Seriously, I was going to have a cup of Dinty Moore for an afternoon snack, but now I don't have to. I just have to swallow the vom coming up my throat.
As you can unfortunately see, my arch rival is on the cover of this week's TV Guide. There's also a typo. It should read "old turd," not "new 'tude."
Inside, CHERYL BURKE once again whines about how she was called a fat fuck by the media. Mop Head blamed her chunkiness on birth control pills, "I decided over the summer to stop taking birth control pills. I did it thinking that I was going to lose more weight for the season. But it actually did the opposite. It made me gain weight."
How she is able to gain weight still boggles my brains. With the gallons of diarrhea that comes spewing out of her mouth, she should be as skinny as Posh
And she's got a new man. He's a model. He's 21. He lives in NYC. His name is Maxwell Zagorski. He disgusts me. Humping a raggedy, dirty mop is not right. It's wrong. It's illegal in most states. Mops are for cleaning the bathroom floor, not for cleaning your genitals! SUCIONESS!
Here's a few pictures of Mop Head and her latest victim. For the record, I would not hit anything that has been tainted by CHERYL BURKE. Okay, I would. I really have no shame.
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I recommend you a very interesting place ___C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M ____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
"I stopped taking bc pills cause you know this hot piece isn't doing me"
Ever saw a one sorta like this one on ___ WealthyRomances com ____ It's where romancing with the rich singles!
Such as ____SugarBabyMeet.com____
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship.but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
She looks pretty and charming, she is a natural beauty. I have seen her profile with some sexy pictures on a austrian rich people dating site http://www.australiansugardaddy.com
It is a site for--very successful australian celebrities- and millionaires to mingle last week. Is she dating-- someone rich- there?
So i had too Google what a cup of Dinty Moore was...ignorant Australian I am....MK GOD DON"T EAT THAT SHIT!! Your own vomit would surely be tastier, and less scary looking.
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"I don't have a problem with anger Dale, I have a problem with idiots" ....Hank Hill
Alright, I don't give much of a shit about this bitch, but saying QUITTING BC made her fat? WTF? Like someone posted earlier, it usually makes you gain weight, like around 5 lbs. a year. And that is NOT her face. Weird.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:06am.
James Haven can only hope that MK will one day realize what a great host he would be!
SmOOches sweet girl! G'nite!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:44pm.
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SmOOches back! I forgot about the rugrats...maybe us Dlisters can get a petition together for your open post and sent it to MK? You definitely need a thread all to yourself so we can hear more dirt on the stars.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Hmmm.... that doesn't even look like her face on the TV Guide.
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Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:39pm.
A greedy bitch who refuses to use napkins!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:19pm.
That he is! In more ways then one ;)
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:40pm.
SmOOches Queenie! Forget his own site those crazy kids keep James Haven too busy for any fun. James Haven would settle for hosting an open post in here!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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That guy is way too hot for her. And thanks MK, I could've given a shit about her until you're hatred came along. Now she bugs me too and I don't even watch the stupid show.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 10:56pm.
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LOL!!! You have the best stories EVER! Someone needs his own site....
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
man, i'd totally bang that guy.
James Haven, three double double burgers and two large fries you say? i always knew she's a greedy bitch.
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Wow, James Haven! You work at In and Out? You're sooo versatile!
James Haven was supposed to be on that cover not that chunky chipwich! Arggghhh!
Cheryl is not only chubby she's a phoney baloney too! Birth Control pills James Haven's butt! It's all those In and Out burgers she shoves down her throat.
James Haven was working the grill and in walks Cheryl. She ordered three double double burgers, two large fries, and a strawberry milkshake! So what you say? The bitch was alone! She ate all that by herself!
She even had the nerve to complain that her burger was raw! "Wipe the milkshake off your chin" James Haven replied "and if you didn't grab the burger off the grill before James Haven cooked it, it wouldn't have been raw bitch!"
She could have gotten James Haven fired for that crap!
P.S. James Haven would look better in that outfit then this tub of lard!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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She looks higher then a kite in that one picture.
I'm thrilled I have no idea who this woman is, other than from MK.
WOW!!!!!! They make a cute couple. I like Cheryl and she's an amazing dancer! She has a beautiful shape anyone who thinks she doesn't is just jealous!! Eat your heart out....
LOL MK this woman really does irk u aye?
That broad in the background of the kissing pic looks like she's going to reach over and smack both of them upside the head.
Well Michael K,
well, well, well, your Arch-nemesis Cheryl Burke one-upped you on this one! She's banging a hot piece, and I bet you are in tears, lol!
Go ahead and eat that Dinty Moore, the 90 calories won't make a difference, aha ha ha!
Mop Head won round 1!!!!!
With her hair flat she looks like that stupid bitch on the Bad Girls Club.
The one that has no backbone until she has 5 other skanks behind her then she gets "tough".
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She looks the same to me, maybe it's cause she has BUTTERFACE. The weight loss is due largely in part to Photoshop I imagine. If she smokes than that might have something to do with why she's not on birth control. It depends what kind you take, but most pills make you GAIN weight. She is a mophead butterface of the worst kind!!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:17pm.
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True. He has good reason to hate those whores, but I don't watch DWTS so I didn't get this one.
i haven't looked at a tv guide in years...they actually do stories about someone like cheryl gaining weight? that shit should be left for life and style magazine...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Well Michael K, she smokes cigs and you don't. So you can feel smug about that.
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Submitted by Anonymous Q on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:09pm.
Does anyone know why this chick is MK's arch nemesis?
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I have a theory. Don't be surprised; it happens all the time:)
Anyannoyingwhore, I think it's just that. MK really likes to watch TV and every once in a while this annoying whore pops up and stinks up his television and then he gets all pissy about it:) I think her major infractions are her mophead and her big mouth. O yeah - and she tried to kill everyone last season; that really pissed him off.
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SUCIONESS!!!!
LOL, best made up word EVER!!!!
Bravo MK
Ugh, words cannot express how much I hate her face!!! UGH!!!!! She is so shitty!!! When will this cunt be gone already, I will use a go girl to piss right on her fucked up smug face, UGH!!!!!
Submitted by Anonymous Q on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:09pm.
Good question! MK has a few arch-nemesises. Don't forget Katherine Heigl, Kate Hudson, Sienna Miller, and Wonky. I'm sure I missed some.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Does anyone know why this chick is MK's arch nemesis?
Check out the girl in the back of the shots in the club. Priceless.
New Bod? Don't they mean "New Photoshopper"??? Why do they never say what they mean!?!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Looks like the same body and the same shiteous hair, just a little darker and longer. I never thought her body was bad, but her face, personality and hair are atrocious.
Come on, you just KNOW this guy is in a frat and this is his date to 'stick a pig'* nite!
* or swinestock, whatever you prefer
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why has no one mentioned her dirty, fake tanned knees? LOOFAH bitch!!!
btw, the weight gain was from all the alcohol she was drinking. don't blame it on birth control.
Well Michael K,
Cheryl Burke one-upped you on this one! She's banging a hot piece, and I bet you are in tears, lol!
Go ahead and eat that Dinty Moore, the 90 calories won't make a difference, aha ha ha!
Mop Head won round 1!!!!!
momus - feeling much better today.
I actually passed out yesterday when I got home.
Ugh!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 5:50pm.
Glad to see that you're up and around after yesterday.
The Swiffer dances so well. Much better than CB.
I remember the first Swiffer commercial done to Devo's "Whip It".
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MK, you need to seek help on this one. lol.
Ms Burke is talented dancer, she pretty brown and I luv her curves.
OMG talent in young Hollywood.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by ViVee on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 5:26pm.
ITA. Swiffer is prettier.
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That photo looks like she's ripping a HUGE burn your nose hairs fart.
Why is she famous??
Dee hola muchacha!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
i know it drives you crazy when i pretend you don't exist - morphine
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devilgirl =D
o.t. - I wondered once why MK hates her but it makes sense, they kind of look alike a bit. In a little philippino boy kinda way =X
:poof: there goes my account
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Excursions 2009
I saw this pic & instantly could feel the steam coming out of M.K.'s ears. Time to quickly get out of blowing range (I'm a girl, anyway). But here's where I disagree with him. I actually like Cheryl Burke. A word to trolls: you don't hear me bitching about when M.K. has to say. I'm just moving along ...
Submitted by ViVee on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 5:26pm.
Swiffer has an awesome figure too.