Tuesday, February 24th 2009
Basement Baby Down: The Picture
When Solange passed the fuck out at LAX last week from too much DRANK, exhaustion or whatever, I prayed to the basement gods (who live on the first floor) that everything was alright. I can breathe now that I've seen this picture from the tragic incident. Basement Baby looks like she's just taking a drunk nap. Or maybe she's just putting her ear to the floor so that the basement voices' can lullaby her to sleep.
This shit also makes me think about how many pictures are out there of me passed out in the middle of the sidewalk, club, church parking lot, park bathroom, bath house, etc. like this. Bitches always got to try and be funny with their camera phones.
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She looks pretty and charming, she is a natural beauty. I have seen her profile with some sexy pictures on a austrian rich people dating site ******australiansugardaddy.com******
It is a site for--very successful australian celebrities- and millionaires to mingle last week. Is she dating-- someone rich- there?
This ho is one pathetic mess...
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
aint the body a wimp asss its like whenever the world get too much itss like bring on sleepy moments and take a mome to shut down its like a fucken laptop on 'sleep' mode - body says no goes sleepy
ps im drunk
psss michael k , i dont know you but i like hwo you use that keyboard and will fuck you anytime you viisit. it'll be nice i swear
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Faker! She doesnt even know how to look like she fainted properly...
she's trying to detear peoples attention away from her recent titty slip. wow. she and beyonce really ought to see about how they can prevent their titties from slipping out of their cloths.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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LOL! She IS taking a drunk nap. Dat's funnay!
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ROFL great pic! she misses her basement that's why she's kissing the flo'
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i know it drives you crazy when i pretend you don't exist - morphine
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Love your Basement Baby quips M.K. and in this case it's evermore true. Desperate for attention much B.B.?
And exactly right @ boobxqueen. It's nothing more than a publicity stunt from Solange.
Submitted by boobxqueen on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 3:25pm.
Pretty sure she had someone plan this little incident.
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MK this shit is better than cat nip for any pussy. I'm sure you done gone mad crazy whenyou saw this bitch on the floor.
See THIS is why I come to Dlisted. You can't make this shit up.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 2:11pm.
On my honeymoon while puking my guts out in the tropical toilet (Hiatt Key West) I thought I was having a stroke because of these flashes of light. It was my loving groom taking pics of me head in bowl, barfing up my Long Island Iced Tea or whatever crap I was drinking.
Sweeeet. How's the marriage going? :) just kidding, I'm sure you're fine.
Wow, privacy is dead huh? Forget the Patriot Act, we're all voyeurs of each other and exploit each other for a couple of bucks, or sometimes for free. Pretty sad.
I can't say enough just how glad I am that bitches didn't have camera phones back when I was fall down drunk at clubs.
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basement brat please!
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Pretty sure she had someone plan this little incident.
maybe she preg-nuhnt.
"I prayed to the basement gods (who live on the first floor)"
Ok, I totally cackled at that.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Submitted by Mish on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 2:05pm.
it looks like she is a he.
LOL
go away solange, nobody wants to see your fucking face...
get some dressing tips from your older sister, who has some great taste...she may let you borrow the gorgeous *barf* dress she wore to the oscars...
I love this whole basement thing that Michael K has going on, especially since he kept it going and even increased it a bit after Solange complained about it. LMAO
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 2:12pm.
Passing out in front of a bunch of people is one of my worst fears. It's the imgae of myself passed out in front of people with my boob hanging out or my dress up over my head with my vag on display that keeps me from getting completely sh*t faced when I go out.
Has BritBrit not taught you anything? You go out with no panties and chances are someone somewhere will have a camera lol
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I never stay on topic :)
Are we sure that is basement baby? that person looks like they are dressed completely normally and I don't think that Sasha fierce would have let her out of the basement dressed like that
I passed out from the heat at the beach when I was 15. Of course, not on the sand, but in the parking lot, where I could do some damage.
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-Sean Penn to Madonna (pointing at Jesus Luz)
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Well she bothered to put down her coat before she went to "sleep." Purple drank naps are fun.
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"Attention whore down!"
I'm sure she'll be fine after a few flashbulbs and some free swag.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
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It DOES look like she's sleeping! Like she really fell and landed on her coat? Uh-huh, she was being an airport bum. I've done that many times.
oh that looks like a Nyquil seizure, very serious
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Passing out in front of a bunch of people is one of my worst fears. It's the imgae of myself passed out in front of people with my boob hanging out or my dress up over my head with my vag on display that keeps me from getting completely sh*t faced when I go out. Ironically, I always get drunk enough to go pee in a dark parking lot somewhere on the way home..lmao.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
We should have our resident Christian fanatic pray for her recovery!
On my honeymoon while puking my guts out in the tropical toilet (Hiatt Key West) I thought I was having a stroke because of these flashes of light. It was my loving groom taking pics of me head in bowl, barfing up my Long Island Iced Tea or whatever crap I was drinking.
Oh, please.
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Douchechill!
who cares
That was me this morning except my face was on the wood floor with no pillow
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whatever.
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"Thanks. Another kid already?"
-Sean Penn to Madonna (pointing at Jesus Luz)
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 2:02pm.
it looks like she is sleeping
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All that sunlight must have been exhausting.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
it looks like she is a he.
it looks like she is sleeping
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I never stay on topic :)