Megan Fox Is On The Loose
Color me fucking surprised, Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox's fartytale engagement has come to end. You know, the color "surprised" can be achieved by getting a dick slapping from Brian. So, color me! Color my face! Color it!
Anyway, UsWeekly says that David Silver is now single after 4 years. Some source type said,"The relationship had run its course. It's completely amicable, and they are remaining friends."
Every whore with half a brain cell knew this shit would happen sooner or sooner. There's too many rumors about David being a major assholian. And I pretty much knew their fate when Megan said at the Golden Globes that David didn't want to be her date. It was only a matter of seconds before she woke up from her dickmatized coma.
Besides, the only reason the gods brought them together was so that this image could be captured. Megan can now concentrate on becoming the next Meryl Streep and David Silver can prepare for his inevitable appearance on Confessions of a Teen Idol 2.
And Sienna Miller better have the twatty wart known as Balthazar Getty burned off STAT, because Megan Fox is going to give her some competition as one of the biggest sluts in Hollywood. Sienna has to set up her game. Now that Megan is on the loose, she's going to eff everyone from Mickey Rourke to Mickey Rooney.
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I was sure that was Seacrest Out with his botox faded.
Oh filthy bitch, so the people who don't share your view that she's the most exquisite woman on the face of the earth are fat bitter jealous pigs? You are so overly invested that it is hysterically funny; as if you are spend all day dreaming of different ways to fuck her.
Using your logic, I suppose MK himself is a bitter jealous person for his commentary on celebrities.
I've wasted enough time on you. I conceed. Megan Fox is a creature from God and the second coming of Mary Magdalene. You win.
Aww my damn, I thought Brian was her daddy until I read the story!!!!
I always thought she was such a cutie pie, she needs to be dating someone close to her age. Brian is like my age and I couldn't imagine dating someone so young for so long.
She is way to pretty for him and he is kind of a has been so I never thought would lst.Mickey and Megan would be a hot couple!
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Wouldn't care if she did have lip injections, but the picture that bloggers are pointing to, is clearly lip liner, Pam Anderson is famous for it. When you look at the picture you can clearly see the line drawn around her mouth in one shade darker lip liner.
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/4205/lips1.jpg
And as I said, it is bloggers saying she had it done, that is the equivalent of a bunch of the commenters here saying it.
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Fascinating site Stewie!
I loved the butt implant gone wrong video.
http://famousplastic.com/category/butt-implants/
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Here is a before and after http://famousplastic.com/category/megan-fox/
Take a good look, the sides of the upper lips are fuller and both upper and lower are poutier. The bump on the ridge of her nose was removed and the ridge thinned. Not to mention, she also had a boob job which was noted on another site, but fake boobs are standard issue in Hollywood, so no big deal.
She's not an overdone plastic surgery horror like most Hollywood hoes (at least not yet), but don't be fooled, the bitch has had work done.
Here is 14 years old and recent - where are lip injections?
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/megan-fox-11th-annual-rock-the-v...
http://www.wallpaperez.info/wallpaper/celebrities/Megan-Fox-767.jpg
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:39am.
didn't she also have a boob job?
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If she did, she should ask for a refund, because they didn't take.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
i kinda liked the bump in her nose but at least she didn't get it too small like some of these people do
she's had lip injections too.
didn't she also have a boob job?
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Only thing she had done was a nose job, period. She was on a TV show when she was 15 and so it's easy to prove.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RQ5ASI8GfGY/SIuriKpQegI/AAAAAAAAACY/Y124Dev-hV...
http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/megan-fox-rhinoplasty.jpg
The only people that think she had plastic surgery to look like Angelina are bitter fat people like Sushi. If taking the bump out of her nose and making it sleeker made her look like Angelina, then you think she already looked like her to begin with, because just making a nose smaller ain't gonna do it.
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I think Octomom is better looking than angieweena too lol....honestly i do! She looks fresher lol, angie is just looking I dunno..
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:06pm.
I'd like to give her 9 inches of consolation. Yes, I want to fuck her 3 times.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Why would I care enough to "refute" her plastic surgery? Who gives a fuck? Other than your jealous bitter ass, I mean.
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And yes she definately does look a lot better than poor angieweena. At least since angieweena looks older than Jen now and jen is 40!
She looks really pretty here and I usually think "what's the big deal about her ?" but I see it here.
Submitted by sushi
Blah blah blah yourself you filthy bitch.
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Wow, calling me a filthybitch is like calling you sushi. You understand that, right?
And honey, don't worry, everyone can see your 300 pound 40-year-old ass from here just by reading what you type.
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Blah blah blah yourself you filthy bitch. Obviously you can't refute all of her plastic surgery so you can only resort to blah blah blah.
Yes, her surgical efforts to turn herself into a blow up doll for guys to jack off on has worked out fabulously. Her recipe to be a mini Jolie is botox, thick eyebrows, bad tattoos, nose job, collagen lips, and boob job certainly has earned her a place in Hollywood.
But stripped of all that plastic surgery, she's just the prettiest girl in the neighborhood.
Trust me, just like Pam Andersen, when this bitch turns 40 we'll all be laughing at her still trying to be a sex kitten and looking like an embarrassing skank. The only difference is that she will have had more surgery than Joan Rivers so she will look even more ridiculous than Pam Andersen.
has anyone figured out what she was babbling about @ some award show a few weeks ago? was she high? ~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~
The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
i'm still waiting for their sex tape to come out.
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Submitted by sushi... blah blah blah
Thanks for proving my point.
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she is fucking gorgeous. I hate her tattoos though.
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"Thanks. Another kid already?"
-Sean Penn to Madonna (pointing at Jesus Luz)
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megan fox is dripping with something
I just haven't figured out what yet ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/
Big fart
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/celeb-profiles-actress/megan-fox/pict...
Pre-plastic surgery she's average.
BG does look much older than he really is. That said, with that tan, he looks like he could (maybe it's Fat Tuesday talking here) be considered for the next Magnum PI. Although I KNOW no one could ever replace Tom Selleck.
I'd like to give her 9 inches of consolation. Yes, I want to fuck her 3 times.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
"Love love love her. She's not out walking the streets of Ho Wood every night waiting for the pap snaps (we'll see if that changes) and shes so gorgeous, even a picture of her taking a shit causes bitches to say "shes so ugly, shes had so much plastic surgery, I hate her"
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Really? Then why the fuck are there so many photos of her taken by the pap every fucking day? Sorry I'm not impressed by some bitch whose claim to fame is morphing into Angelina Jolie through plastic surgery and bad tats. This dumbfuck will have a short career because she can't act. And her addiction to plastic surgery and botox at such a young age means she'll look like fucking Lisa Rinna at age 30.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:24pm.
"The relationship had run its course. It's completely amicable, and they are remaining friends."
This statement always make me picture the scene.
Cynic!! Whether it ends in gunfire, divorce, death, or a handshake, the relationship has always run its course at the end. I bet he sells her out to OK! within six months.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:04pm.
Love love love her. She's not out walking the streets of Ho Wood every night waiting for the pap snaps (we'll see if that changes) and shes so gorgeous, even a picture of her taking a shit causes bitches to say "shes so ugly, shes had so much plastic surgery, I hate her"
muhahahahahahahz
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Yeah, I am hypnotized by her beyootay, but I don't know that I love her. I don't hate her 'cept for being a JELLY H8R, but she hasn't given me any other reason to hate her or any reason at all to love her. Meh, she's young, maybe she'll figger it out. She sure is a purty ho, though....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Love love love her. She's not out walking the streets of Ho Wood every night waiting for the pap snaps (we'll see if that changes) and shes so gorgeous, even a picture of her taking a shit causes bitches to say "shes so ugly, shes had so much plastic surgery, I hate her"
muhahahahahahahz
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:24pm.
LOL! RIGHT? I'd love it if one of the parties in the break-up had the balls to say, "I hate this motherfucker, and the only explanation I have for even DATING this bastard is that aliens kidnapped my brain."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Word on the street is that he was laid off from Burger King and could no longer support her in the fashion to which she had become accustomed.
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I don't give a damn what anybody thinks, this chick is HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! She is on the rise and I think he was definitely holding her back. Like it or not, she is going to the top. I never got their relationship. She didn't seem ready or mature enough to get into some already made family. Good thing she finally woke up and got rid of his ass because it would have ended in divorce court. Shia, here she comes.
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i could care less about these two, but i really don't like green and i think he was abusive to megan...so i hope she stays away from this loser...
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What do you expect when his initials are BAG...short for douchebag! Meghan Fox is the poor man's Angie Jolie, who actually looks A LOT better than Angie does now. How ironic.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
"The relationship had run its course. It's completely amicable, and they are remaining friends."
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This statement always make me picture the scene. Them waking up and going on about their dailies and sitting down to breakfast:
"So, I'm thinking this relationship has pretty much run its course..."
"Yeah, me too. Just give me a coupla days to get all my stuff out. I rented an apartment last month."
"O - and let's do finish breakfast!"
"Yes! Let's:)"
Cuz life is so simple like that.
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Sorry but I am unimpressed by an embalmed-by-botox and perfect features courtesy of plastic surgery.
I saw her in that dumb fucking Lindsay Lohan movie and she was pretty, but her features weren't "structurally perfect" back then. She had some jacked up upper lip.
Sorry but Megan Fox is the hottest bitch in Hollywood. Can't name a hotter actress and yes, that includes St. Angie.
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 5:55pm.
I think he farted and she was cupping to smell it for lunch.
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Haha, he has the same shit-eating grin that my Dad always did when he dropped one on my Mom in the grocery store. The dirty brute(s). :)
Meagan Fox is one hot lookin' bitch, UNTIL the god-awful tatz come into view. The one on her back/shoulder- big deal, but the arm tat? Upside down Marilyn (I guess it depends if you are looking from HER perspective, it's right side up) is just TRASHY. Cheap and trashy.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 3:16pm.
YOU READ MY F' IN MIND YOU CRAZY BITCH!
THAT'S THE ONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Get down with the running man!
LOVE the Maxx Headroom "ooo-oooh". that was so stoopit it was painful!
I think he farted and she was cupping to smell it for lunch.
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@Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 5:50pm.
lol 'LESS dignity'. yea i reckon mk's head will be photoshopped on that saved pic ;)
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 4:10pm.
megan fox reminds me of my fave pornstar from 2003-2005, taylor rain
http://www.nndb.com/people/822/000108498/taylor-rain-3-sized.jpg
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that is one hell of a link.
'aka filthy whore'
'now with less dignity'
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hahahahha
*saves picture*
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
still don't get the whole "oh, she's HOT" thing about this chick, but this post did remind me of the "Family Guy" episode that they spoof Mickey Rooney... so that was worth it!
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