Sean Penn Deserves Another Award For This
If this shit is true, then I will quit this bitch and become Sean Peen's personal nostril cleaner. Shit, I'd be his nostril cleaner anyway. Think of all the sugar he's got up there. I'd scrape it out, sell it back to his cokey ass and use the cash to build the Mother's Circus Animal Cookie house of my dreams!
The Sun says that Sean ran into his old bitch Vadge at her Oscars after-party. Vadge had Baby Jesus with her and when she went to thank Sean on his win, he answered, “Thanks. Another kid already?”
Sean can do a line off my taint anytime. And I know you're thinking that Sean shouldn't talk since he's probably biting on Lindsay Blohan's cokey puss lips. But let's be real, that bitch ain't a kid! She almost looks older than Vadge and that's saying everything.
P.S. - Remember when Vadge didn't look like a velociraptor's dick? She was so hot back then. Nautical diaper shorts and all.
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Sean is a low life scum. If I had the authority I would kick his traitor butt out of this country.
Me loves Sean again!!
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Well he was more than a dick. He beat the shit out of her. Her brother wrote about in his book. He talks about the time they were filming Shanghai Suprise. Madonna and Sean had a fight and she ran to her brothers room because Sean beat the shit out of her and threatend to kill her. He also once put her head in an oven while slamming her head against the grill. He is such a cool guy...NOT.
Vadge may be a cunt but that is just wrong. No wonder she left his ass.
Well apparently he was a dick to her while they were married and I think he was the only one who ever put her in her place so I believe it.
She looks better now than in that photo..dark hair never looked good on her.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hah, Vadge totally looks like Elaine Benes/Julia Louis-Dreyfus in that pic, and Penn looks about 15 and a half. Yeah, Vadge was the shit back then - if only she realized that a few pounds here and there and her natural brunette hair color look the best on her. Her face scared me in the Vanity Fair party pics - my sister is sure she had a chemical peel a week ago.
And heh - I remember when Penn threw Vadge over for Robin Wright, and Madonna was totally pissed about it. Good times.
fuck! she DOES look better now! and that's not saying much ...
21 years ago I was at the Beach in LV, NV and I danced with a guy that looked just like Sean Penn, I said (dork like, you looked just like Sean Penn), he smiled and I never saw him again. I hope it was him and as much as he is a douche, I'd dance with him again. He was nice back then!
I wonder if she was still hairy when they were together?
I wonder if he would say the same to George Clooney, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino, Paul McCartney, Michael Douglas, Clint Eastwood or any other MALE who has some 20 year old model to parade around with. Sexist much??? Hypocrite much???
Let Vadge have her fun.
we have to give kudos for beating the bitch when they were married, i guess it was just another slap in her face
wait wait wait.
how come i never notices that vadge lost her 'mole' until this moment.
guess i never cared too much, despite the million times i have listened to the album 'true blue'
She's hideous now and she was even more hideous then.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Madonna can have a 22 year old if she wants. Who cares? If she's desperate then she's no more desperate than Tony Randall, Al Pacino, Paul McCartney, Michael Douglas, or any other celebrity redenbacher who dates younger women.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
Sean and Hohan can bang each other like the coke-addled skeletons they are. ICKY. I liked Sean's comment tho, he has a sarcastic and douchey sense of humor, I'll give him that much!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
It seems like old Seano has developed a sense of humor these days! If this is true, that's pretty funny!
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I'm probably the only one, but I think she looks better now.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Team Daniel Craig's delicious peen.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
omg that's gotta be the ugliest picture of madonna EVER
lol funny comeback
are people done hating on sean yet for winning oscar over mickey?! sheeesh!
mickey did great too, winning every other best actor award to that point, including BAFTAs, independent spirit, golden globe, etc. so yay for him!
it's nice to see the good will spread around.
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did he really say that?! hahaaaaaha! he's a witty little shit too!
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Wow! He just said what we've all been dying to say to Vadge all along. The man deserves several awards surrounding his glass table with a huge pile of coke!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
1. Vadge has NEVER been hot. Hyped, yes. Hot, NO!
2. Mickey Rourke really needed to win that award but if this is true then they should take back each and every Oscar they gave out the other night and send them, express, to Penn's house immediately.
3. Although it's a stinging line, I've heard making fun of Jesus can get you into smelly brown stuff.
--thanks awfully--
“Thanks. Another kid already?”
I could see Penn saying that with the same tone of voice from "Sweet and Low Down"... haha.
I love Sean Penn not just for this comment he made if it is indeed true but because hes got real talent.
Im afraid i cant say the same about Madonna though but she was less of a monster when she was a little bit more relaxed about how she carried herself and how the world portrayed her. Now she just seems like a money hungry talentless control freak who just can't let go.
Older woman can be sexy but its got a lot do with natural beauty and elegance and less to do with your poon being advertised every time she releases a new record. Just give it up! You are not 23 and its ok.. we get that!
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:28am.
we at Dlisted don't have a problem with older women.
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I don't think that's it. I'm in my mid 30's. I grew up with this bitch. I loved and worshipped Mandonna, you should've seen my bedroom wall when I was a tween. As a black girl, that's saying a lot. I was fully on board when she made Who's That Girl. I can quote almost every line from that shitty movie, not to mention I have all of her albums and remixes, you name it. The problem with Mandonna now and females like her is her attitude. Maybe she thinks she has to be a nastier bitch now that she's older to stay relevant but that's not the case. I can't stand her now. She's uppity and sanctimonious. I know the neighborhood she used to live in, it's not far from where we used to live when my family first came to america. Now because she's rich, she has to be a uppity, snooty Brit, ala Gwenni Paltrow?
Remember, this site is dedicated to the people who love the gossip but don't like the shit. The first time I came here was shortly after MK debuted and I remember loving him because he could always take something that was obviously insane and shed some funny light on it, plus he mentioned Gem and the Garbage Pail Kids in one week. That was all I needed.
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This made me ROFLMMFAO!!
ahahahaha.. Sean is perfection to me now and I have distroyed all but one of my voodoo dolls of him for this..lol.
Oh Sean, Sean, Sean. This is whyi can't totally hate your nasty ass. You're the only one who can tame that wicked witch bitch. I bet that bitch's toes curled up even further, too bad he didn't go further so she could actually melt.
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I'm with SpiceDong,
I don't believe this shit is true. Come on, the Sun as the sole source, uhm, don't think so. Don't get me wrong, while Mr Penn is a self-righteous, leftie douche, I'd be the left nostril cleaner for his ass if he dropped that lil nugget of sarcasm on ho bag Madge and her dimwitted tool.
Completely off topic, but I saw the Kiebler(sp?) ripoff of MK's beloved 'Mother's Animal Cookies' at Shop Rite...and I was really tempted to buy them. Sadly being a poor college student, I didn't have the money. :(
I kind of hope Sean Penn's banging Lindsay. Maybe that will get her better movie roles.
oh suuuuuurrrrre, it's only been my SIGGIE since YESTERDAY. None of you whores noticed.
*sticks tongue out*
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"Thanks. Another kid already?"
-Sean Penn to Madonna (pointing at Jesus Luz)
hahahahhahahaha
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Submitted by Billie on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:30am.
I can't remember what site it was on, but one said the average Dlisted was in their 30s. It was all scientific and shit, and I remember MK having us do a survey before, a few years ago...."
I missed the "all scientific and shit poll", oh well. Bwah ha! I was reading D-Listed when he first had it on Blogspot, before he had his own domain. A long time ago, for sure!
Back on topic, if Sean Penn really said that to Vadge, I like him better already!
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but everyone is saying that Vadge did the Oscar party circuit alone...Jesus was nowhere to be seen...so she was with him after all despite the reports? I think this is BS, but if it is true, Sean certainly retained some gay bitchiness from his role in Milk 'cause that was a great quip...worthy of a queen...LOL
We're collecting lingerie for needy sexy people - Blanche Devereaux
Hahahahahahahahahaha, Sean is such a prick on so many levels.
But to call out Madonna on her mid-life crisis shows his genius and malevolence in three little words.
Penn is the Prick of the Century!
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
yeah Sean..congrats on another winner.
Jesus was not at the party, so where was this??? ;>
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UKer,
He is soooo charming in person. *fans self*
He will be running the UK in 10 years. That's when I blow this pop stand and set up across the pond!
*edit to say "In a fuckin castle!"
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ha ha drama, BB IS hard to keep track of tho!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
"Remember when Vadge didn't look like a velociraptor's dick?" LMFAO Michael K you're too much!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:00
UKer,
Hey, I can't judge. I have the hots for a bloke that likes to wear heels.
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eddie doesn't count. he is a lesbian in a man's body. He'd like you if you were a gayelle.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:01am.
thanks for clearing that up drama, ♥ I thought i was just crazy! I know, Lost is on Thursdays too, thanks god for dvrs
You are so funny! Isn't that how we 1st met? You couldn't remember which days BB was on?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Sort of OT, but what was up with Sean Pean's attitude toward Robin at the Oscars?
Carrot,
It's Wed. I know this because they just delivered my schezuan chicken and that is on Wedsdy!
UKer,
Hey, I can't judge. I have the hots for a bloke that likes to wear heels.
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thanks for clearing that up drama, ♥ I thought i was just crazy! I know, Lost is on Thursdays too, thanks god for dvrs
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Is it Wednesday or Thursday today? I've had two people say, "I'm so glad it's Thursday!" but I swear to God it's only Wednesday. I'm so confused.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:54am.
I think it was on Tues. & Wed. last week. I think they moved it because of President O's addressing Congress. Now my Thurs. is all messed up -- I have "Survivor," "Hell's Kitchen," "Supernatural," & now "AI Results."
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Sean Penn is an awesome actor/activist with a brain.. Madonna on the other, is nothing more than a whore who mastered the art of whoring herself.. I don't think she's criticized for her age.. She's criticized for proving to us that she's a WHORE over and over again.. At the age of 50 she managed to cheat on her husband with some football player 20 years her junior.. and this is with all the Kabbalah spiritual bull she's been all into.. Bottom-line is, she managed to build her success on her vagina power; no more.. that's where her talent lies..
PS> remember how Janice Dickinson was saying she was about to have some lesbian sex with her but Madonna's vajayjay stunk so bad, she couldn't do it LOL
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:53am.
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ha! I can't help it if I'm a woman in a gay man's body. edit: ok that should have been I'm a gay man in a woman's body.but hey whatever you get the idea.
I like hot young guys, especially if they're talented.