OctoMommy To OctoPussy?
Vivid Entertainment is piggybacking on OctoMommy's fame (the visual just destroyed me) by offering her $1 million for just one porn movie. Yeah, watching dudes dick slap her c-section scars is really going to make genitals explode in excitement.
TMZ says that Vivid is ready to make her a contract girl and if she agrees to that, her army of babehs will get full medical and dental insurance. But she'll have to do more than one porn.
Well, bitches have been calling her Octopussy, so she's already got the name. Or maybe she can call herself Vaginalina HOlie? Either will work. And for titles I'm thinking Eight Inches Is Not Enough, STRETCH Marks or Womb Raider? One of her "co-stars" can dress up like a giant sperm, she can dress up like an egg and they can do fucky times on a giant petri dish. Ugh. I can't. It's too early and the caffeine isn't even close to kicking in. I might have to shoot up coffee directly through my veins in order to deal.
OctoMommy is every kind of crazy, so I wouldn't pull out my pit hairs in shock if she actually went through with this. Nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to this crazy.
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Submitted by Penny_Dreadful on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:12pm.
I agree with every well written word. I also fear this story will get even worse.....
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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
How could anyone be aroused by this monstrosity?
Last week, when I first read about this stupid bitch, I was just too shocked, really, to feel anything else.
But now, after seeing these pics of the babehs, I'm ready to pop a vein in my forehead from the white-hot rage building inside:
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-octuplets11-pg,0,1735048.photoga....
Before, I guess what I had, at most, was a serious distaste for how she's ripping off the fine taxpaying people of the lovely state of CA (one of whom I am not; I'm on the other side of the continent). But now, seeing what these poor little munchkins look like, and the pain in the eyes of the first one (she's looking at the camera like my dog looked at me when he knew he was dying, the day we took him to the vet for the very last time, as if to say, "Why are you keeping me here? Why are you doing this to me?") ... all of a sudden, being able to tie the news story to the sad little faces makes me so angry at how she so thoughtlessly brought them into this world, just to satisfy her own ... fucked-witted fuckery. They never asked for that. They just ... the selfish fucking cow. If there's a Hell, there's a concentric circle with her name on it, just waiting.
You know, there are so many people — good people in stable circumstances who have both the intense desire and the means to get the job done properly — who have been denied by nature the opportunity for munchkins of their own, and would sell their GD souls for a crack at raising munchkins like this. And you just know that this waste of flesh and fluid is going to get to keep them, because the world is just that sick and wrong.
And this is a couple of weeks old, but I found it both revealing and disturbing:
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-octuplets11-2009feb11,0,1790195.....
Especially this part:
Suleman used to work as a psychiatric technician at Metropolitan State Hospital, where she suffered an injury in 1999. During a riot involving 20 people, a patient overturned a heavy wooden desk on her back. After the incident, Suleman only briefly returned to work and she continued to experience ongoing back problems from a herniated disc.
Between 2000 and 2008, she received $169,353 in temporary disability payments, a workers' compensation spokeswoman said.
I checked on Wikipedia, and found that the 14 were born in six births between 2001 and last month. Now, here's the thing. I had a herniated disc when I was a teenager. Actually, I had two. And I could barely walk from the amount of pain I was in — just getting down the hall from my room to the bathroom was enough to put me in tears. (Imagine the most searing pain you've ever had, multiply it by, oh, about 1000, and then imagine having it every moment of every day for over a year. And you're on 1600 mg of Motrin a day, and you're getting treated by a chiropractor three times a week, and neither thing is even touching it; you just have to wait until your body is ready to heal itself, and everything settles into new places. And you can't sleep, and you can't eat, and you can't even see straight from the pain, and you. Want. To. Die. ... Oh, yeah. And it's a permanent injury that can be — and has been — re-triggered at any time.) How on Earth, I'd like to know, does anybody with that kind of injury walk around preggers six times in seven-years-and-change? She got knocked up the first time only the year after she started getting disability, and she stayed knocked up for the majority of the time that she was getting the payments. I don't know about anybody else, but it seems to me that if your back is healthy enough for you to carry around a bun (or eight) in your oven six times, then it's healthy enough for you to go back to GD work.
I apologise from the bottom of my heart for the novel-length rant, and should probably offer a cookie to anybody who made it all the way through. I could probably use a scotch. Or a hug. It's just ... this assbag's mere existence pisses me off to no end. On topic? I hope she does take the offer — and then withers and dies from some mutant strain of crotch crawlers that just happen to be flesh-eating. But only after the babehs get put into good homes.
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People suck, and then, you die. Might as well get as much chocolate along the way as you can.
At least she's practicing for a ball gag with that apple in her mouth.
~It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.~
*Douglas Adams*
Oh, she dosen`t look beautiful in this photo...lol...as a celebrity, they have to be careful at anytime, or it may be very bad....haha.....
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Told you bitches she should move to nevada and whore herself.
I guess she got expensive hair extensions before her TV appearances this week. Just as long as my Cali taxes aren't being spent foolishly. *back to salt mine*
Unfortunately, Womb Raider has already been taken!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387693/
Why do I know this?
Ugh...porn...you're kidding me. It'd be like a hockey stick in a garbage can.
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title: you too can have a vajayjay bigger than Jenna Jameson's...it only takes 8 babies.
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puppy side eye.
not a good idea to have sperm anywhere in this bitch's vicinity
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puppy side eye.
and this bitch is drinking starbucks coffee and they're about to foreclose on her parent's house? i can't stand this woman...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
octopussy should take the vivid offer...she needs the cash and taxpayers wouldn't have to foot her medical bills...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship.but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:23pm.
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I met with a boob flashing consultant, and he said that nude snow shoveling was permitted as long as no cash transactions were made....if you would like to contact him for additional questions, his name is *pulls out consultant's business card* his name is just TV, and his card states that he lives in NJ. I've never heard of him before, but he comes highly recommended.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:17pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:12pm.
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Joe, get with the program, no more boob flashing for seven weeks....but if you were to keep the drapes open while you changed your clothes or while nude dancing, I don't think that counts against you.
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I shovel snow nude. Would that count?
(that nippy air does the complexion good, what!)
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Bolloxology
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:12pm.
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Joe, get with the program, no more boob flashing for seven weeks....but if you were to keep the drapes open while you changed your clothes or while nude dancing, I don't think that counts against you.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:04pm
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Slutty! Are we still boob flashing? Or is that holiday over? *confused*
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Bolloxology
IG, I wasn't planning to log on, but like I said I kept hearing "pussy with no brain" over and over and thought one of my DL friends must be in trouble and needs my help.
Happy Ash Wednesday all.
SLUTTSVILLE!! And on Ash Wednesday? :)
*shakes finger*
Sorry, I heard someone say pussy with no brain and thought I was being summoned.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:49pm.
"It's amazing how far you can drive the bus with just a pussy and no brain."
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Ahhh the Parasite mantra.
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Bolloxology
@lizzieb, Octopussy and her complete narcissism has pissed me off no end, too. And the way she acted like a complete cunt towards her mother during the Radar online interview!
Meanwhile, her mother is about to lose her house, thanks to Octopussy not bothering to do anything to help out, except squirting out more kids.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by roxie on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:40pm.
Bewing a pornstar is the only job she could do where she could make a shitload and not have to use her brain. It's right up her alley.
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That won't be the only thing up her "alley". Badda Bing!
I was going to say 'like chucking a sausage down the Strand (US I believe is a 'hotdog down the hallway') but she's prolly had C sections. I know you are only supposed to have 3 but so what? That fucking excuse for a doctor was more than likely pulling these poor little mites out of her ears. I hate this woman, I am going to explode with rage!
*bang*
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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:00pm.
I know, 84%! I felt a warm tingle in my no-no area when I saw that! Good for aol readers, lol.
Where is the link please?
Do you know what gets me? The nails. 14 kids, no job, mum losing her house and the cunt gets her nails done. Un-manicured hands up from all the mums- how long after your kids were born did you have long and/or nice nails? I bet three years minimum. I've got 2 kids and have had about 6 manicures in my life. *blood boiling*
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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
Submitted by roxie on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:40pm.
Bewing a pornstar is the only job she could do where she could make a shitload and not have to use her brain. It's right up her alley.
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That won't be the only thing up her "alley". Badda Bing!
She needs to definitely do a gang bang w/8 guys.
And call them by the names of the babies, for the female names, just change em a bit to male names.
She definitely NEEDS to do this.
For some strange fucking reason besides me being sick in the head, but I love love love her voice. I could listen to her talk for hours...but she really is a sick bitch and I think I like her. Not for what she did but the fact that she is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
Being a pornstar is the only job she could do where she could make a shitload and not have to use her brain. It's right up her alley.
her mom obviously didnt lick her arm pits as a kid..
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Hahaha, the hub just sent me a link to this story (yes, he is a gossip whore too), and he wrote, "It's amazing how far you can drive the bus with just a pussy and no brain." He has a very thick accent and I could just hear him saying it.
OK, I thought it was funny.
Two words. WIDE. VAGINA.
"There is a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society...outside of a kennel".
-Joan Crawford
Ok, Gloria Allred said she only has two choices at this point. Accept the Angels in Waiting proposal (where she cannot take the babies home, but only to an alternate location where their staff will care for them and keep them all together) or lose them to the foster system. She cannot take the babies home. Something tells me she is crazy enough to try to do exactly that, and she only has 24 hours to accept the Angels in Waiting deal. She is such an egomaniacal cunt I bet she still thinks she is justified in doing whatever the fuck she wants. Teehee this is getting good. If she's forced into the Angels in Waiting thing, at least she's been humbled just a little bit.
I just voted and it is still at 84%.
I voted "no" too!
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So I just woke up and was thinking about getting something to eat but not anymore.
Maybe she should have skipped the middleman and swallowed those embryos.
Stupid cunt.
Sorry, there's already a Womb Raider. It's on netflix. WTF?
Yeah, you know this cunt will be scheduling her tummy tuck asap. Not that it matters or that any man would come within 50 feet of her ever again.
Yay I love hearing about this crazy bitch! When is her tummy tuck scheduled?!
You know, I have never seen her out without a huge ass coffee in her hand[I'm just a jelliz h8tr cause my Mountain Mudd closed down:P].
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I know, 84%! I felt a warm tingle in my no-no area when I saw that! Good for aol readers, lol.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:57pm.
I hope you all voted that they shouldn't send those poor babies home with that monster. (drama's link)
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Just now voted....84% against letting her have the babies.
I honest to god would take one or two of them and I know thousands of others would, too.
I hope you all voted that they shouldn't send those poor babies home with that monster. (drama's link)
There are a few problems with her doing a porn most of them have already been mentioned, but the one thing that everyone forgot about is if she does a porno the poor guy will fall in and never be seen again. You know her snatch is that big.
A million dollars for one porn movie? Sign me the fuck up. How bad can it honestly be?
DUMBASS! That about sums it up!
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"Whooah!"
Maybe things are looking up: "Suleman has not responded to repeated interview requests from The Associated Press. Her phone has been disconnected and she no longer has a publicist."
http://news.aol.com/article/octuplets-nadya-suleman/357565
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
An apple AND a coffee?? Blech...How can she even afford Starbucks??Shouldnt she be schlepping coffee from home like a normal poor person with 14 fucking kids??
Hmmm...if she claims she loves her babies so much, lets see just how much! She wouldnt do it because she is going to get bailed out some other way. Her big pay day is coming & I am disgusted by the thought of it.