OctoMommy To OctoPussy?
Vivid Entertainment is piggybacking on OctoMommy's fame (the visual just destroyed me) by offering her $1 million for just one porn movie. Yeah, watching dudes dick slap her c-section scars is really going to make genitals explode in excitement.
TMZ says that Vivid is ready to make her a contract girl and if she agrees to that, her army of babehs will get full medical and dental insurance. But she'll have to do more than one porn.
Well, bitches have been calling her Octopussy, so she's already got the name. Or maybe she can call herself Vaginalina HOlie? Either will work. And for titles I'm thinking Eight Inches Is Not Enough, STRETCH Marks or Womb Raider? One of her "co-stars" can dress up like a giant sperm, she can dress up like an egg and they can do fucky times on a giant petri dish. Ugh. I can't. It's too early and the caffeine isn't even close to kicking in. I might have to shoot up coffee directly through my veins in order to deal.
OctoMommy is every kind of crazy, so I wouldn't pull out my pit hairs in shock if she actually went through with this. Nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to this crazy.
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WTF how is she getting any money for being an octomom??
Re: the hospital-Forget about the house for a moment. Hell, the first question would be how in the world would she even take them home? They couldn't all fit in that SUV.
Bitch has to keep her nails manicured somehow! duh!!!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I like a good porn movie myself, but the thought of this makes me want to vomit. Gross.
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/02/octomom-erupts-video-showd...
Octopussy is throwing out all this psychobabble at her Mommy. "You need to let go!" SHe's ACTUALLY pretending she's some kind of Psycho-therapist! PSYCHO being the key word there.
Octopussy isn't even bothering to keep her crazy under wraps. Those kids are going to foster care.
Submitted by peaches on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 2:24pm.
Um... Why does Vivid think Men actually want to watch this woman do porn!!!!
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I'd buy 5 copies if it was a snuff film.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Um... Why does Vivid think Men actually want to watch this woman do porn!!!!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:55pm.
I thought I had already seen her porn flick, but it was just file footage of a tanker truck filled with mayonnaise driving into the Grand Canyon.
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ACK! My eyes...that image! LOL
She's verrrry scary. Watching her argue with her poor mom...octopussy is delusional, quite mad really.
continuing the Bond Theme
On her Majesty's demolished uterus
Goldencunt
14 Kids is not enough
Dr. Invitro
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I thought I had already seen her porn flick, but it was just file footage of a tanker truck filled with mayonnaise driving into the Grand Canyon.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
"womb raider"
Bahahaahaha
You are a funny man Michael K.
Hahahahaha! OMG at the thought of her being in a porn. lol. Wow.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
sweet Jesus, I think my uterus exploded from the thought of seeing her apron-like fupa rhymtically slapping her in the face as she gets DP'd. Oh god....
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:15pm.
Wow, excellent point...I think I heard they haven't made a payment since May of last year. Hummmm....
Actually, it totally makes sense she had a boob job. After six children in five years your boobs would be national geographic looking I imagine, and hers are still in the right place and smallish.
DISGUSTING. I always knew this whiny bitch would end up in porn. I can't even begin to imagine how nasty she looks naked, and I won't even try. Nasty, Nasty, Nasty...
Jesus, even Larry Flynt would hurl over the mere thought of this.
I wish the media would just ignore Crazy Lady. I understand it's a trainwreck and you can't stop staring but the MSM needs to ignore her.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:28am.
Sticking with the Whorelina theme:
A Mighty Underdeveloped Heart
Girls, Implanted
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Stoney, you better trademark these titles QUICK!
oh woe is me.. my neighbor has made me feel unsafe (I NEED A HOUSE, SOMEBODY!), the hospital won release my babies (I NEED A HOUSE, SOMEBODY!), my house is going into foreclosure (I NEED A HOUSE, SOMEBODY!)
so how long did they miss payments on the house? awfully fishy if they stopped paying mortgage around 9/10 months ago....
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
I was just looking at some rag in the drugstore which said she had breast implants too.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I didn't even know that Vivid had a Beastiality line.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I wasn't getting as het up as some people were, (not here, on other boards) cause I knew those kids weren't going home with her. Was there really any question that CPS would get involved? Hopefully they will be adopted out to people who aren't insane. The older kids are probably pretty attached to grandma, since she's the one who takes care of them. It would be cruel to take those kids from her, and there's been no indication that she's as loony as her daughter.
So, she lived with her mom and her mom NEVER saw the nose job? the lip injections and questioned them? THe dad, never saw a difference in his daughter? When i was yojnger I got my tongue pierced and never told my dad (wasngt living with him) but I know it was obvious to him after a year or two... but this is like total face transformation (or mutation, I should say).. and yet no one mentioneds it? no aliases? nothing?
ugh. It looks like her stomach skin hangs down to her thighs. I hope Kaiser doesnt release the babes... i'd laugh. Good for them!
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Stoney, try this one.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-octuplets25-2009feb25,0,5853437....
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Get the cream
http://articles.latimes.com/2009/02/25/metro/me-octuplets25
Oh wait, the article starts out with 'she fears Kaiser blahblahblah'.
Almost everything out of her fat lips has been a lie.
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She's flat and that's that!
TV - BWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!
Ugh...all this attention for what? So she can be the HBIC in the porn industry? 15 minute countdown started last week!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
My chronic masturbation issue has officially been cured.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
OMG, now she's Angie AND Britney. Just how much does this bitch want me to hate her, anyway? If she does that porn I'll know she wants me to go all the way.
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FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
EAP - thanks for jumping in wiff the link.
dead link
Stoney, I left you a link on the last page...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090225/ap_en_tv/octuplets_dr_phil
Sorry to jump in there M.E.
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Get the cream
Stoney, Sheeps gave a link earlier:
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:53am.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-octuplets25-2009feb25,0,5853437....
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She's flat and that's that!
M.E., as far as I know, that is just a "maybe" they won't release them, and that they are looking into her living conditions before they will.
Link M.E.!!!!
OH! On the news this morning, Kaiser Permanente will not release the babies to her since her house is in forclosure and she has no prospect of new, permanent housing.
HA! The hospital is legally obligated to keep the babies best interest and safety in mind.
FUCK YOU OCTOPUSSY!!
Have the people at Vivid lost their fucking minds??? I thought they were supposed to have the "top shelf" variety when it comes to porn stars. But Octopussy??? I'm sorry, but NO ONE wants to see THAT. Her annoying voice & duck lips alone make her a complete turn-off for everyone who's ever caught a glimpse of her. And her body is completely FUCKED. And that's not even a guess on my part. I'm stating it as fact. There's no way she could put her body what she's put it through & have it come out looking like anything close to normal.
Gag.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:22pm.
EAP - God's Will my fucking ass.
If God wanted her to have babies she would have been able to conceive naturally.
As a rule I am not a god botherer but I think her blocked tubes were divine intervention. Holy hell, why isn't the IVF doctor in jail and oh, god, I can't take any more of this nonsense. Do you know that same doctor has a 50 year old woman pregnant with quads?! He should be shot.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:16pm.
I'm all for parents helping their children in time of need, but Nadya got herself into this situation. If he should be helping anyone, it's his ex-wife keep her home (because it sucks to see homeless old people). Nadya has already sucked enough of her parents' life and finances. People get away with as much as you let them. As long as her parents are taking care of the kids and providing financially, Nadya ain't doing shit.
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Chemo is not sexy
MK
you are all kinds of funny today!
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EAP - God's Will my fucking ass.
If God wanted her to have babies she would have been able to conceive naturally.
Fuck her.
*ducks flying dildo's*
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:16pm.
No he doesn't, he chooses too. The parents should run not walk away from this disgusting situation. If they did, stupid cunt would fail on an epic level and those children would have IMO a far better chance at life.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Am I too late on the porno game and James Bond? How about:
"For Your Sperm Only"
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There's one and only one "out" for this woman - find a rich man. How hilarious in this feminist age. Some much older "Christian" widower with dough who thinks having her and her 14 kids living with him would be godly bliss. You ain't going anywhere at all on your own, Cupcake. You are indeed a permanent charity case. Start going to church, every day, and keep your eyes peeled.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:09pm.
See thats why I felt most sorry. He has to work for his 33 year old daughter espiecally if they don't have the best of relationships.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:09pm
I Knowwwwwww... he defended her so much. And all this God business, WTF? I don't want to offend people with faith in God, but he kept claiming that God wanted her to implant those embryos, etc... it was God's will. Oprah straight up told him that God gives us choices... Nadya should've known better.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:01pm.
Could I add:
The Baby Collector
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Gone with 60 embryos
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LOL at that last one!
I listened to a bit of O's interview with the Dad. He fucking DEFENDS his daughter. Fuck him.
And I totally think he's the sperm donor.