OctoMommy To OctoPussy?
Vivid Entertainment is piggybacking on OctoMommy's fame (the visual just destroyed me) by offering her $1 million for just one porn movie. Yeah, watching dudes dick slap her c-section scars is really going to make genitals explode in excitement.
TMZ says that Vivid is ready to make her a contract girl and if she agrees to that, her army of babehs will get full medical and dental insurance. But she'll have to do more than one porn.
Well, bitches have been calling her Octopussy, so she's already got the name. Or maybe she can call herself Vaginalina HOlie? Either will work. And for titles I'm thinking Eight Inches Is Not Enough, STRETCH Marks or Womb Raider? One of her "co-stars" can dress up like a giant sperm, she can dress up like an egg and they can do fucky times on a giant petri dish. Ugh. I can't. It's too early and the caffeine isn't even close to kicking in. I might have to shoot up coffee directly through my veins in order to deal.
OctoMommy is every kind of crazy, so I wouldn't pull out my pit hairs in shock if she actually went through with this. Nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to this crazy.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:04pm.
I didn't feel too bad for him. He didn't seem to be a big part of his daughter's adult life.... how could he not know about some of her pregnancies or who the sperm donor was? It seems like he was always the last to know anything. Granted, he did return from his overseas job to help out. He did admit she should be mentally evaluated, but asked Oprah to provide that (don't know if he was joking). Dude, it's not Oprah's responsibility.
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Chemo is not sexy
Damn! This is wrong on so many levels.
This could be the first porno in history to ever lose money.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:41am.
I saw it. I felt kinda bad for the guy, he seems like a nice well spoken person.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:28am.
Sticking with the Whorelina theme:
Could I add:
The Baby Collector
or
Gone with 60 embryos
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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
Did anyone catch the interview of her dad on Oprah? Dr. Oz tore him a new one. Something about people not trusting Nadya with the money they donate 'cause she'll spend it on her nails.
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Chemo is not sexy
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:28am.
Sticking with the Whorelina theme:
A Mighty Underdeveloped Heart
Making Excess Lives
Womb Raider: The Multiple Cradles of Life
Life or Nothing Like It
Girls, Implanted
Hahahaha!
You forgot ' Pushing T-out '
Gross, no one should be giving this woman money, for anything. I really hate her.
"he better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her"
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:35am.
No Words: I'll bring the sunblock. (& some rolls of brass knuckles.)
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And fourteen car seats for the airplane ride to New Zealand. LOL
No Words: I'll bring the sunblock. (& some rolls of brass knuckles.)
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I've almost snorted my coffee out my nose several times reading this thread! Haha!
Unfortunately, or FORTUNATELY for the taxpayers, if she makes this.. people WILL watch. Gross...but true.
I love that Kaiser is considering not releasing those babies. Is it even a QUESTION that there is unsafe living conditions? We've probably ALL seen the pictures of that home by now. It's gross.
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
Holy Zygotes!
Womb Raider.Hahaha
And maybe a new stage name like Pussy Galore or Alotta Vagina.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Sticking with the Whorelina theme:
A Mighty Underdeveloped Heart
Making Excess Lives
Womb Raider: The Multiple Cradles of Life
Life or Nothing Like It
Girls, Implanted
...and watching her lips in motion while she talks makes me feel like I'm on a bad trip.
She was cute in the beginning and totally fucked herself up.. in fact it looks as thoug she's fucked everyone around her. figuritivly speaking..
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
I can't afford tarted-up coffee drinks and I HAVE a husband with a good job and ONLY one kid. WTF.
I want to scrape my pennies together, fly to California, and bitch-slap this toad into unconsciousness.
I'd watch for the plotline alone.
If she leaves that apple in her mouth, stays the same size and keeps having litters of babies, she could be a piggie in beastuality porn. My dog only popped out four.....she qualifies.
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
Submitted by applejones on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:00am.
Nasty. I'll bet she does it. It's totally gross that Vivid even offered, that's why I'm a Digital Playground kinda girl.
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"The HUmpty Dance here's your chance to do the hump! Do the Humty Hump! Do the do the Humpty Hump!"
Ok so, its NOT the same but dammit, as soon as I read itr thats the first thing that went thru my mind!
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
I didn't even notice before, but look how she's doing the Jolie velociraptor claws!
LOF*ckingL...she has the AUDACITY to go to Starbucks???? After begging for money for her "Babies"?! This pig is psycho and has NO SHAME.
no job and 14 kids, how the fuck can you afford an apple and starbucks?
SHe's a Cunty McCuntcunt.
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
If we're going with James Bondesque titles:
Golddigger
Moneymaker
Octuplets of Solace
Make Another Baby
Never Say Never to Frozen Embryos Again
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
This is getting weird. Those poor kids.
This cow is out and about, deluding herself into thinking she's a celebutard, and meanwhile, those babies are lying in the neonatal unit of the hospital, so tiny and frail. I don't think I've ever seen such a selfish bitch. She bred all those babies merely to get fame, $$$, and attention.
Speaking of natty, I'd pay to see Johnnie from yesterday's post star opposite...only he'd have to be given artistic license to improv
She's definitely enjoying the attention. Fame whore. I wouldn't be surprised if this bitch takes the deal. I feel so sorry for her kids.
another suggestion for porn name:
Natty Nadya
I would definitely watch her in a snuff movie.
Nasty. I'll bet she does it. It's totally gross that Vivid even offered, that's why I'm a Digital Playground kinda girl.
Between this story & that god-awful Carrottop pic, I think I'll just go back to bed.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
She's got to get a better porn star name, Nadya Suleman is not going to cut it...
what about Nadya the Nastay?
LMAO KD she needs Ceasar so bad already, you know she freaks the eff out everytime one of them pees. OMG I freaking love their new house.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Snowy- I think I only caught a quick second of it. My BF has been monopolizing the TV with Rock Band and Street Fighter and Guitar Hero 3 and such. I saw some of the commercials, though. When I first saw it I was like "Oh NO!" They are going to be a lot of work! 2 puppies, and they are going to become BIG dogs, too!
Call in Cesar, cuz I'm thinking she doesn't know a thing about raising dogs.
Team KFed: That's true. I guess the hospital has some legal right not to release preemies if it has doubts about the mom's ability to care for them.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-octuplets25-2009feb25,0,5853437....
However, unless Kaiser is sure it'll get paid by the govt for keeping the babies longer, I bet the hospital gets over its qualms as soon as the furor dies down.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:31am.
Madam S ~ great suggestion to cast Vern Troyer as her co-star. She can give birth to him and then bang him as a giant dildo.
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LMFAO!!!!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:50am.
"Arachna HO bia"
ha ha good one!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
KD did you see J&K+8 this wek? OMG the PUPPEHS!!! ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
"Arachna HO bia"
*still picturing the saggy stomach* She could be "Java the Slut"!!
Submitted by Billie on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:26am.
Gross. She needs to be spayed, and shut up and stop breeding. And I *LOVE* how she manages to have money for acrylic nails with french manicures, and collagen in her lips, but gets welfare or something???? Puh-LEEZE.
LMAO..aint that the truth
"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah
the funny thing is that she should say yes to the porn offer, its the responsible thing for her to do and its sad really
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
its too early in the morning for this shit
"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah
Vivid Entertainment is right! "AHHHHHH! MY RETINAS!! TOO VIVID, TOO VIVID!" Can you imagine the stretched out skin rolls she is hiding under her shirts? I saw Kate's from Jon & Kate plus 8, so hers must be worse!
Octopussy should audtion for Rock of Love Bang Bus.
Did anyone else hear something on the news this morning about the hospital not releasing the 8 babies to her until she can prove that she can financially take care of them? Maybe the state is getting involved?
Fucking short term memory loss combined with a nice natty ice hangover is making me question what was reality vs what was dreamtime.
You must die. I alone am best.
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:12am.
Has her stomach sprung back yet or is there still a foot of saggy skin hanging down?
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I'm sure the good taxpayers of CA paid for a tummy tuck for her as well.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Womb Raider, 8 inches is not enough and stretch marks...great titles. How about "Sex orgy with a crazy fucking nut job"?
Yikes! That was so nast-ay but sooo funny!!!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
"Children of a Lesser Rod"
''Look who 's Cocking"
"A River Runs Through Her"
" A Womb with a View"
She'll prolly make the porn, then immediately file for unemployment benefits and workers' comp.
I heard a clip of the interview w/ her & her mom yesterday, & this totally pissed me off: "I need to realize I can't control everything & take the offers I've been given." Like she'd be doing everyone a favor. There aren't many, but she is one who makes me want to reach thru the screen & tear this bitch limb from limb.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
"She's Nadya Whore"
I want her to accept this job offer. No, I wouldn't watch any of it, but knowing that she's stupid enough to do it would amuse me.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy