OctoMommy To OctoPussy?
Vivid Entertainment is piggybacking on OctoMommy's fame (the visual just destroyed me) by offering her $1 million for just one porn movie. Yeah, watching dudes dick slap her c-section scars is really going to make genitals explode in excitement.
TMZ says that Vivid is ready to make her a contract girl and if she agrees to that, her army of babehs will get full medical and dental insurance. But she'll have to do more than one porn.
Well, bitches have been calling her Octopussy, so she's already got the name. Or maybe she can call herself Vaginalina HOlie? Either will work. And for titles I'm thinking Eight Inches Is Not Enough, STRETCH Marks or Womb Raider? One of her "co-stars" can dress up like a giant sperm, she can dress up like an egg and they can do fucky times on a giant petri dish. Ugh. I can't. It's too early and the caffeine isn't even close to kicking in. I might have to shoot up coffee directly through my veins in order to deal.
OctoMommy is every kind of crazy, so I wouldn't pull out my pit hairs in shock if she actually went through with this. Nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to this crazy.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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"Eight in a Muff"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
sell those babiess at
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"Nadya Gets Nocked Up"
Can people just stop photographing her> That crazy smug look and she's now traipsing about with the requisite Starbucks in hand- she thinks she is a celebrity now. It's repulsive.
The video would only be useful to torture POWs, but I should know better than to underestimate the sick twisted population out there.
I see spots and frogs, oh my! :p
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Dick happens! - MK
Good morning all bitches and man-ho's. Doesn't this skank already have "full coverage" medical and dental for herself and kids otherwise known as welfare?
Who on earth would want to watch this FERAL Cat Lady in the making getting the bone?
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I demand Octopussy takes their offer! The taxpayers of California shouldn't have to support her lazy ass.
I watched Inside Editions interview with her and her Mom. Octopussy is goddamn INSANE.
mike,
It will look like there's a Shar-Pei in the mix without even having to abuse an animal.
Thanks madam s. for that visual. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:27am.
I'm thinking Verne Troyer as her costar.
That would be a partial win.
If I weren't such a dog lover, I'd suggest a Shar-Pei be thrown into the mix. I'm sure her stomach is similarly wrinkled and saggy.
"Womb Raider"
MK!!!! LOL Just stop! Damn you, when I talk with normal people and this ho's subject comes up, the MKisms come flying out of my mouth!
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Dick happens! - MK
Madam S ~ great suggestion to cast Vern Troyer as her co-star. She can give birth to him and then bang him as a giant dildo.
Somehow, we all knew it would come to this. Anyone remember the pornflick that John Wayne Bobbitt made after his peen was reattached? I do and I'm trying to forget that turkey neck he was sporting. Could Octomommy's grand canyon be any worse?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I'm thinking Verne Troyer as her costar.
Gross. She needs to be spayed, and shut up and stop breeding. And I *LOVE* how she manages to have money for acrylic nails with french manicures, and collagen in her lips, but gets welfare or something???? Puh-LEEZE.
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I want to see what M.E. has to say about this.
Me... Barf.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
If she does it, I will not be surprised. I will be dry-heaving, but not surprised.
I have no doubt she'll do it. &, unfortunately, tons of people will watch it. It's a sick fucking world. Damn, if I hadn't been fixed, I'd grab a turkey baster right now & get cracking. I'd love to have my son's insurance taken care of. Then I could quit the crap job I have.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I want to shove a stick of dynamite in her babymaker and run for cover.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
you can tell by the excited look in her eyes that she fuckin LOVING all the paps etc no matter how many times she screams "I am not a clebrity" Ha ha did you hear about her neighbor who came out with a shot gun "GET OFF MY LAWN"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Siiiick. Why? She's not even attractive! I can't see too many people actually spending money to see this used up burlap sack get poked and prodded by a few dicks, though they might download a clip for about 10 seconds of perverse curiosity before shutting it down and deleting it in disgust. Good God, give ME a million dollars! I will fuck those porn hotties better than this skag would, and I'm certainly about 10 leagues hotter. Oh wait - I didn't irresponsibly create a litter of children. Never mind. Wtf?!
I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see her naked.
I love me some sick porn but BARF, Vivid would have to pay me a mill to watch this shit.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Grossness, all across the board.
But I wouldn't be surprised, either, if she said yes. *gag*
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Best Supporting Actor, Bitches!
I bet this opportunistic wench will take this offer.
Suggested Titles:
* Eight is Never Enough
* Dr. Strangelove: How I Got Banged for Bucks
* Girl, Interupted (by 12 inches)
* Gidget at the Clambake
yeah, gross. @ E.A.P. the dell page is saying the same thing...Dr. Phil is involved, or some shit...dont't even care enough to care
i hate this bitch.
Vaginalina HOlie, HAHAHA!
I vote for Womb Raider.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
She needs some ugly tatts like Angie. Something that looks like a bar code or maybe some random historical dates.
It wouldn't surprise me, if she said yes - she's such a fame-whore.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:12am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:10am.
If that is even true, I am not buying anymore porn from Vivid entertainment!
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But, you're keeping what you already bought?
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Not quite, my ex kept my very extensive porn collection.
YES! Devilgirl used to have a porn collection. Sue me! Lol!
Only the Sean Penn post has not been visually disturbing.
*dry heaving*
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Yeah...If I were her parent's mortgage company, I'd slap that $6.00 coffee out of her hand and demand an F'n back payment...or 9...
Stupid bitch...it's no wonder she's on government aid. Those Starbucks don't just pay for themselves.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:10am.
If that is even true, I am not buying anymore porn from Vivid entertainment!
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But, you're keeping what you already bought?
That's just disrespectful to ask a mother of 14 to do a porno! But I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she said yes.
Has her stomach sprung back yet or is there still a foot of saggy skin hanging down?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Vaginalina HOlie...hahaha
MK you really have your creative juices flowing this morning!
STONEY!!!!!!!! Where are you? They may not give her the babies.... bad living conditions.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090225/ap_en_tv/octuplets_dr_phil
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Chemo is not sexy
Who would want to watch this ugly bitch do porn?
If that is even true, I am not buying anymore porn from Vivid entertainment!