Wednesday, February 25th 2009
Morning Wood
Kellie Pickler needs to put down the Botox needle and step the fuck away. And Phyllis Diller better sue her ass for copyright infringement - Celebitchy
Whitney Houston can put down the shank for now - Vh1 Blog
Kanye West will tell you that he has the power to put the hunger for ze cock on your tongue - The Frisky
Since Kelly has been gone, she's been hittin' the Hometown Buffet. JOKES! - ICYDK
From the department of NOT RIGHT: Rosario Dawson's mother is a pit licker - I'm Not Obsessed
Sookie & Bill 4 EVER - Popeater
This picture would be better if they were making out - Socialite Life
Spoiler Alert! Marc Cherry really hates Nicollette Sheridan - SOW
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Kellie is looking like crap..hope she does not become another plastic surgery addict .
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Submitted by Angelica on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:25pm.
Damn... why would a 22 year old do that to her face? Kelly Pickle looks RIDICULOUS!
Google Kelly Pickler without makeup.
"Phyllis Diller better sue her ass for copyright infringement "
That's the fuckin funniest shit I have heard all week!!!!! God I <3 you MK! Fun little coinkydink~Phyllis Diller was on Full House this morning!
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
AAAHHH, Bill and Sookie, I mean Paquin and Moyer... I'm so envious!
"True Blood" is AMAZING, the best series I've seen in years
Kellie looks like she had a whole forehead and brow lift..her nose looks thinner too. That godawful pasty makeup aint helping matters.
Her fucked up family really messed up her head..thats why shes so insecure and getting all this plastic surgery. She shouldnt even have gotten the boob job..she looked great before.
She looks nuts in the second pic. I feel like she wants to harvest my organs while I'm still alive.
I never would have recognized her. You sure she didn't just sit in front of a microwave for a few hours?
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Um Kelli Pickler, the whole point of plastic surgery is to look YOUNGER not OLDER!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:27am.
Off topic; Have any of you ever gone for a physical with a doctor who, as it turns out, is a guy and has made women take off their clothes for exams that had nothing to do with physicals in the past?
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Yes..Ive had several fucked up docs. There was one when I was younger and more naive...I went to a new gp dr for migraines..he INSISTED on giving me a breast exam. I kept saying i didnt think I needed it..he gave me a whole schpeel about if I ever did get breast cancer and the insurance company saw that i refused an exam they wouldnt pay for treatment, etc...totally suckered me into it. I have huge boobs to begin with and was extremely uncomfortable with some strange man fondling them.. and then he asks me all kinds of inappropriate questions like how old was i when i started developing.. UGH I wish i reported him!
Can Kellie Pickler even blink now? Does she go to bed with her eyelids halfway open?
Yikes what a horrible face lift.
omg, looks like kellie's Before and After shots got mixed up.
she should sue her plastic surgeon, stylist, and agent for facial damages
not that i really care
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I don't care how fat Kelly Clarkson gets. I like her, and she can sing.
I'd rather look at her than Aubrey O'Day, or any other untalented skank that thinks she can sing any day.
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"My biggest thing with the show was that I wanted to walk away from it while it’s still a great thing."
- Lauren Conrad (re: leaving The Hills)
Is she FUCKING KIDDING?
Whoa nelly. What the hell did she do to herself?
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Damn... why would a 22 year old do that to her face? Kelly Pickle looks RIDICULOUS!
As for Kelly C. She looks huge, but her pants are pretty unflattering & that just makes her look bigger than she is. I don't care if she is big... (and I don't think Kelly cares either) she can SING & I love her!
That Rosario story is GROSS & disturbing.
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
hasnt ANY of these celebs learned their lesson from Kenny Rogers and his fucked up mug?
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Fucking Kelly is a huge bitch!! Not suprised though because I saw pictures of her mother during the AI final and shit she was a huge bitch so the apple didn't fall to far from the tree.
Apparently there is a chromosone in the DNA strand that makes them eat a couple of pounds of bacon with every meal.
Damn Kelly is wearing pants that are so unflattering. I hate it when pants are too big to look good, but then they're too tight if you want em big. Seems like she's between sizes right now.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:54am.
Rosario Dawson seems like a wonderful person...there was also all kinds of stuff about her work with charities and programs for kids...really impressive
That being said, Rosario stay away from yo mama girl! I'm all about mama laying the smack down on a kid, but no lick downs!
I agree- I love Rosario, she seems really grounded. I am prone to an occasional boot-clap with a butt-slap on my kids, but I agree: hold the lick down!!!!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Why would someone so young get plastic surgery - it's not like she needed it. She was pretty before, now she's just scary.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:33pm.
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They want you to come in anyway? I wonder why. I guess that would be a good time to see if they have a female doctor like you said before. Mine is female and I do feel more comfortable with her. Good luck!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:27am.
Are you in Canada CT? I'm in Victoria BC and the female doctor shortage here is bad. I've had a respirologist grind his crotch into my knee whilst examining me - urgh.
I either get my hubby to come along now, or ask for a female to be present in the room. No explanation needed, just asked for it. If they ask why, politely refuse an answer. They can't refuse you.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:29pm.
That will work! They can't fine you for an act of Mother Nature.
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K, so I tried that, but they said I have to come in anyway. Luckily they said they'll reschedule the pap, and WITH A FEMALE DOCTOR (wooohoooooooo!) but creepy Indian man's still going to be feeling up my tits today.
Feel like barfing.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:25pm.
I was actually thinking of calling and saying I just started me period. Can't do it then, eh?
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That will work! They can't fine you for an act of Mother Nature.
Cool! We've finally found the Marty Feldman of our generation.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:16pm.
LCT: If you really want, you can make up a story to get out of the fee...we have some creative thinkers here and atty's that can prolly find a loophole for u
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I was actually thinking of calling and saying I just started me period. Can't do it then, eh?
Regarding that Pickle Girl:
That ain't botox. That is a fucking bad face lift. Too much botox would make her eyelids droopy, not pull 'em up in the air.
What a dumb shit.
LCT: If you really want, you can make up a story to get out of the fee...we have some creative thinkers here and atty's that can prolly find a loophole for u
LCT: it happened to a roommate of mine at the campus health clinic...gave her a breast exam for no reason...of course, we were too unaware to think that was inappropriate...we found out that he had done it to a few other girls...he's dead now or otherwise i'd reported him by now...maybe i should get some spraypaint and mark his tombstone with "PERV" to set the record straight...lol
call your state medical board to see if he has any complaints against him...if it were me, i wouldn't go...if only for the reason, that if he tried something funny, i would have to shank him!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:25am.
Boy Porn rulez. Not sure about the pit lickin', tho' Ick.
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:53am.
And you know what those kind of docs are thinking as soon as a woman walks into his office????
"She's got such delicious looking 'dits', by goodness me"
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If I didn't like you so much, I'd hate you for that.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:54am.
Rosario Dawson seems like a wonderful person...there was also all kinds of stuff about her work with charities and programs for kids...really impressive
That being said, Rosario stay away from yo mama girl! I'm all about mama laying the smack down on a kid, but no lick downs!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:51am.
LCT,
Tell him you want a nurse in the room the whole time.
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Good thinking. High five.
Yay for Sookie and Bill. They make an awesome couple. LOVE LOVE that show BTW.
What. The. Fuck. Kelly. You need to go back to the backwoods and get the fuck away from Hollyweird.
You are jacking yourself up.
kelly pickler looks like she could be a stepford wife with that new appearance shes got going on
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:37am.
From Wikipedia about Rosario Dawson's Early Life
Here's something else she was quoted as saying taken from IDLYTW-
Rosario Dawson: Saved By Gas
One time my friend Morgan texted me that she was standing somewhere next to Rosario Dawson, and I think I became instantly excited. In my pants. And she wasn't even really there.
She's all over T Mag this week, talking about sex and gas:
My mom told me so much about sex at an early age that she scared me: I didn’t have sex until was 20. I got into trouble at school because one of my friends said, ‘‘Lesbians do it with straws.’’ I said, ‘‘I can tell you how lesbians do it, and there are no straws involved!’’ But I think all that talk of sex put me off. The first time I had it, I think it was in a head-to-toe rubber. I was terrified of getting pregnant. My mom was planning to get an abortion when she was pregnant with me. She was at the clinic waiting for her appointment and she felt me move in her stomach. I always tell her it was probably gas. I thank God for gas.
It seems as if her mom just lays it out there.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:51am.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:51am.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:49am.
Sadly the only doctors in this city accepting new patients are middle-aged East Indian men who came to Canada at most 3 months ago.
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And you know what those kind of docs are thinking as soon as a woman walks into his office????
"She's got such delicious looking 'dits', by goodness me"
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:43am.
Damn!
You lick one armpit and all of a sudden you're labeled a "pit licker"......
I heard that Anjelina Jolie is a Pitt licker...
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Uncle A!
"A man is sitting at a bar, drinking, and he says to no one in particular, "A man can spend his life building bridges. Do they call him John the Bridge Builder? No. A man can spend his life raising crops. Do they call him John the Farmer? No. But you fuck one goat . . ."
Sorry...I tried to stop myself.
LCT,
Tell him you want a nurse in the room the whole time.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:43am.
LCT: I stick w/ the Joan Rivers philosophy of women-stuff doctors. I only go to women. As she said, "Would you go to a mechanic that didn't own a car?"
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Sadly the only doctors in this city accepting new patients are middle-aged East Indian men who came to Canada at most 3 months ago.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:31am.
LCT I stick with women doctors for those kind of things, if you feel like you might be made uncomfortable don't go.
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Those fuckers will charge me $75 if I cancel now. Fuck, I wish I'd looked for these reviews sooner...
I'd lick her leg pit as well. I'd lick all of her. I'd lick anything, walls, frogs..yeah, especially frogs, windows of small buses, just about anything really apart from lollys and icecream, thats just disgusting.