Chris Brown Is In Anger Management
When celebwhores get a DUI, the natural thing to do is to send them to the tank for a few months, so they at least look like they're trying. So it makes sense that when a dude delivers a massive beat down on a ho, you send him to anger management! That's what Chris Brown's crisis management team has done.
The NYDN says his pr whores think the mob of Brown haters might calm down a bit if Chris finishes an anger management. The smack up heard around the planet has fucked with Chris' money, so he's trying to look better to the public. Chris' first class was on Monday in Glendale, CA and he reportedly wants to get in a few more before his March 5th court date.
Friends of Chris chirped in that he's not the only one who needs to hug a puppy and kiss a rainbow. They say RiRi also gets the fire in her from time to time. They said, "It didn't help that Rihanna grabbed the keys out of his rented Lamborghini and threw them down the street. She knew it would really infuriate Chris, and it worked."
You know, we've all been in flaming arguments with bitches we're sucking on. One time, I even threw a boyfriend's cell phone into the gutter and that shit broke. Surprisingly, he didn't put two swollen horns on my forehead with his fists. Imagine that! And even when I told him that I gave one of his friends a handjob at Six Flags the week before, he didn't choke the fuck out of me. Restraint: It exists!
Chris and RiRi also made the cover of three tabs this week! Star Magazine says RiRi might be knocked up. The National Enquirer says she is! Life & Style says it was self-defense. And I say BLAH!
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Shouldn't Ms Sweetella be on this thread spreading the word of the gospel?
just looking at the above picture of that piece of crap spoiled brat makes me sick. look at that face?! duh!
Blue heart to match the ice cold blood running through his veins. Asswipe.
He doesn't deserve a second chance in my eyes. Maybe in society, sure. But as a man, no. What he did to her was sick and I have no sympathy for him at all. He can go to anger management...whatever. Who cares. Maybe time will tell if he's really changed.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:15pm.
*fastening 9 inch UN-LUBED strap-on, popping 3 Adderall*...Ok, whores, who's first????
HAHAHAHA
I want his shirt!!! Medium Please!
You'd think they could have used another term in place of 'knocked up'.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
I'VE done stuff like throwing car keys out the window (not to mention other, crazier stuff) and not one, NOT ONE of the men I was with EVER hit me for it. Of course, before I got married I always went out with college educated white men, which may or may not be pertinent here.
I think Chris Brown is just a spoiled moron who can't control himself. Anger management classes are fine if they actually take, and you need more than a few to curb the tendency toward physical abuse. I still hope they throw him in the slammer.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:07pm.
That's no bodyguard, that's the other guy from GoodBurger.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:07pm.
Chris is all tough and scowly cuz he's got a mean 300# bodyguard right behind him. He therefore dares you to make fun of his bright blue shiny heart.
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I was about to say: I betcha *I* could make fun of it, no problem. And then I remembered who I was dealing with....in my case, I need that guy to protect my ass more than he does.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:23pm.
He really needs the words "the cock" underneath the design.
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or dirt star...
tomato, tomahto
pitcher, catcher...
He is looking a bit toooooo on the D/L for me and Sheeps's plan to work properly, so JAIL HIS COCKY ASS...get it? Cocky and Ass...? Tiger made a jailhouse rape joke! LAUGH YOU WHORES OR YOU ALL GET COCKY ASS! *looking at hudreds of DListed whores lining up for ass sex*...Oh, fuck, I forgot who I was dealing with....
*fastening 9 inch UN-LUBED strap-on, popping 3 Adderall*...Ok, whores, who's first????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:07pm.
That's no bodyguard, that's the other guy from GoodBurger.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Chris is all tough and scowly cuz he's got a mean 300# bodyguard right behind him. He therefore dares you to make fun of his bright blue shiny heart.
someone in the crowd should have came up to chris and smacked that ugly thug punk look off his face. cocky little asshole. i would have done it.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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rihanna's career is finished if she's pregnant. i really hope this isn't true
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
He really needs the words "the cock" underneath the design.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:11pm.
hahahaha. You're going the other way, huh? Away from kindness and understanding of their problems? I like it. It sure would mess with Chris Brown's street cred.
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Yes! Bobby Trendy will be the judge, jury and executioner! Can you imagine???? FABULOUS!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:15pm.
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*holds out hand* I would like my Band-Aids back please.
Holy shit I just read on this site that Rihanna is pregnant with Chris Brown's child
http://writingdivas.com/2009/02/25/rihanna-pregnant-with-chris-browns-ch...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:13pm.
What did Hello Kitty ever do to you?
*hiding pencil case with built-in sharpener* Nothing, why?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:11pm.
hahahaha. You're going the other way, huh? Away from kindness and understanding of their problems? I like it. It sure would mess with Chris Brown's street cred.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:26pm.
I don't know if that's a current photo. If it is, it'd be funny if that's part of his anger management, like that AZ sheriff who makes the inmates wear pink. I'd make him wear Hello Kitty.
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*gasps* What did Hello Kitty ever do to you?
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by tapgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 3:36pm.
What in the gayelle universe is Chris wearing? Is this meant to send us all a "peace and loving" subliminal message??? Chris it isn't working honey, I am just having seizures instead.
I don't know if that's a current photo. If it is, it'd be funny if that's part of his anger management, like that AZ sheriff who makes the inmates wear pink. I'd make him wear Hello Kitty.
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or a POWER PUFF GIRLS t-shirt! Gasp! We are on to something Sheeps! Fuck anger management! Let's get court orders to emasculate these woman beatin' assholes through HUMILIATING FASHION!!! That's the answer right there, I'm telling you whores...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Bambam -- have you considered filing for custody of your child if s/he is or was suffering abuse at the hand of your ex? (That is if you don't already have physical custody).
The court can appoint a Guardian ad Litem to represent the best interest of your child and make recommendations to the court as far as custody is concerned. The GAL will do an investigation into any allegations that you make, interview witnesses, and really do a great job for your child. A GAL's only job is to do what is best for a CHILD.
I hate hearing about kids suffering. *sigh*
As for Algonquin... GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT HOUSE & GET TO A SHELTER! There are TONS & TONS of resources for battered woman in every state! They will help you in every way possible.
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A handjob at sixflags? Bwa ha ha! Where do you come up with this shit? Pure poetry
Chris needs to go to hell and stay there.
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
@Algonquin:
Whoa nelly. There's always something you can do. Even if they want to boot you out for whatever reason it will take them at least three months to do it. You're never trapped - always free. You have internet...find your closest shelter - take your laptop and anything you might need. Just go.
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Um, that shirt...wtf?
Submitted by tapgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 3:36pm.
What in the gayelle universe is Chris wearing? Is this meant to send us all a "peace and loving" subliminal message??? Chris it isn't working honey, I am just having seizures instead.
I don't know if that's a current photo. If it is, it'd be funny if that's part of his anger management, like that AZ sheriff who makes the inmates wear pink. I'd make him wear Hello Kitty.
Fuck this punk ass mutherfucker. Jail is what he needs.
Twats, bitches and cunts. Just another day on dlisted. =)
Good luck to you algon. This should be the last straw. Don't ever return to that bastard.
ricki, that was fine. thank you, twat.
Algonquin...
Let us know how you are doing when it is safe for you to do so. Take care. Do not falter or back down from taking the route to safety.
ETA: Sorry double posted.
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@ Algonquin if what you wrote is the truth, please dont sit here and post comments on Dlisted, if you have marks, it does NOT matter what him or his friends say, they will pick him up and automatically give you an Order of Protection (here in NYC anyway), I dont know where you are, but domestic situations are taken very seriously after the OJ incident. Please go seek help for yourself. You dont need to know anyone, there are people that do this for a living and you will get help. There are anonymous shelters and they do not give your information to anyone, family, friends, ex lovers, anyone. You will be safe, get out of there and get away from this prick before he truly hurts you in a worst way.
Be safe.
Make sure they bring an ambulance, too. You need medical care and documentation.
The only ones who "doubted" the story did so because really - WHO in their right mind WOULD be casually posting about such abuse an hour later? The moment she said she was being serious everybody started believing her and was trying to get her to help. MayWest, was that sincere enough for you? Cunt.
Submitted by Algonquin on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:04pm.
:( this makes me really sad! I really hope you get help soon!
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
Thank you for the kind messages. I had been talking to my older brother online and it basically got interrupted by my husband doing what he did. My brother is coming over here as soon as he can, but he's telling me to call the police too. I think I will, even though I'm worried I'll lose. I can't put up with this any longer. This has been going on for a while. I've lost so much weight I'm starting to look like Amy Winehouse.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:57pm
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True words, bambam.
My mother was the hitter and abuser in my family. I have sworn not to follow that path.
Anger management therapy IS NOT the same thing as batterer's treatment. If he is to the point of hitting and causing physical trauma, he is way beyond the anger management point.
Both he, and her, need to be seeking professional advice from people trained in dealing with perpetrators, and victims, of domestic violence.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:48pm.
Please believe I do too, always have. I walk away from any woman who sends up a red flag for me. I'd rather be alone if my options were limited to a certain type of woman.
A Relationship is a partnership, it takes time and effort to find a compatible partner. A lot of people, both sexes, don't know how to be partners, have a healthy respect for each other. They wanna dominate, manipulate, never giving in. You don't have to be muscular to be a bully.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Jesus these threads are so goddamn touchy. I am sick of hearing about Chris Brown. He's a fucking loser beater, end of story. Any ho that stays with a man who beats them deserves it. So fuck him and Riri. I'm so over this shit.
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*slams door*
Peace out, fuckers!
oh, should have know that one has an opinion!
Not only was Anger Management a part of my court stipulation, but I had to pay for the shit.....when you're pissed off, you are pissed off and you dont try and sit down to think it over. The only thing it did teach me was to remember the reprecussions of hitting someone, so maybe it did work....but I still get pissed off, I just dont swing anymore first. I hope it does work for him, she didnt deserve that type of beat down if that picture of her is really real.
No words, you are the only one being sincere. Ricki and Stoney, bitches.
Submitted by Algonquin on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:46pm.
get your ass to a SHELTER, if you don't know anyone. You can still get help. There is NO EXCUSE good enough for staying with someone who beats you.
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Is she FUCKING KIDDING?
Submitted by MayWest69 on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:51pm.
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The vast majority are begging her to get help.